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scouries said:
And then if you happened to pop over to the MOST READ story list (all categories) I believe you just might find two best sellers penned by that brilliant South Beach author…

Liar!!!!!
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Wait...Liar is that brilliant South Beach author? :confused:
 
tickledkitty said:
Wait...Liar is that brilliant South Beach author? :confused:
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No way, I've read Liars stuff and he can actual write. But then again who can't compared to the great south bitch, uh beach author.
 
tickledkitty said:
Wait...Liar is that brilliant South Beach author? :confused:
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I wish I was. I'm freezing my balls off up here in the north.
 
scouries said:
Miss 79 Huh? WTF? What’s wrong with breast milk? You make it sound like some evil Satanic concoction. Clearly you were fed formula when you were a baby!

Miss Omega: You’re quite prescient it seems. In fact the threads of which I’m THREADMASTER have surprisingly become an important element in the negotiations now underway for my 2008 ROYALTY contract.

Of course it is still my best selling stories that will provide the bulk of my income in 2008. Given that my 2007 $ales are approximately 87% higher than the high levels I recorded in 2006, site advertisers are eager to get my signature on the new contract.

They particularly like the ALL-TIME 1000+ VOTE CLUB which highlights LITEROTICA’S greatest authors and which has gotten very favorable reviews in just about every quarter it has been reported.

The Scouries Thread has also met with our sponsors approval – they love the idea that my mentoring and nurturing AH authors can’t help but improve the quality of writing on the site. Which of course will reflect positively on them and their products.

For 2008 we at ScouriesWorld hope to move beyond just a mere author/publisher royalty contract. We hope to bring the full range of ScouriesWorld marketing expertise and products to the table – FILM, STORIES, TOYS, MARITAL AIDS, KANGAROOS, SEMINARS, UNIVERSITY LEVEL COURSES, etc., etc.

A marriage made in heaven of two respected brand names – LITEROTICA + SCOURIES WORLD – just think!

Hopefully an announcement will be forthcoming in early December from our wonderful leaders

:
“THEIR MAJESTIES QUEEN LAUREL III and MANU the MAGNIFICENT”
​

And I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank these two wonderful people for another year of LITEROTICA! No one should ever interpret my odd complaint or numerous suggestions for improvement as an indictment of them – instead they should be read simply as attempts to improve an already excellent site.

jrs

[SIZE=+2] “the SCOURIES whiners” thread CLUB[/size]​

A list of AHers who have POSTED on my wonderful threads sorted into appropriate categories​

YUCK
SweetWitch
scheherazade_79
babyfuckmommyplz (ohh oily)
Avery_Reynolds
ennuye
the_AntiKKK
Scribbled
yevkassem72
FatDino
TruthOrDare
Shitting_Bull
scouries_
lloyd_5
AnonymousTroll
Onida

THE WHINERS
SEVERUSMAX and FazilKotuk
DeeZire
LadynStFreknBed
rachlou
Oblimo

COMPLAINERS
sweetsubsarahh
BlackShanglan
cloudy
danikat

THE COURT JESTER AND HIS SOMEWHAT AMUSING PALS
MarshAlien
Liar
poppy1963
Huckleman2000
AsylumSeeker
(This guy wrote my favorite all-time post: “Sorry, not believing it. Another example of a wannabe that is left lacking. Put a hint of your "riches" in my pocket and I''be more accepting.”)
Neonlyte
CeriseNoire
Unpredictablebijou
BarbarouSevil
(mind you this one is pretty good too- –…And you certainly wouldn't want to have the paramedics find you with your lips wrapped around her intake valve, having perished of a heart attack. Clean underwear or not…

GROUPIE
sourwitch

THE DULL
elfin_odalisque
BlackShanglan (yes he’s in 2 categories)
Tink4Fairy
JPMMURPHY
hmmnmm
rgraham666
Adi87

THE JEALOUS
Darkniciad

THE KNOW IT ALLS
sr71plt
fcdc
VarianP
1313
lindiana
SEVERUSMAX and FazilKotuk
Trombonus
TE999
Lauren Hynde

THE FOOL
The Fool

NAÏVE BUT NICE
MagicaPractica
mjl2010

MY PET CHIHUAHUA
cloudy
(I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)

IMPROVING
Tickledkitty
cheerful deviant

UNKNOWNS
joeys-game

ENGLISH
Vermilion
femininity
English Lady
Neonlyte
Just_Legal (poor spellour)
Chantilyvamp
Roxanne Appleby

SPECIAL
DixonCarterLee (in his own mind)
Jenny_Jackson
(I keep looking at Scourie's listing and wondering how many WANKS committed by the unwashed masses are represented by the numbers…and…I bet if you commented on one of his stories, he'd send you a dick pic)

THE UNIMPORTANT
CallistaLynae
Dale_Arden
BedtimeStories77
mediocre
Taharial
Pointless
matriarch
floweringbella
nasha
writelove
ScribeOfErised
spence99
ColleyJen
4glory6
Vandren

NEAR GODDESS
DanielleKitten
sarahhh

OVERPOSTERS
ABSTRUSE (45,000 posts?)
Belegon
rgraham666

GOOD GUYS (SORTA)
mikey2much
Tulipe Noire
MzDeviancy
RedHairedandFriendly
glynndah
starrkers
jomar
bluebell7
tolyk
SelenaKittyn
caprine
English Lady
RogueLurker
Impressive
ms. read
Drksideofthemoon
Rumple Foreskin
Stella_Omega
TxRad
Grand_High_Poobah ​

And of course the best of them all:
“THEIR MAJESTIES QUEEN LAUREL III and MANU the MAGNIFICENT”
​
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The amount of drugs you had to do to achieve this just boggles my mind.

Which, considering my own drug history, is pretty fucking impressive.
 
FallingToFly said:
The amount of drugs you had to do to achieve this just boggles my mind.

Which, considering my own drug history, is pretty fucking impressive.
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I think I love her... :eek:
 
FallingToFly said:
What? It's just the truth...
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It's the attitude girl, not the history.

My variety in the area is not impressive. Quantity isn't either, based on my 41 years. Now, if we consider that I basically quit everything but alcohol around 1993...

um... yeah. Best not go there. ;)

I'd say that we shouldn't thread jack, but you know... I'm such an overposter. So fuck it.
 
Pssst....scouries darlin I have to tell you something. I'm not english. I just invaded the country and could not find my way back out. :eek: :D :kiss:
 
Belegon said:
It's the attitude girl, not the history.

My variety in the area is not impressive. Quantity isn't either, based on my 41 years. Now, if we consider that I basically quit everything but alcohol around 1993...

um... yeah. Best not go there. ;)

I'd say that we shouldn't thread jack, but you know... I'm such an overposter. So fuck it.
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That's okay, Bel. I did your share for you.
 
Chantilyvamp said:
Pssst....scouries darlin I have to tell you something. I'm not english. I just invaded the country and could not find my way back out. :eek: :D :kiss:
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It's easy.

Down the M1 to the M10. Cross the roundabout, up the hill and turn right at the second set of light. 4th left, 1st left, 1st right ... oh that's my house :kiss:
 
neonlyte said:
It's easy.

Down the M1 to the M10. Cross the roundabout, up the hill and turn right at the second set of light. 4th left, 1st left, 1st right ... oh that's my house :kiss:
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:D I'm tempted to just go driving one day;)
 
neonlyte said:
It's easy.

Down the M1 to the M10. Cross the roundabout, up the hill and turn right at the second set of light. 4th left, 1st left, 1st right ... oh that's my house :kiss:
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That almost sounds poetic if you add an English accent...
 
thank you mr president...

[size=+3]George W. Bush[/size]

[size=+2]43rd President of the United States of America[/size]​
 
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