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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq. and everyone eventually comes into my world!

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[scouries]

QUOTE vioann I'm not an apologist, and I certainly don't see you as Literotica's #1 author.

Thank you vioann for your feedback. Because of course that is what this thread and forum is all about.

I’m sorry that you don’t see me as LITEROTICA’S #1 Author but of course everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

I am glad to hear though that you have been reading my stories – how else could you have come to your conclusion if you hadn’t? May I suggest that if you haven’t already that you try the following – many readers consider it LITEROTICA’S greatest story. I’d love to hear your thoughts on it:​

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”Ohhh…Mommy,” I Groaned

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"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.58 18748 3596159 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 480​

 

[TxRad]

Quote:
Originally Posted by scouries View Post
Dear Vioann,

Since you seemed like a nice girl I tried to give you my best advice - LITEROTICA'S #1 Author helping a newbie navigate the treacherous waters of AHland. Becoming a popular LITEROTICA author is not easy my dear.

I suggested you change your catwoman into a real human being. I hoped you wouldn't fall into the trap of being another apologist for the aliens among us.

You of course are free to follow my kindly ofered advice or instead join the dark side. But their is no need of name calling here. Calling someone who's offered to help you names is not a very christian approach to life.

Go in peace young lady...

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Vioan's Reply:

This advice was completely off topic and uncalled for, and again you're referring to my interests as "the dark side". You're clearly condescending and disrespectful towards people who write about unrealistic things. Moreover, I have my own interests, you have yours. If I was here only to try and become a popular writer, I would indeed write about completely different things, but I'm just writing for my own fun, and for the (perhaps few) people who share my interests. I'm not an apologist, and I certainly don't see you as Literotica's #1 author.

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My point:

Does her reply bear any resemblance to scouries post at the top of the page? Scouries usual tactic, change the page and ignore what was on the last page. One of his ways of plugging his ears and singing, La, La, La, I can't hear you.

And yes, everyone should try to read at least one of scouries self proclaimed masterpieces. After you quit trying, ask yourself one thing, How the hell did he get to the top of the favorites list? I'll await your answers.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Do all of the readers snoop around in the AH? Shouldn't they just be reading.......and leaving comments on the story?

 

[TxRad]

Do all of the readers snoop around in the AH? Shouldn't they just be reading.......and leaving comments on the story?

Snoop? Do you snoop around? They read where their interest draws them. How about you? Do you just read and leave comments?

 

[scouries]

QUOTE Hi everyone! Welcome to the 12th Annual Literotica Readers' Choice Awards, where you decide your favorite work submitted during 2010 in many different categories.

The contest voting will be open until the morning of Friday, October 7th,

So who won?

Which chaptered story carried the day?

How many votes did these winning stories amass?

Thousands and thousands of readers are breathlessly waiting...

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[SuperHeroRalph]

I can tell you this with much assurance.

You didn't win and I didn't win. Even though I'm the most prolific author on the site, bar none (yeah, yeah, quality over quantity bullshit), I rarely even get nominated for anything.

My last harrah was when I was nominated, under BostonFictionWriter, as not only the most influential writer in 2008 but also as the most influential poet, too. No other writer has been nominated in both categories.

Just as in the case of the Red Sox...wait until next year (lol).

 

[TxRad]

My last harrah was when I was nominated, under BostonFictionWriter, as not only the most influential writer in 2008 but also as the most influential poet, too. No other writer has been nominated in both categories.

Yes, you did get both nominations but one small problem, you were nominated by three of your own alts and two of scouries. It never worked for him, so why should it work for you? Self nomination, that is.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Yes, you did get both nominations but one small problem, you were nominated by three of your own alts and two of scouries. It never worked for him, so why should it work for you? Self nomination, that is.

Thank you for pointing that out, Tex. You have a wonderful memory. Only, you forgot that I had many more votes than just the three votes.

Let's hope one day you can stop being such an asshole, especially when I don't bother you nor do I attack you in the way that you find the need to assault me with your written vomit.

Hopefully, one day, you can find peace in your horrid life and not take out your misery on everyone else.

I'll pray for your miserable soul.

Good luck in kicking your dog.

 

[TxRad]

Thank you for pointing that out, Tex. You have a wonderful memory. Only, you forgot that I had many more votes than just the three votes.

Let's hope one day you can stop being such an asshole, especially when I don't bother you nor do I attack you in the way that you find the need to assault me with your written vomit.

Hopefully, one day, you can find peace in your horrid life and not take out your misery on everyone else.

I'll pray for your miserable soul.

Good luck in kicking your dog.

The truth is the truth for you and or sciouries. You've been pretty good as of late so now is not the time to start all the bullshit up again. Just saying.

By the way, I don't own a dog. Two cats, no dog.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

The truth is the truth for you and or sciouries. You've been pretty good as of late so now is not the time to start all the bullshit up again. Just saying.

By the way, I don't own a dog. Two cats, no dog.

Please don't put me in the class with Scouries. I don't start shit on the site in the way that you and Ace does.

I write storie. I mind my own business. The only time I make any derrogatory comments is when you attack me. That's it.

Have I attacked you? No.

And who the fuck are you to tell me if I'm good or not? Who died and made you the fairy bitch queen? Asshole.

Allow me to retort my outrage.

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Ah, I feel better. Somehow the air is cleaner, the sky bluer, and the grass greener.

 

[sr71plt]

Thank you for pointing that out, Tex. You have a wonderful memory. Only, you forgot that I had many more votes than just the three votes.

Apples and oranges. You yourself specified nominations in your post--not votes.

That said, I've only read a couple of yours--and when I can separate out who wrote them from the stories, they do read quite fine. I've never voted below a 5 on one (and yes, I've voted some).

But as far as the annual contest nominations, yes, your name has only been brought up by you, Scouries, or an alt of one of you. But then it's a joke of a contest anyway.

My advice to you now as before (and maybe you've taken it) if it's really just the stories you are interested in is to create yet another alt, don't post to the forum under that alt, and only write and post stories to that alt. I do it, and the stories under those alts do extremely well here.

 

[sr71plt]

Please don't put me in the class with Scouries. I don't start shit on the site in the way that you and Ace does.

Bullshit! You are one of the site's champion trouble initiators and bullshitters--under all of your alts. You can't be good for more than fifteen minutes at a time.

 

[Vioan]

Scouries, I am not going to read your stories because they don't seem interesting to me. And I know that you can't be my favourite writer, because it takes more than just writing skills for me to like what you do. Anybody who is arrogant like you are immediately loses any interest I have in them. Besides, you've now misspelled my name twice, both exactly the same way, so I'm guessing that you're doing this on purpose. If there was any reason for me to respect you, then this certainly would have changed my mind.

 

[scouries]

little ralphie could be swilling champagne in 12 months time...

The 12th Annual Literotica Awards: Languages (other, german, spanish, dutch, french, italian, romanian)

22 votes on 30 stories in 7 different language categories! Less than 1 vote per nominated story.

Apparently, after seeing these results, little ralphie immediately started writing his 750 word 2011 romanian entry “tu iubesc mami” ( I love you mommy). Should be out tomorrow…

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shr’s romanian mommy????​

 

[scouries]

Vioan… Vioan … Vioan…

I’m sorry about the spelling my dear. Actually I’d just assumed you’d spelt it wrong when you set up the account. That in your haste to spread your non human tales you’d inadvertently dropped an “n”.

Young miss I beseech you not to close your mind simply due to a misspelling. Instead come to [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld [/size]and experience erotica at its very best. Open your young mind to a scourian penetration…

Is this you? She’s the only belgique vioan I could find. I, james r scouries, shall attend to win your 'favoriting'!

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our vioan????​

 

[Vioan]

Vioan is a deliberate misspelling of Viona -- it's a nickname I use sometimes. And no, that's not me. And no, if joining your "ScouriesWorld" is what it takes to be open minded, then I'd rather be narrow minded. Furthermore, if your attitude is the result of popularity, then I'm very glad that I won't get popular by writing NonHuman stories. Yet another reason to stick with my own preferences.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Apples and oranges. You yourself specified nominations in your post--not votes.

That said, I've only read a couple of yours--and when I can separate out who wrote them from the stories, they do read quite fine. I've never voted below a 5 on one (and yes, I've voted some).

But as far as the annual contest nominations, yes, your name has only been brought up by you, Scouries, or an alt of one of you. But then it's a joke of a contest anyway.

My advice to you now as before (and maybe you've taken it) if it's really just the stories you are interested in is to create yet another alt, don't post to the forum under that alt, and only write and post stories to that alt. I do it, and the stories under those alts do extremely well here.

Thank you for the advice.

 

[scouries]

up in the boondocks...

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[scouries]

[size=+2]The 12th Annual Literotica Awards: Story Categories [/size]

Transexuals 5 stories nominated (4 were chapters) – 10 total votes - 3 received no votes
Toys 5 stories nominated (3 were chapters) – 12 total votes – 4 received two or less votes
Text with audio 5 stories nominated (1 was a chapter) – 27 total votes - 3 received three or less votes
Sci Fi 5 stories nominated (3 were chapters) – 58 total votes
Romance 5 stories nominated (4 were chapters) – 135 total votes - 2 received two or less votes
Reviews 5 stories nominated – 16 total votes - 3 received two or less votes oggie payback prize
Novels 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 36 total votes – 3 received three or less votes
NonHuman 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 99 total votes
NonConsent 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 29 total votes – one received three votes
Non Erotic 5 stories nominated – 16 total votes - 4 received two or less votes
Mind Control 5 stories nominated (2 were chapters) – 36 total votes – 1 received one votes
Mature 5 stories nominated (1 was a chapter) – 20 total votes – 1 received one votes
Loving Wives 5 stories nominated (4 were chapters) – 33 total votes
Letters 5 stories nominated (1 was a chapter) – 7 total votes – 4 received one or no votes
Lesbian 5 stories nominated (2 were chapters) – 25 total votes
Interracial 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 61 total votes
Incest 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 55 total votes
Illustrated 5 stories nominated (1 was a chapter) – 23 total votes – 1 received no votes
Humor 5 stories nominated (2 were chapters) – 10 total votes – everyone 3 or under
How To 5 stories nominated (0 were chapters) – 22 total votes – 4 received one or no votes annual give serena a prize award
Group 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 19 total votes – 3 received three or less votes
Gay 5 stories nominated (3 were chapters) – 126 total votes – 2 received three or less votes
First 5 stories nominated (4 were chapters) – 33 total votes – 3 received two or less votes
Fetish 5 stories nominated (2 were chapters) – 13 total votes – 3 received one votes
Exhibitionist 5 stories nominated (3 were chapters) – 15 total votes – 3 had three or less votes
Erotic Horrort 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 35 total votes – 3 had three or less votes
Erotic coupling 5 stories nominated (2 were chapters) – 27 total votes – 2 received two votes
Chain 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 16 total votes – 3 received two votes
Celebrities 5 stories nominated (3 were chapters) – 32 total votes – 2 received three votes
BDSM 5 stories nominated (5 were chapters) – 21 total votes – 3 received three or less votes
Anal 5 stories nominated (2 were chapters) – 15 total votes – 4 received three or less votes

31 categories – 155 stories – average of 7 votes per story (50% received 3 or less)

In 25 categories less than 50 total votes were cast (of which 17 received less than 25 votes!). In fifty days of voting!

 

[scouries]

[size=+2]The 12th Annual Literotica Awards:

Story Categories Apparent Winners

Transexuals The Adventurous Couple / heatround 6votes
Toys Gathering Storm Ch. 03 / Many Feathers 7 votes
Text with audio Adriano's Creation / theravenfox 15 votes
Sci Fi Kita'thalla Ch. 10 / Bowoodstock 20 votes
Romance A Feel For The Ice Ch. 02 / MugsyB 63 votes
Reviews Herd of Donkeys / oggbashan 9 votes (payback award)
Novels Wheels of Steel Ch. 08 / PepperPace 26 votes
NonHuman Bound by Pride Ch. 05 / whitesabretooth 60 votes
NonConsent TIE - Birthday Gifts Fit for a Prince Ch. 06 / CharmingVixen and The Devil's Inheritance Ch. 06 / sushi_taco 8 votes
Non Erotic My Way Ch. 05 / DG Hear 10 votes
Mind Control Aphrodisia Ch. 07 / Lien_Geller 17 votes
Mature Undone / angel_grant 6 votes
Loving Wives The Bar and Grill Pt. 04 / Rehnquist 10 votes
Letters If Not for the Time / Algonquin Twit 5 votes
Lesbian Winter Of Angela / subtleperfume 10 votes
Interracial Stranded! Ch. 08 / PepperPace 24 votes
Incest Just the Six of Us Ch. 14 / Mentalcase 22 votes
Illustrated TIE Ultimate Request / Hopebeach and Untold End to Hunchback Notre Dame / ArteestX 6 votes
Humor TIE 99 First Dates Ch. 03 / Stultus and What I Learned at Literotica / rpsuch 3 votes
How To Writing Real Sex / Serena_Kitt 19 votes (annual payback prize for serena)
Group TIE Joel and Carrie Ch. 10 / JoeDreamer and The Mystic Adventure Ch. 04 / smugmug 6 votes
Gay The Jock and the Therapist / robcub32 73 votes
First Living with Omega Theta Pi Ch. 02 / Charles Petersunn 20 votes
Fetish Tinkle Bell Ch. 21 / Many Feathers 6 votes
Exhibitionist gerie for Xmas / PacullaAnnia 5 votes
Erotic Horrort Succubus Summoning 202 / manyeyedhydra 20 votes
Erotic coupling Rekindled / pseudonym2005 9 votes
Chain TIE A Royal Sacrifice Ch. 23 / RedHairedandFriendly and The Set: Heat of Hydration / Algonquin Twit 5 votes
Celebrities What The Cat Dragged In Ch. 19 / psyche_b_mused 12 Votes
BDSM The Dom of My Dreams Ch. 14 / Mini_Sinclair 8 votes
Anal Turn About's Fair Play / ofloveandlust 5 votes

31 categories – 36 winners (including ties) – ONLY 4 WINNERS received more than 25 votes!

I think the last statistic is the most telling – only 4 stories received more than 25 votes in fifty days of voting. Quite frankly it’s hard to believe that so few votes were cast. What happened?

As to the winners one thing jumps out: Former A.I.R. WINNERS were quite successful. Many Feathers, MugsyB, theravenfox, PepperPace, Rehnquist, serena, and Dr Heat, all holders of coveted A.I.R.Awards, won 2010 LITEROTICA Annual Awards. Good work!


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[SuperHeroRalph]

Bullshit! You are one of the site's champion trouble initiators and bullshitters--under all of your alts. You can't be good for more than fifteen minutes at a time.

Reality check. This is a porn board. We're not at the Harvard Review.

Just as you are NO SST pilot, I am a not troublemaker.

You're just pissed because I see you for who you are, a little, lonely, angry gay man that still hasn't emerged from the closet.

It's time, Todd, to march in the gay parade. It's time to embrace your homosexuality. It's time you stopped calling yourself a bisexual and admit that you are a gay man.

Listen, there's nothing wrong with being gay. My dog is gay. Any man who sucks on another man's cock and who takes another man's cock up his ass is not bisexual. He's gay.

Have a nice day.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

The 12th Annual Literotica Awards: Languages (other, german, spanish, dutch, french, italian, romanian)

22 votes on 30 stories in 7 different language categories! Less than 1 vote per nominated story.

Apparently, after seeing these results, little ralphie immediately started writing his 750 word 2011 romanian entry “tu iubesc mami” ( I love you mommy). Should be out tomorrow…

http://prisonphotography.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/romania6.jpg?w=356&h=475
shr’s romanian mommy????​

Scouries, if you can find a 750 word story that is not listed as a 750 word story in it's title, I'll give you a thousand dollars. Okay? Go look and I'll wait here.

 

[scouries]

this is why i used the term "apparent winners" above

We're currently tallying the votes and will make the final winner announcements soon

Why do I always get nervous when I read these words? Why do they always immediately evoke visions of brooms madly sweeping away votes that certain people don’t like?

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[scouries]

We lost last night. But for the first time in quite a little while I saw a little light at the end of the tunnel.

Are we truly entering the "golden" era?​