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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq. and everyone eventually comes into my world!

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

http://www.wastedyourtime.com/wetandwild/wet_t_shirt_7.jpg
this girl deserves a second page!

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST STORIES

Let’s make this a Belgium page in honor of our newly exposed ALT​

 

[scouries]

http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/7/714/79WA000Z/art-print/herg%C3%A9-georges-r%C3%A9mi-tintin-au-congo-c-1931.jpg
belgium erotic comic...​

 

[Vioan]

I'm still very curious. I'm an "exposed alt", apparently, but when and how was I exposed? I also feel inclined to mention I'm not an alt, but I think scouries is the only one who believes that I am, anyway...

 

[scouries]

http://jamesmichie.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Magritte-Pipe.jpg
not a Belgium author’s pipe … in fact it’s not even a pipe in Belgium…
its a ....​

 

[scouries]

http://images.wikia.com/entertainment1/images/7/74/Dr_Evil.jpg
belgium doctor evil

The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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[michchick98]

I'm still very curious. I'm an "exposed alt", apparently, but when and how was I exposed? I also feel inclined to mention I'm not an alt, but I think scouries is the only one who believes that I am, anyway...

He's just trying to steer everyone away from the fact that there are lots and lots of people in these forums who think he's nothing but a spastic windbag. He seems to think there are only actually maybe 9 or 10 real people writing for and running this site and everyone else is an alt of someone else.....similar views to another alt of his who hasn't been around in quite a long time.

He's also bitter because one of his alts was banned. Of course, it couldn't have anything to do with breaking forum rules and accusing the site owner(s) of cheating....repeatedly.

Vioan, welcome to scouries fucked up world. It's pointless to argue with him. Although it is fun watching him fumble about like he knows what he's talking about isn't it?

 

[Spacefender]

http://images16.fotki.com/v316/photos/2/292835/5750312/TrollBGone-vi.jpg​

The irony being that scouries is the biggest unwanted troll on the Lit boards. I guess that Troll Spray doesn't work so well seeing as how scouries is still around. Maybe Laurel and Manu should invest in a scouries swatter.

 

[scouries]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iFBFXAco_B4/TH-IVP2NITI/AAAAAAAAPqc/eCwfcmMIzHo/s1600/nude27.jpg
belgium beauties...​

 

[scouries]

http://www.defeatdiabetes.org/resource/dynamic/global/food_-_brussel_sprouts2.jpg
belgium beauties food...​

 

[Spacefender]

I'm still very curious. I'm an "exposed alt", apparently, but when and how was I exposed? I also feel inclined to mention I'm not an alt, but I think scouries is the only one who believes that I am, anyway...

Don't worry, no one else thinks you are. The irony is that scouries, the guy who likes to accuse everyone else of being an alt, is the biggest user of absolutely transparent alts on the Lit boards. When he's yelling about transparency he's really just talking about his alts.

Okay now I'm off to have a BELGIUM waffle. Or maybe some FRANCE toast. Or perhaps some ENGLAND muffins. Maybe I'll wash it down with some ITALY or GERMANY wine.

 

[michchick98]

Okay now I'm off to have a BELGIUM waffle. Or maybe some FRANCE toast. Or perhaps some ENGLAND muffins. Maybe I'll wash it down with some ITALY or GERMANY wine.

LMAO.

You know the really sad part, he thinks he's right about his usage of the word and everyone else is wrong.

 

[scouries]

http://metart.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/BRIONIE_W.jpg
fresh, home grown belgium waffle...​

 

[scouries]

Eddie!!!!

http://www.cyclingtipsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/EDDY-MERCKX.jpg
belgium biker​

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Jim, I miss your art-work thread. Bring it back, baby!

 

[scouries]

Jim, I miss your art-work thread. Bring it back, baby!

dear miss sin,

Baby????

You know there was a time when I couldn’t see your posts… now yours are the only ones besides my own that I can see (at least on this and the previous page).

First question: Have you “favorited” me yet? If not why not? Only people who’ve “favorite” me can call me baby…

Re THREADMASTERING: Now that you yourself have become a THREADMISTRESS I’m sure you’re coming to realize that its not just a walk in the park!

http://www.oceansbridge.com/paintings/collections/reclining-nude/big/Edouard_Manet_1863_XX_Olympia.jpg

In fact the famous scouries “art” thread was scheduled to return in the 3rd Q of 2011 but its revival was put on hold due to various circumstances. The “banning” of the Grand_High_Poobah certainly didn’t help and although the gabster is still hard at work at SW we’ve had to pass off almost 50% of her previous posting load onto others.

We’d also been promised by the PALACE that the management of the 1000+ VOTE club and the 100+ COMMENT club would be taken over by MANU’S minions which would have reduced our workload and allowed us time for projects like the “art” thread. However MANU fell behind and now that has been pushed back until at least the 1st Q of 2012.

So unfortunately my dear you’ll just have to wait…

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[Spacefender]

You know there was a time when I couldn’t see your posts… now yours are the only ones besides my own that I can see (at least on this and the previous page).

So in effect scouries is talking to himself here. The saying I had always heard about people who talk to themselves is that they're either crazy or have money in the bank. I guess with all those royalty checks from Literotica scouries must be in the later category.

 

[lloyd_5]

Uh, oh, I think Lloyd5 is really gonna be pissed.

Why? I wear Scouries' rejection as a badge of honor and take delight in his inability to stop me posting to his offensive thread.

IMHO any writer/reader with the slightest desire to support Lit would boycott this thread. The most effective reply is silence, which I have followed for some time.

If the only posts belong to scouries he will become frustrated at not geting a reaction, get more and more enraged, and finally disappear.

As I said a long time ago, don't encourage the wild beasts.

I won't be back.

 

[lloyd_5]

My favorite belgium writer person (after vioan)

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/HU057912.jpg?size=67&uid=a9ee441f-76b7-4b9d-b27e-6c7141ede011
george...​

Can understand well! He sympathized with the Nazis during the Occupation, fled to the US to avoid a war crimes trial, treated women appallingly and cheated on all his wives.

Just the character to be your favorite.

 

[sr71plt]

Why? I wear Scouries' rejection as a badge of honor and take delight in his inability to stop me posting to his offensive thread.

IMHO any writer/reader with the slightest desire to support Lit would boycott this thread. The most effective reply is silence, which I have followed for some time.

If the only posts belong to scouries he will become frustrated at not geting a reaction, get more and more enraged, and finally disappear.

As I said a long time ago, don't encourage the wild beasts.

I won't be back.

Well, because he was accusing you of being an alt of me.

 

[lloyd_5]

Just to repeat the official guidelines:

Respected Authors,

If you start a thread it should deal specifically with a story you have written, and you are asking for feedback. It doesn't matter what stage the story is in.

I have been getting more and more complaints and have seen more and more threads of just strictly pictures. For any picture thread you wish to start please go to the General Board and remember not to post copyrighted pictures.

I know a question that will come up will be about the Nipples thread. It has a story advertisement in the first post.

Your understanding in this is greatly appreciated.

Very Respectfully,

The Conformist

Seems fine to me so why does Lit let a wild beast destroy the ethos and purpose of the forum and not sanction him for contravening almost all of Lit's rules?

 

[scouries]

oh god! i see ace has pulled lloyd out of the cupboard again. i thought he'd finally retired that pathetic ALT!
...given the quality of some of his Halloween stories he probably should have posted them under the lloyd name.

anyway... who invented [size=+3]SWAGGER FOOTBALL????[/SIZE]

http://www.hottestgirlsofcheerleading.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/miami-hurricanes-cheerleaders-10.jpg

[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001, 2002​

 

[scouries]

Of course smurfs are also belgiums...

http://images.plus613.net/images/14000/www_plus613_com_temp_636578.gif​

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Jim, I miss your art-work thread. Bring it back, baby!

dear miss sin,

Baby????

You know there was a time when I couldn’t see your posts… now yours are the only ones besides my own that I can see (at least on this and the previous page).

First question: Have you “favorited” me yet? If not why not? Only people who’ve “favorite” me can call me baby…

Re THREADMASTERING: Now that you yourself have become a THREADMISTRESS I’m sure you’re coming to realize that its not just a walk in the park!

http://www.oceansbridge.com/paintings/collections/reclining-nude/big/Edouard_Manet_1863_XX_Olympia.jpg

In fact the famous scouries “art” thread was scheduled to return in the 3rd Q of 2011 but its revival was put on hold due to various circumstances. The “banning” of the Grand_High_Poobah certainly didn’t help and although the gabster is still hard at work at SW we’ve had to pass off almost 50% of her previous posting load onto others.

We’d also been promised by the PALACE that the management of the 1000+ VOTE club and the 100+ COMMENT club would be taken over by MANU’S minions which would have reduced our workload and allowed us time for projects like the “art” thread. However MANU fell behind and now that has been pushed back until at least the 1st Q of 2012.

So unfortunately my dear you’ll just have to wait…

​

DONE!

I'm easy, baby.

 

[Vioan]

Wait, so scouries gets his favourites by asking for them?

It all makes sense to me now.

 

[lovecraft68]

Wait, so scouries gets his favourites by asking for them?

It all makes sense to me now.

He asks for some, but most he just creates sock puppet id's and favs himself.

Lit sweeps votes from the same ip addresses to eliminate alts voting on stories. However, they don't have a way, or are going to waste the time to verify everyone who favorites someone.

I want to try his method though!

Hey Vioan, put me on your fav's page!