The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Iamcanadian28]

Take that as a compliment. I'm sure he was totally engrossed in your story. After all, he's not used to good writing.

That's one way to look at it I guess.

 

[Liar]

p.s. mr liar I must say there are significant holes in your economic analyses. I’m sure Freddie with his financial background also noticed them. In the next few days or so I’ll try to correct your mistakes. My analysis of course will be based on proprietary info I have due to my knowledge of the LITEROTICA ROYALTY payment system.

My analysis is based on basic economic reality (sell stuff at a low price = some profit, sell the same stuff and the same volumes at a high price = more profit) and seven years of running a large commersial website financed by selling ad space.

I wish you luck.

 

[scouries]

nude update....

NUDE DAY CONTEST story update

After 7 full days up on the site my Nude Day contest story has performed as follows. As yet I haven’t confirmed any sweeps of the story (although I suspect there was one between the 1st and 2nd day the story was up. It’ll be interesting to see what happens to the vote total and the rating from here to the end of the contest.

In the last three contests my stories have been entered in there have been extraordinary sweeps that have stripped two thirds to three quarters of my votes away in the last few days. These sweeps were far more extreme than in previous contests. And I also understand this was also noticed by many other authors.

Will the same thing happen again or has MANU fixed the problem? We’ll see…

As to the results I’ve got so far I’m quite satisfied. Besides the 29 public comments I’ve also received approximately 100 e-mails. The rating and vote totals are very good and sales have reached 50,000 units which is a very acceptable first printing.


Day___Views__Votes__Comments__Rating

day 1--- 24100 --- 575 ------ 19 --- 4.65
day 2--- 35645 --- 646 ------ 23 --- 4.63
day 3--- 42309 --- 696 ------ 25 --- 4.65
day 4--- 46766 --- 730 ------ 27 --- 4.66
day 5--- 48371 --- 745 ------ 28 --- 4.66
day 6--- 50171 --- 761 ------ 28 --- 4.66
day 7--- 51655 --- 782 ------ 29 --- 4.67


And hey, it’s not to late to read it and vote on it! Click away…

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Charlie's Naked Proposal Ch. 01

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jrs

 

[sr71plt]

NUDE DAY CONTEST story update

After 7 full days up on the site my Nude Day contest story has performed as follows. As yet I haven’t confirmed any sweeps of the story (although I suspect there was one between the 1st and 2nd day the story was up. It’ll be interesting to see what happens to the vote total and the rating from here to the end of the contest.

In the last three contests my stories have been entered in there have been extraordinary sweeps that have stripped two thirds to three quarters of my votes away in the last few days. These sweeps were far more extreme than in previous contests. And I also understand this was also noticed by many other authors.

Will the same thing happen again or has MANU fixed the problem? We’ll see…

As to the results I’ve got so far I’m quite satisfied. Besides the 29 public comments I’ve also received approximately 100 e-mails. The rating and vote totals are very good and sales have reached 50,000 units which is a very acceptable first printing.


Day___Views__Votes__Comments__Rating

day 1--- 24100 --- 575 ------ 19 --- 4.65
day 2--- 35645 --- 646 ------ 23 --- 4.63
day 3--- 42309 --- 696 ------ 25 --- 4.65
day 4--- 46766 --- 730 ------ 27 --- 4.66
day 5--- 48371 --- 745 ------ 28 --- 4.66
day 6--- 50171 --- 761 ------ 28 --- 4.66
day 7--- 51655 --- 782 ------ 29 --- 4.67


And hey, it’s not to late to read it and vote on it! Click away…

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Charlie's Naked Proposal Ch. 01

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jrs

Yes, Manu has done what he can do to fix the problem by sweeping as many of your cheat votes as he could discern.

This is part of why you are such a buffoon, JRS. If you are going to cheat vote as you so obviously do, the logical goal would be not to beam a headlight on your obvious cheating by noting the humonguous number of cheated votes caught and stripped (logically pointing to how many more must have made it through).

At first I thought this was all part of your silly promotional game, but I've grown to recognize that you just don't get it.

 

[TxRad]

Yes, Manu has done what he can do to fix the problem by sweeping as many of your cheat votes as he could discern.

This is part of why you are such a buffoon, JRS. If you are going to cheat vote as you so obviously do, the logical goal would be not to beam a headlight on your obvious cheating by noting the humonguous number of cheated votes caught and stripped (logically pointing to how many more must have made it through).

At first I thought this was all part of your silly promotional game, but I've grown to recognize that you just don't get it.

Yes, collecting ISP numbers is such fun.

 

[scouries]

hunting armadillos?

It’s starting to get sad to see your posts mr pilot, a once rational even if often misguided voice becoming shriller and shriller…descending into pettiness..

Before it gets any worse I’d suggest taking a couple of weeks off, hell, it is summertime. Sit on a dock sipping beer…fish…swim…read a book…put these silly AH wars out of your mind. Reassess your options … rethink your presence here. You don’t have to post on every thread…you don’t have to reply to every comment you disagree with.

Reflect a little before you post… limit yourself to 3 or 4 posts max per day… post on things that are really important to you, not inanities…

Here you want to banish freddie for writing too many stories according to you. Even though he has developed a large and approving audience for his work.

Meanwhile you show absolutely no restraint in your AH ramblings.

But it’s not too late. Please, before you’re reduced to wishing people Happy Birthday and posting flowers for every imaginary sickness, ask for some help. Even we at ScouriesHealth would be more than willing to help a struggling fellow author. We’ve succeeded before with your confreres… and we could probably underwrite part of your treatment with official ScouriesWorld ROYALTIES (which would be ironic wouldn’t it?).

jim


QUOTE Jim If ya can't run with the big dogs then ya better stay on the porch.

How clever! Your down home “Farm Hunter” humor has me rolling in the sagebrush. Have you been trying to ‘hand catch’ an Armadillo again?

EXCERP FROM HOW TO CATCH AN ARMADILLO (by j.j.jackson 1997) When in contact with the ground their short sturdy legs and long claws give them hellacious traction. This traction combined with their slick, hard shell makes them a challenge to hold. Trying to grip an armadillo by the body is a lot harder than trying to hold a greased pig with long claws. A held armadillo can scratch like fury.

The best way to hand-catch an armadillo is to stalk it. Find one that is preoccupied with digging in the leaf litter. Creep up from behind, ever so quietly-- easy now. Lower your hand gradually until it is just above the base of the tail. Then confidently and firmly seize the animal by the base of the tail and lift it clear off the ground. The animal will spin wildly, but hold on and soon it will tire. Touching the nose to the ground will stop the spinning.

Once I caught an armadillo, and while I was holding it by the tail I stalked and caught another. This suggests that they are poor communicators. The captured one was unable to alarm the second one as I approached.

 

[sr71plt]

Umm, who's the quote from? Not me.

I sort of knew you didn't have a reason for/handle on the idiocy of wanting to leave the impression that you are some sort of big vote getter by sweating bricks to pump up the numbers yourself while at the same time highlighting your cheating that arrived at those big-vote numbers.

Again, I think you misread the marketing manual, Jim. You're supposed to cheat as much as you do in getting the big numbers, but then keep mum about all of the ones swept away so you can revel in the ones they didn't find. Then, after the dust settles, you crow on the forum about your big numbers. Suggest you take out that chapter and read it again.

 

[TxRad]

Umm, who's the quote from? Not me.

I sort of knew you didn't have a reason for/handle on the idiocy of wanting to leave the impression that you are some sort of big vote getter by sweating bricks to pump up the numbers yourself while at the same time highlighting your cheating that arrived at those big-vote numbers.

Again, I think you misread the marketing manual, Jim. You're supposed to cheat as much as you do in getting the big numbers, but then keep mum about all of the ones swept away so you can revel in the ones they didn't find. Then, after the dust settles, you crow on the forum about your big numbers. Suggest you take out that chapter and read it again.

No, the quote was aimed at me. He tries to make me appear to be the fool by pointing to some stupid video he posted a while back about hunting on a game Ranch here in Texas. If he realized that these ranches make millions of dollars a year in profits, he might change his tune. For the people who do realize this, he's the fool. Me, I just keep feeding him and waiting for the bull shit to pour out.

He's now reading the other posts here in the Ah and before long he'll be posting to them. He will then be just another convert.

 

[scouries]

Numbers...and Lies....

QUOTE PILOT Again, I think you misread the marketing manual, Jim. You're supposed to cheat as much as you do in getting the big numbers, but then keep mum about all of the ones swept away so you can revel in the ones they didn't find. Then, after the dust settles, you crow on the forum about your big numbers. Suggest you take out that chapter and read it again.

Oh mr pilot I’m afraid your dishonesty is showing again. This willingness you’ve developed to distort the truth to make a cheap point.

When you first started posting here you at least displayed some intellectual integrity – now that you’ve abandoned that you’re left with nothing.

As you are well aware of I am the #1 proponent of complete transparency on all view, vote, rating etc. figures on this site. Clear definitions of what exactly each figure represents from the sites owners as well as access to the numbers for every story. In fact you’ve actually commented favorably on it often in the past.

And as you know I’m also one of the only authors who openly publishes his numbers for all to see. Unlike you.

You also know that in the last three or four contests I’ve also published a recap of my contest numbers with the numbers of votes swept away (as well as I could document them) clearly stated.

I don’t mind if someone like you disagrees with me (even if you’re wrong) as long as you’re honest about it.

I don’t need the “marketing manual” ace, I’m a million selling, 1000 vote clubber, royalty earning, favoritist author.

Monday I’m leaving on vacation for twelve days. While I’m gone I hope you take a good hard look at yourself. There’s still hope for you. And the offer still stands for subsidized health care if you feel that’s the best road to take,

jim

 

[sr71plt]

Nah, Jim, you're just an overplaying cheater. If you were smarter and less overreaching, you would tone it down and do much better. You could still get away with a lot of cheating here. (This really is pretty much a "swallow anything" crowd on at least parts of the board.) And I think I have been consistent since I started posting on the forum--the fact that this is usually traveling somewhere down the middle does seem to rile a lot of folks here.

 

[scouries]

economics...

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James R Scouries talks Site Economics Part 1​

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I promised the lying poster that I’d address LITEROTICA economics for him. That I’d be willing to give him some insight on how a clever author can generate both money and hot girls from this site if he plays his cards right. Even though I’m off on a family sailing vacation tomorrow let me start now even if I have to finish my lessons only in a couple of week from now.

First off, I’d like to reiterate a point I first made on this thread over a year ago. And that is that LITEROTICA has not as yet maximized the revenue potential of this site.

I pointed out that they’d be wise to charge both forum posters and authors for any submissions over a certain minimum number. For two reasons; the first of course was to raise more revenue (some of which would ultimately be passed on to popular authors like me). The other envisioned benefit was that charging authors/posters would probably have the added benefit of improving both story and post quality (which would help meet one of the concerns you raised in your post).

I’ve told our leaders that I’d be quite happy to take the post of LITEROTICA Director of Marketing and Sales without salary – my only recompense being a percentage of the extra revenue I produced. I’D MAKE A FORTUNE!

*****​

Re your QUOTE: My analysis is based on basic economic reality (sell stuff at a low price = some profit, sell the same stuff and the same volumes at a high price = more profit) and seven years of running a large commercial website financed by selling ad space….Literotica sells ads. The more ads Literotica sells, the more money Literotica makes. But even that is untrue. Literotica can also sell their ads expensive, or cheap.

The problem with this overly simplistic analysis is that it has nothing to do with this site! You probably haven’t had a chance to visit HO (or meet LIT’s CFO) which might explain your ignorance of site economics.

There’s a big chart on this woman’s business office wall. At the exact center of this company organization chart is a box labeled “LITEROTICA WORLD WIDE”. There are something on the order of 283 other boxes on this chart. And between these boxes run a dizzying array of connecting lines. Branches. Wholly owned Subsidiaries. Partnerships. Minority Ownership Positions. Production Plants. Franchises. etc. etc.

Companies incorporated in every country in the world. Tax havens! Sex Toy plants in China! Film Studios in Uzbekistan! Banks in the Caymans.

And as money flows from one company to the next it becomes very important to be aware of something called Non-Arm's Length Transactions.

FYI: in today’s global economy it’s important to not only make money but to make sure you report it in the right place at the right time (I’m sure Freddie with his background could help explain some of this to you).

I’d suggest you analyze the advertisers on his site. You’ll discover something very interesting. Who does advertise on this site?

And to end lesson #1 I’ll just point out that sometimes it’s more profitable on a global basis to charge one of your own companies less than the going rate.

Which is why if you ever sign a ROYALTY contract in the future with this site you better make sure that you don’t tie your payments to Literotica USA profits. I’d suggest instead you insist they be based only on your personal audited sales figures.

jrs

In lesson #2 I’ll discuss another technique an author can use to generate profits here. One that helped me buy my beach house.

And no my Canadian friends, it’s not an igloo nor in a trailer park!

 

[TxRad]

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James R Scouries talks Site Economics Part 1​

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I promised the lying poster that I’d address LITEROTICA economics for him. That I’d be willing to give him some insight on how a clever author can generate both money and hot girls from this site if he plays his cards right. Even though I’m off on a family sailing vacation tomorrow let me start now even if I have to finish my lessons only in a couple of week from now.

First off, I’d like to reiterate a point I first made on this thread over a year ago. And that is that LITEROTICA has not as yet maximized the revenue potential of this site.

I pointed out that they’d be wise to charge both forum posters and authors for any submissions over a certain minimum number. For two reasons; the first of course was to raise more revenue (some of which would ultimately be passed on to popular authors like me). The other envisioned benefit was that charging authors/posters would probably have the added benefit of improving both story and post quality (which would help meet one of the concerns you raised in your post).

I’ve told our leaders that I’d be quite happy to take the post of LITEROTICA Director of Marketing and Sales without salary – my only recompense being a percentage of the extra revenue I produced. I’D MAKE A FORTUNE!

*****​

Re your QUOTE: My analysis is based on basic economic reality (sell stuff at a low price = some profit, sell the same stuff and the same volumes at a high price = more profit) and seven years of running a large commercial website financed by selling ad space….Literotica sells ads. The more ads Literotica sells, the more money Literotica makes. But even that is untrue. Literotica can also sell their ads expensive, or cheap.

The problem with this overly simplistic analysis is that it has nothing to do with this site! You probably haven’t had a chance to visit HO (or meet LIT’s CFO) which might explain your ignorance of site economics.

There’s a big chart on this woman’s business office wall. At the exact center of this company organization chart is a box labeled “LITEROTICA WORLD WIDE”. There are something on the order of 283 other boxes on this chart. And between these boxes run a dizzying array of connecting lines. Branches. Wholly owned Subsidiaries. Partnerships. Minority Ownership Positions. Production Plants. Franchises. etc. etc.

Companies incorporated in every country in the world. Tax havens! Sex Toy plants in China! Film Studios in Uzbekistan! Banks in the Caymans.

And as money flows from one company to the next it becomes very important to be aware of something called Non-Arm's Length Transactions.

FYI: in today’s global economy it’s important to not only make money but to make sure you report it in the right place at the right time (I’m sure Freddie with his background could help explain some of this to you).

I’d suggest you analyze the advertisers on his site. You’ll discover something very interesting. Who does advertise on this site?

And to end lesson #1 I’ll just point out that sometimes it’s more profitable on a global basis to charge one of your own companies less than the going rate.

Which is why if you ever sign a ROYALTY contract in the future with this site you better make sure that you don’t tie your payments to Literotica USA profits. I’d suggest instead you insist they be based only on your personal audited sales figures.

jrs

In lesson #2 I’ll discuss another technique an author can use to generate profits here. One that helped me buy my beach house.

And no my Canadian friends, it’s not an igloo nor in a trailer park!

For future reference we'll call this:

BULLSHIT #1​

 

[Darkniciad]

You know he's got to be frothing at the mouth that nobody actually associated with the site operation will acknowledge his insanity. He's been trying so hard, for so long, and no matter how outrageous and insulting the lies he hurls -- nuffin'.

Give it up, scouries, you're too insignificant for them to bother with

 

[Daniellekitten]

You know, if he put half the work into his stories that he does in his BULLSHIT, he might actually be able to make real money with his work. That's such a sad state of affairs. One can't help but almost pity him, almost...

 

[drksideofthemoon]

As you are well aware of I am the #1 proponent of complete transparency on all view, vote, rating etc. figures on this site. Clear definitions of what exactly each figure represents from the sites owners as well as access to the numbers for every story. In fact you’ve actually commented favorably on it often in the past.

And as you know I’m also one of the only authors who openly publishes his numbers for all to see. Unlike you.

You also know that in the last three or four contests I’ve also published a recap of my contest numbers with the numbers of votes swept away (as well as I could document them) clearly stated.

I don’t mind if someone like you disagrees with me (even if you’re wrong) as long as you’re honest about it.

I don’t need the “marketing manual” ace, I’m a million selling, 1000 vote clubber, royalty earning, favoritist author.

jim

I for one am going to stand up and call BULLSHIT!

You have no interest in transparency, you have been on a campaign of self promotion using smoke and mirrors for over a year.

Yes, you regularily post your self-inflated numbers. Who cares? No one, that's the answer.

You use the word honesty, but I don't think you know the meaning of it.

Jim, you're a sham, and a charlatan, and that's the bottom line.

 

[DG Hear]

To DK.

You know, if he put half the work into his stories that he does in his BULLSHIT, he might actually be able to make real money with his work. That's such a sad state of affairs. One can't help but almost pity him, almost...

I have my A/V on. Damn girl, You're a cutey. Not to embarrass you but just telling the truth. No other reason to post on this thread.
DG

 

[MzDeviancy]

You know, I just popped back into AH for one of my periodic check-ins, and I've gotta say it:

Congratulations, Scouries! It is absolutely incredible that this vanity project of yours has achieved 142 pages of posts, but still more incredible that lots of them are by other people! You are so clearly either just a BSer getting his kicks from this or actually batshit crazy, and yet you've still somehow managed - for years! - to keep from being put on mass ignore and forgotten.

Everyone, say what you want about our personality disordered little friend, but he keeps the place interesting ;op

 

[michchick98]

You know, I just popped back into AH for one of my periodic check-ins, and I've gotta say it:

Congratulations, Scouries! It is absolutely incredible that this vanity project of yours has achieved 142 pages of posts, but still more incredible that lots of them are by other people! You are so clearly either just a BSer getting his kicks from this or actually batshit crazy, and yet you've still somehow managed - for years! - to keep from being put on mass ignore and forgotten.

Everyone, say what you want about our personality disordered little friend, but he keeps the place interesting ;op

I don't put the little turd on ignore because it's nice to come home from work after a long day and get a good laugh at his expense.

 

[Darkniciad]

It would take a week to ignore all the Alts anyway, and poking the dancing monkey is fun

 

[scouries]

making the big bucks....

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James R Scouries talks Site Economics Part 2​

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How to Generate Some Extra Revenue from your STORY

Have any of you ever seen a NASCAR race?

Have any of you ever watched a movie and wondered why the hero was driving a shiny GM while the bad guy was driving a dented Toyota?

If you have you’re on your way to making a few extra dollars with your stories!

Here’s a scene from an upcoming scouries bestseller:

“It’s so big Charlie!” Sarah whispers softly.

“It’s nothing special,” I answer nonchalantly as I feel her soft palm try to circle my pulsating prick.

“It’s bigger than Greg’s,” she replies as she looks up. Her tongue is licking her lips as I see the adoration in her baby blue eyes. She puts a second hand on me, trying to somehow harness my size.

“I know,” I answer as I think of my brother now far away at University. Then look down at his blond haired, teenage girlfriend kneeling between my legs.

“Much… much … bigger”, she coos as she dips her head and gently kisses the end of my cock. A drop of pre cum rests delicately on her bottom lip when she looks up again.

“I drank Pepsi all my life… Greg only drank that stuff in the red can,” I say as I think of the recent study that’s proven that Pepsi drinkers have penises that average one and a quarter inches longer and a half inch thicker than drinkers of other cola products.

“Do you really think that it’s true?” she asks. She’s seen the news reports too.

“Why don’t you put it in your mouth and then tell me what you think,” I say as I put my hands on the back of her head and gently urge her forward. “A field trial,” I laugh.

“Oh my gawd!” she manages to get out before I push inside her….

….Later that afternoon…

“It was like there was a ten ouncer in me … and all my life I’ve been drinking six ouncers,” Sarah gushed as she lay cuddling in my arms. I could feel some of the ‘ten ounces’ sliding down her thighs. Then she added, “You won’t tell Greg will you?”

“Any guy dumb enough to drink that other stuff deserves what he gets,” I answer.

“Do you have a second can of Pepsi?” she asks shyly as her fingers slide down between our bodies.

“I’ve got a twelve pack,” I laugh as I roll on top of her.

So how much is a scene like this worth to an advertiser? Who can help you negotiate the deal? Would any reader really believe the claim? Would he buy a Pepsi based on it?

Of course he would! Even if he knows it doesn’t make any sense he’ll hesitate the next time he’s about to choose a cola. Even a die hard drinker of the other brand will find his hands going to the blue pile. It’s been deeply imprinted in his subconscious.

How much will you get paid? It depends on how popular an author you are. On how many copies you sell. Where in the story the ad lies (best right in the middle of the sex scene). And whether it’s designed to retain customers or whether it can induce brand swithching. Is it a multi story deal or a one shot effort? How many other ads are present in the story? Etc. etc.

For someone like me? Well some three million consumers read one of my stories here every year. Times an average of perhaps six clients per story, each receiving three mentions… equals, let me see… 54 MILLION personal ads delivered right into the consumers home at the exact time he or she is feeling pretty good about themselves. Stroking their penises or petting their pussies as they read about a brand of aftershave or perfume… or … well I think you get the idea. BIG BUCKS! VERY BIG BUCKS! Enough to buy an oceanfront estate kind of big bucks.

And what about for you? Well, for a newbie the best advice I can give is that you hire an expert to help you. Someone like ScouriesPromotionalServices who have developed great expertise in the field. Please don’t hesitate to contact one of our staff members.

jrs

p.s. Part 3 will discuss other clever moneymaking techniques.

 

[Darkniciad]

Oh my god, he's claiming corporate sponsorship now!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[scouries]

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”the SCOURIES Reader” OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT​

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The THREADMASTER of this thread will be on vacation from Monday, July 14th until Friday, July 25th. During my absence the following is in effect.

For anyone wishing to contact me vis-à-vis official ScouriesWorld business please send an e-mail to either scouries@yahoo or grand_high_poobah@yahoo. Although Gabby will also be on vacation she will be in Miami and has promised to log-on every day to take care of pressing matters.

For those of you whose business concerns the ”the SCOURIES Reader” thread I’ve made the following arrangements. Two kind LITEROTICANS have been appointed to sit in as replacements. And two veritable writing giants I might add.


Acting THREADMASTER will be the man from Boston, the man with 500+ stories, none other than fast [size=+2]freddie[/size].

And in a first, I’ve also appointed an acting THREADMISTRESS, the wonderful, the beautiful, the gorgeous, the sexy…. Yes, [size=+2]sarahhh b sarahhh [/size], the most commented woman on the site.

If any issues arise as to what is appropriate content for this thread please consult one of these two brilliant authors. And please, in any dispute their word is law.

james r scouries esq.

and if i may i'll leave you with this:

Milk Maiden

 

[glynndah]

Oh my god, he's claiming corporate sponsorship now!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And my opinion of Pepsi products is validated once again.

 

[Darkniciad]

I still have tears in my eyes from laughing. Frikkin' comedy gold!

Scouries should shoot for some sponsors that his stories will actually make people think of.

http://www.averettonline.com/septicsystems.asp

http://www.valtrex.com/

http://www.ecplaza.net/tradeleads/seller/4482075/air_sickness_bagbarf.html

 

[TxRad]

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James R Scouries talks Site Economics Part 2​

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How to Generate Some Extra Revenue from your STORY

Have any of you ever seen a NASCAR race?

Have any of you ever watched a movie and wondered why the hero was driving a shiny GM while the bad guy was driving a dented Toyota?

If you have you’re on your way to making a few extra dollars with your stories!

Here’s a scene from an upcoming scouries bestseller:

“It’s so big Charlie!” Sarah whispers softly.

“It’s nothing special,” I answer nonchalantly as I feel her soft palm try to circle my pulsating prick.

“It’s bigger than Greg’s,” she replies as she looks up. Her tongue is licking her lips as I see the adoration in her baby blue eyes. She puts a second hand on me, trying to somehow harness my size.

“I know,” I answer as I think of my brother now far away at University. Then look down at his blond haired, teenage girlfriend kneeling between my legs.

“Much… much … bigger”, she coos as she dips her head and gently kisses the end of my cock. A drop of pre cum rests delicately on her bottom lip when she looks up again.

“I drank Pepsi all my life… Greg only drank that stuff in the red can,” I say as I think of the recent study that’s proven that Pepsi drinkers have penises that average one and a quarter inches longer and a half inch thicker than drinkers of other cola products.

“Do you really think that it’s true?” she asks. She’s seen the news reports too.

“Why don’t you put it in your mouth and then tell me what you think,” I say as I put my hands on the back of her head and gently urge her forward. “A field trial,” I laugh.

“Oh my gawd!” she manages to get out before I push inside her….

….Later that afternoon…

“It was like there was a ten ouncer in me … and all my life I’ve been drinking six ouncers,” Sarah gushed as she lay cuddling in my arms. I could feel some of the ‘ten ounces’ sliding down her thighs. Then she added, “You won’t tell Greg will you?”

“Any guy dumb enough to drink that other stuff deserves what he gets,” I answer.

“Do you have a second can of Pepsi?” she asks shyly as her fingers slide down between our bodies.

“I’ve got a twelve pack,” I laugh as I roll on top of her.

So how much is a scene like this worth to an advertiser? Who can help you negotiate the deal? Would any reader really believe the claim? Would he buy a Pepsi based on it?

Of course he would! Even if he knows it doesn’t make any sense he’ll hesitate the next time he’s about to choose a cola. Even a die hard drinker of the other brand will find his hands going to the blue pile. It’s been deeply imprinted in his subconscious.

How much will you get paid? It depends on how popular an author you are. On how many copies you sell. Where in the story the ad lies (best right in the middle of the sex scene). And whether it’s designed to retain customers or whether it can induce brand swithching. Is it a multi story deal or a one shot effort? How many other ads are present in the story? Etc. etc.

For someone like me? Well some three million consumers read one of my stories here every year. Times an average of perhaps six clients per story, each receiving three mentions… equals, let me see… 54 MILLION personal ads delivered right into the consumers home at the exact time he or she is feeling pretty good about themselves. Stroking their penises or petting their pussies as they read about a brand of aftershave or perfume… or … well I think you get the idea. BIG BUCKS! VERY BIG BUCKS! Enough to buy an oceanfront estate kind of big bucks.

And what about for you? Well, for a newbie the best advice I can give is that you hire an expert to help you. Someone like ScouriesPromotionalServices who have developed great expertise in the field. Please don’t hesitate to contact one of our staff members.

jrs

p.s. Part 3 will discuss other clever moneymaking techniques.

For future reference this one is called

BULLSHIT # 2​