The scene, the formulae - in every movie made.

[Uber Sparky]

I'm a huge surfer of TV - I got all the movie channels and an attention span of 10 seconds - tops...

unless 'something/anything' catches my attention - for just about any reason.

This is what I see in all movies - in one fashion or another...

The love scene
The fist-fight scene
The gun-fight scene
The sword fight
The starry-eyed stand-off
Pyrotecnics, explosions, fire
Any kind of war scene
The my lover is going away scene - on ships, trains, planes
Car chases
Horse and buggy chases
The verbal argument
The guy abusing a female slap scene
The old spokey house
The old spokey hotel
The desert death scene
The climate establishing shot
The local establishing shot
The trick mirror reflection shot
The infamous stedi-cam shot
The news person on the monitor shot
The argueing with the parents shot
All death in the bed scenes
The washed up on the shore shot
The hitch-hiking shot

You can go on and on - they are all the same...

And I haven't even gotten into the stupid comedy scenes.

I'm so fucking bored.

 

[Guest]

I didn't see any of those in Bambi.

 

[Uber Sparky]

Yeah I forgot the....

blatant pull every emotion out of an audience insipid Disney cartoon scene.

 

[Guest]

You have to get out more Sparky!