The Scariest Creature of Them All...

[scheherazade_79]

A lion, a bear and a chicken all got together one day for a chat.

"I am, beyond doubt, the most feared creature on this planet," boasted the lion. "When I roar, the entire jungle trembles."

"You think?" snapped the bear. "What about me? One roar from me and every creature in the forest runs for cover."

At this point the chicken gave a snicker - "That's nothing, folks," he said. "All I have to do is sneeze and the entire world shits itself!"

 

[BlackShanglan]

*grin*

Nice one!

 

[Guest]

A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit while standing next to one another.

"Don't you just hate being a fur bearing animal?" asked the rabbit.

"Why?" asked the bear, perplexed.

"Shit catches in your fur when you take a dump, and then dries, and sticks. So when you walk, it pulls and is very painful."

"I don't have that problem." the bear said.

"How do you avoid it."

The bear picked the rabbit up and wiped his ass with the rabbit.

 

[zeb1094]

I can arrange for you to meet the scariest animal on the planet! Any takers?

 

[BlackShanglan]

I can arrange for you to meet the scariest animal on the planet! Any takers?

Is it that cat in your AV?

 

[Guest]

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[zeb1094]

Is it that cat in your AV?

No it's my ex-daughter in-law. Talk about scary. *shiver*

 

[CharleyH]

I wont rain on your parade with an answer.

 

[Guest]

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[lucky-E-leven]

An angry female.

Doesn't matter what species.

This is true in the dragon world too?

 

[Guest]

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[lucky-E-leven]

Most especially in the dragon world.

Where did you think that expression came from?

"Hell hath no fury..."

You can't even imagine.

No?
You forget I live in a veritable estrogen factory.
I think I can imagine.

 

[Guest]

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[lucky-E-leven]

You have dragons?

No?

I rest my case.

Yes. Once a month there are three dragons with the potential to level a large building with their fire breathing. So There!

 

[Guest]

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[Stella_Omega]

I must visit sometime.

You'd think a dragon would know better- even a male!

By the way, I just realised- the lady in your av- looks somehow like Cloudy...

 

[Guest]

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