The Saucy Burka Cafe: for fans of Islam & Porn

[shereads]

Ladies' entrance is in the alley to the left.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Ladies' entrance is in the alley to the left.

I can't see the sign through my burkha but it doesn't matter because I can't read.

 

[shereads]

I love your outfit.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I love your outfit.

Pshaw, this old thing? I have another one in black and one in dark gray.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

This is just wrong on so many different levels.

 

[cantdog]

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Peace be unto you.

Turkish. Please.

A fine rug. They don't make them that way any more.

 

[shereads]

Dark gray is the new black.

Do these shoes look okay? I wanted to do something a little sexy today, for the opening and all, but I'd hate to get a mob riled up. Can't run in these worth a hoot.

Cigar?

 

[shereads]

This is just wrong on so many different levels.

If you are offended, I can close the business. Really. I don't mind.

I'd rather go back into podiatry anyway. As soon as it's legal.

 

[cantdog]

Just the hashish; Turkish, as I said. The shoes are charming, bint. Will you join me?

 

[Blackie Malone]

Dark gray is the new black.

Do these shoes look okay? I wanted to do something a little sexy today, for the opening and all, but I'd hate to get a mob riled up. Can't run in these worth a hoot.

Cigar?

They are fabulous for a capitalist American whore, is that the style this century?

When I get married I'm getting shoes and a beating.

 

[shereads]

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A fine rug. They don't make them that way any more.

Thank you! Actually, they do. This one was made by my eight younger sisters over a period of two years. With the money they make with their rug-making, they hope someday to have dowries. Or a goat.

Here is your coffee.

Peace back atcha.

 

[shereads]

Just the hashish; Turkish, as I said. The shoes are charming, bint. Will you join me?

Hashish?

I thought you meant Turkish coffee. Christ, I feel like an idiot.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Will the owner of the blue goat cart please go outside, your lights are on.

 

[neonlyte]

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they hope someday to have dowries. Or a goat.

There is a difference?

The shoes are fine, the heels are bit stubby for my taste.

Sheeps testicles on the menu? Would you mind moving them.

Go with Allah.

 

[shereads]

Will the owner of the blue goat cart please go outside, your lights are on.

 

[cantdog]

Good.
As Allah wills it. Forgiveness keeps the mind free. As al-Arabi said, be the good doctor; dispense the medicine according to the pain.

 

[shereads]

Good.
As Allah wills it. Forgiveness keeps the mind free. As al-Arabi said, be the good doctor; dispense the medicine according to the pain.

Reading must be a blast.

I know it would have made med school easier. Not that I'm complaining. Allah be praised.

 

[Guest]

Christ, I feel like an idiot.

Men, you should stone her for that.

Perdita Muhammmadda

 

[Blackie Malone]

You're out of Falafalah helper.

 

[shereads]

Who wants to hear some music? I have several eight track tapes.

There's some Zeppellin...A couple of Arabic nasheeds...

Oh! This is good. "Islamified." Who else likes hip-hop?

 

[shereads]

Men, you should stone her for that.

Perdita Muhammmadda

Welcome. You must be new here. The beatings don't start until last call.

What's your poison?

 

[Blackie Malone]

Who wants to hear some music? I have several eight track tapes.

There's some Zeppellin...A couple of Arabic nasheeds...

Oh! This is good. "Islamified." Who else likes hip-hop?

I just got the new al-Jenabi cassette, it's rockin and I love the anti-american messages, plus it's great to milk the goats to.

 

[Guest]

What's your poison?

I'll have a tall Omar Khayyam with extra mint.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I've posted an ad with the top featured dancers.

 

[cantdog]

Will there be a nautch?

Groovy.