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Sauntering Toward Baghdad
Have you heard the one about the turtle that got mugged by a gang of snails? The police arrived on the scene and asked the turtle what happened. "I don't know," he replied. "It all happened so fast."
We were reminded of this joke when we read the headline of an Associated Press dispatch of this morning: "Democrats Urge Bush Not to Rush to War." This is news? The administration's critics have been complaining of a "rush to war" for months. Just a few examples:
"The Rush to War"--headline, The Nation, Aug. 7, 2002
"Secretary of State Colin L. Powell . . . and his advisers have decided that they should focus international discussion on how Iraq would be governed after Mr. Hussein--not only in an effort to assure a democracy but as a way to outflank administration hawks and slow the rush to war."--New York Times, Aug. 16, 2002
"Christian Leaders Urge U.S. to 'Stop Rush to War' With Iraq"--headline, United Methodist Church press release, Aug. 30, 2002
"A Reckless Rush to War"--headline, editorial, The American Prospect, Sept. 25, 2002
"We have not been told why . . . we must rush to war rather than pursuing other options."--Rep. Barbara Lee (D., Calif.), Sept. 30, 2002
"We are rushing into war without fully discussing why."--Sen. Robert Byrd (D., W.Va.), Oct. 3, 2002
You get the idea. By the time the liberation of Iraq begins in earnest, perhaps a month from now, critics of the Bush administration will have spent at least six months complaining about the "rush to war." But half a year's preparation is no rush; it's more of a saunter. (In comparison, it was less than four weeks after Sept. 11 that the first bombs fell on Afghanistan.) Still, we can imagine a dazed Bobby Byrd stumbling onto the Senate floor and exclaiming: "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
"Rush to war," of course, has become a cliché. A Google search turns up 6,570 pages containing the phrase and the word Iraq. "Rush to war" is not an argument; it is a slogan, a substitute for thought--a product of the same great minds that enriched America's political rhetoric with "They just don't get it," "It's the economy, stupid," "Contract on America," "It's all about sex" and "Let every vote count."
If we may borrow an oldie but a goody, it's time to move on.
Have you heard the one about the turtle that got mugged by a gang of snails? The police arrived on the scene and asked the turtle what happened. "I don't know," he replied. "It all happened so fast."
We were reminded of this joke when we read the headline of an Associated Press dispatch of this morning: "Democrats Urge Bush Not to Rush to War." This is news? The administration's critics have been complaining of a "rush to war" for months. Just a few examples:
"The Rush to War"--headline, The Nation, Aug. 7, 2002
"Secretary of State Colin L. Powell . . . and his advisers have decided that they should focus international discussion on how Iraq would be governed after Mr. Hussein--not only in an effort to assure a democracy but as a way to outflank administration hawks and slow the rush to war."--New York Times, Aug. 16, 2002
"Christian Leaders Urge U.S. to 'Stop Rush to War' With Iraq"--headline, United Methodist Church press release, Aug. 30, 2002
"A Reckless Rush to War"--headline, editorial, The American Prospect, Sept. 25, 2002
"We have not been told why . . . we must rush to war rather than pursuing other options."--Rep. Barbara Lee (D., Calif.), Sept. 30, 2002
"We are rushing into war without fully discussing why."--Sen. Robert Byrd (D., W.Va.), Oct. 3, 2002
You get the idea. By the time the liberation of Iraq begins in earnest, perhaps a month from now, critics of the Bush administration will have spent at least six months complaining about the "rush to war." But half a year's preparation is no rush; it's more of a saunter. (In comparison, it was less than four weeks after Sept. 11 that the first bombs fell on Afghanistan.) Still, we can imagine a dazed Bobby Byrd stumbling onto the Senate floor and exclaiming: "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
"Rush to war," of course, has become a cliché. A Google search turns up 6,570 pages containing the phrase and the word Iraq. "Rush to war" is not an argument; it is a slogan, a substitute for thought--a product of the same great minds that enriched America's political rhetoric with "They just don't get it," "It's the economy, stupid," "Contract on America," "It's all about sex" and "Let every vote count."
If we may borrow an oldie but a goody, it's time to move on.