The Revelation Revolution

[Always]

Here is a thread in which to anonymously (boardonomymously?) post secrets and such, that if revealed to the right person, could destroy you.

You don't have to use your real Lit name, if you feel you need to reallu protect yourself, but somethimes saying shit (even if no one can recgonize the lips) makes you feel better.

Go ahead.

You'll feel better.

I promise.

 

[april-wine]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............wow i feel better already

how'd you know i was testy today?????

 

[sexy-girl]

im gay ... not really a big secret though but theres still SOME people that dont know

 

[Svedish_Chef]

FUCK

 

[Always]

glad i could help april-wine


*blows a kiss at sexy-girl* i knew... oh yes i knew


somebody's been watching a bit much Labyrinth... David bowie sure is yummy in those tight pants, eh Cheffie?

 

[Guest]

My nasty little secret

I'm really a Republican!

 

[Markov Cain]

One: I finally converted Laurel.
Two: I thought sexy-UK was a lesbian.

 

[Never]

I would certainly never suggest that Mr. Cain did that because, after all, it was most likely me.

(edit) Okay, this post was in response to the 'Laurel' post and before Markov posted.

 

[Markov Cain]

I am the slowest member of the board, I mean dumbest, no, I can't type worth shit, DUMBASS of the board.

Lovinn' every minute!

 

[Dillinger]

Okay - I'll fess up... I admit it, I'm really Gnufi.

 

[Always]

heh.. Gnufi... *sniggers* no comment



come on people... these aren't secrets. these are blatantly obvious things that I knew ages ago. *shrugs* you people suck at obscuring things.

 

[p_p_man]

I'm really an American...

...that's a load off my mind.

 

[Always]

*laughing* no! he can't be american!! AHHHH!!!! *runs screaming*

 

[doctor_insanus]

He is an American!

P_P_Man and I have let bygones be bygones, and he's ready to join these here glorious United States!

If you see him on the road, don't forget to tell him that he's driving the wrong way!

 

[Always]

*grips her chest where her heart is and fakes a seizure*

 

[shadowsource]

I'm...

really horny.

 

[Always]

that's no secret either *grins* most Lit-rats are

 

[scylis]

i'm a professional assassin

 

[Guest]

heh.. Gnufi... *sniggers* no comment



come on people... these aren't secrets. these are blatantly obvious things that I knew ages ago. *shrugs* you people suck at obscuring things.

You already knew I was really a Republican?? Who told?

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

I'm not really sugarless.

I am, however, in a really really bitchy mood. *sigh*

 

[Guest]

Confession is good for the soul.

I'm a racist, I've always thought that blacks were inferior.
I have two blank spots in my memory; both of them include me committing acts of violence. Once I just gave someone a bloody lip, the other time I beat a girl down and then began stomping and jumping on her face.
I had sex with my 13 year old cousin.

 

[Guest]

I guess Shila didn't really want to know.

 

[Adoratrice]

Damn.


I just ate a whole bag of salt & vinegar chips.

 

[Always]

*shrugs* doesn't matter. your karma will find you. bet ya feel better too.

*snicker* i just ate half a pound of chocolate covered pretzels. you're not alone. nothing like chocolate and salt...

 

[scylis]

gotta love something that's sweet yet salty... hehehe