The Republican party to change its emblem...

Dionysian Beast

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The Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom because it clearly reflects the party's stance. A condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a false sense of security when you're actually getting screwed.
 
and.................................Protects the Sanctany of Marriage
 
Dionysian Beast said:
The Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom because it clearly reflects the party's stance. A condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a false sense of security when you're actually getting screwed.

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one! :D You just made my day :D

Xtaabay
 
You guys are a perfect example of why the jackass is about the most appropriate symbol for Democrats.
 
Dionysian Beast said:
The Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom because it clearly reflects the party's stance. A condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a false sense of security when you're actually getting screwed.

Get some new material. Always a good joke anyways.
 
sticky_keyboard said:
You guys are a perfect example of why the jackass is about the most appropriate symbol for Democrats.

And you're a good example of a dork.

I am not a Democrat. Actually, I dislike politics. Just found that quite funny.
 
maybe they should change it to this. It'll help them attract the Black vote:
 
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