prettyserpentine
...his future wife...
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It had been three years since Captain had lost his head in the notorious Battle of Long Arm Bay. Three years since his trusty first mate had taken his hat, and the helm of his ship, and his crew. The first mate had been trusted by the crew since birth, the only offspring born to the old Captain by a pretty tavern-wench who had died bearing the child. It was raised on the sea by a crew of surrogate pirate fathers, who each loved the child as the ships loved the surf.
The voice of the Captain rang out across the deck, as they were docked in Lisbon. "Ready her sails, boys! We're going to take her virginity across the Atlantic this day, see how she likes the spray of the sea on her!!” The men laughed and the captain pointed to the sister ship, the more worn looking one. "Get the Star ready! I'll be boarding her once we set sail, all the cargo and deckhands on board! I want her close, but not close enough to hold hands, you hear?!"
A shrill chorus of 'Aye, aye, Cap'n' rang out in the salty air. The new deckhands filed onto the deck as they stomped up the gangplank, looking up at the forward deck. One of the deckhands, for there were three, spat tobacco on the deck.
"Oi! You there, with the nice arse! Where's the Captain when he's at home?!"
The woman on the deck turned, to look over her shoulder. She had a long tumble of flame red hair, pinned up under her hat, a few stray tendrils around her face. She had blue-green eyes, like the sea. She was clad in black trousers and knee high buckled boots, with a thick leather belt that held a seasoned sword and a flintlock at her hips. She wore a white silk shirt with a red scarf around the collar, buttoned up with silver buttons. The sleeves were finished with lace, and stuck out of the bottom of the sleeves of her worn, dusty black coats with huge lapels that came down to mid-thigh. It was evident she was a worker. She had to be, to earn her keep on a ship full of rowdy men. She turned to face them fully, her hands on her hips. She was pretty, with a full lower lip, her mouth emblazoned in red lipstick, a broad smirk on her face. Her waist was slender, with not long, but not short, and very shapely and strong legs, and, as the deckhand had observed, a nice ass. She was buxom, inherited surely from her tavern-wench mother. Her foot tapped on the deck.
"What did you say?" She glared at the man, adjusting her wide brimmed hat.
The deckhand looked at the two men on either side of him, and snorted. "Alright darlin'. I said: Oi. You. With the nice arse. Where's the Captain when he's at home?!"
The woman burst into raucous laughter, and the crew laughed right along with her. The deckhand smirked, and started to laugh too as she walked down the steps. She looked at the cocky young man, sizing him up. Then she looked at the man to his left, who had a nasty scar on his lip and was laughing too. Then she looked at the man to his right, who just looked right back at her stoically, not laughing. She smirked even harder, and moved back to the man on the left, drew her pistol, and shot him in the chest without even blinking.
The cocky deckhand's jaw dropped, and she grunted, swinging her fist and clocking him right across the jaw with a resounding *crack*. He spat blood on the deck. Then she grabbed him by the hair and pulled him up to face her. She was still smirking.
"I'm the captain, when she’s at home." She spoke calmly, and turned his head to the corpse on the ground. "I didn't like him. And I don't like you. You and your friend here are bleeding on my nice, shiny new ship." She shoved him away from her, glaring, her eyes dark and angry. "Clean it up, and if you spit on my deck again I'm going to cut out your tongue and use it to clean my 'nice arse'!" She glanced at the remaining, silent deckhand. "Get a mop."
The crew laughed as she went up the stairs again, wiping the blood off her knuckles. She looked down, the handsome deckhand had disappeared already, the cocky one with the blood nose still stood there. She slammed her hands down on the wooden rail. "I said clean it up! I didn't say the mop was for you, Slack-Jaw!” she thundered, enraged. "You have clothes on your back, use that, you fucking cur before I shoot your bollocks off!!"
He dropped to his knees and the crew burst out laughing again. She rolled her eyes at her first mate. "Honestly, Bates, he'll never last. What a sorry excuse for a sailor."
Bates laughed, and continued looking over the maps. "Where to then, Littlin? The world's your oyster."
She looked over the maps and pointed to a few places. "Italy? The East? What about somewhere warm?" She looked up at him and he smiled down at her. She shook her head. "Stop looking at me like that. They'll think we're nice people," she said, smirking at him. "We aren't very nice."
Bates laughed again. "You're bloody right! We aren't very nice at all!" He turned, his deep voice booming across the two ships. "Cargo on board?!"
"Aye!"
"New recruits?!”
"Aye!" The crewmen laughed. The deckhand with the bloody nose was standing looking at the corpse. The one who had fetched the mop had just run back on deck. One of the older crewmen called out: "What about the one with the nice arse?!” The ship erupted in jeers, and the Captain jumped up on the wooden rail, sword in hand, holding onto the mast. "That's Captain Cordelia Locke to you, you filthy dogs!" They cheered. She drew her sword with a flourish and pointed it west. "Raise anchors! Hoist the sails, and cast off!" She turned her face to the older ship. "Westerly Star, sail on!!” She raised her sword to the crow's nest of the new ship and hollered: "Red Witch, sail on!!"
The sails let down and billowed as the anchor was drawn up and the wind caught them, the ship started turning into the tide. The Captain stood on the deck, her legs planted apart, her hands on the rail as Bates steered the ship, taking them onto open water. She breathed in the cool salty air. "That's more like it." Her red hair blew back from her face in the wind as she strode along the deck, her crewmen nodding their heads as she passed, her heeled boots knocking on the wood. She noticed the two deckhands, the handsome one was mopping up the corpse's blood, and the body was already wrapped up. He was quick. Slack-Jaw was sitting on a barrel, a rag pressed against his nose. He never even looked at her.
She slipped her hand down against her hip, cocking the flintlock. She extended her right arm, her face pointed to the fore of her ship, her eyes slitted and focused on the lazy deckhand as she pulled the trigger and the bullet unloaded into his head. He tumbled off the barrel, and landed on the deck. She sighed, pushing him overboard with her boot, and smiled as she heard the inevitable splash.
The cheer from the crew was instant, as she stood there with her smoking gun. She looked at the last deckhand, as he scrubbed the blood away, and she smiled.
"I only needed one."
The voice of the Captain rang out across the deck, as they were docked in Lisbon. "Ready her sails, boys! We're going to take her virginity across the Atlantic this day, see how she likes the spray of the sea on her!!” The men laughed and the captain pointed to the sister ship, the more worn looking one. "Get the Star ready! I'll be boarding her once we set sail, all the cargo and deckhands on board! I want her close, but not close enough to hold hands, you hear?!"
A shrill chorus of 'Aye, aye, Cap'n' rang out in the salty air. The new deckhands filed onto the deck as they stomped up the gangplank, looking up at the forward deck. One of the deckhands, for there were three, spat tobacco on the deck.
"Oi! You there, with the nice arse! Where's the Captain when he's at home?!"
The woman on the deck turned, to look over her shoulder. She had a long tumble of flame red hair, pinned up under her hat, a few stray tendrils around her face. She had blue-green eyes, like the sea. She was clad in black trousers and knee high buckled boots, with a thick leather belt that held a seasoned sword and a flintlock at her hips. She wore a white silk shirt with a red scarf around the collar, buttoned up with silver buttons. The sleeves were finished with lace, and stuck out of the bottom of the sleeves of her worn, dusty black coats with huge lapels that came down to mid-thigh. It was evident she was a worker. She had to be, to earn her keep on a ship full of rowdy men. She turned to face them fully, her hands on her hips. She was pretty, with a full lower lip, her mouth emblazoned in red lipstick, a broad smirk on her face. Her waist was slender, with not long, but not short, and very shapely and strong legs, and, as the deckhand had observed, a nice ass. She was buxom, inherited surely from her tavern-wench mother. Her foot tapped on the deck.
"What did you say?" She glared at the man, adjusting her wide brimmed hat.
The deckhand looked at the two men on either side of him, and snorted. "Alright darlin'. I said: Oi. You. With the nice arse. Where's the Captain when he's at home?!"
The woman burst into raucous laughter, and the crew laughed right along with her. The deckhand smirked, and started to laugh too as she walked down the steps. She looked at the cocky young man, sizing him up. Then she looked at the man to his left, who had a nasty scar on his lip and was laughing too. Then she looked at the man to his right, who just looked right back at her stoically, not laughing. She smirked even harder, and moved back to the man on the left, drew her pistol, and shot him in the chest without even blinking.
The cocky deckhand's jaw dropped, and she grunted, swinging her fist and clocking him right across the jaw with a resounding *crack*. He spat blood on the deck. Then she grabbed him by the hair and pulled him up to face her. She was still smirking.
"I'm the captain, when she’s at home." She spoke calmly, and turned his head to the corpse on the ground. "I didn't like him. And I don't like you. You and your friend here are bleeding on my nice, shiny new ship." She shoved him away from her, glaring, her eyes dark and angry. "Clean it up, and if you spit on my deck again I'm going to cut out your tongue and use it to clean my 'nice arse'!" She glanced at the remaining, silent deckhand. "Get a mop."
The crew laughed as she went up the stairs again, wiping the blood off her knuckles. She looked down, the handsome deckhand had disappeared already, the cocky one with the blood nose still stood there. She slammed her hands down on the wooden rail. "I said clean it up! I didn't say the mop was for you, Slack-Jaw!” she thundered, enraged. "You have clothes on your back, use that, you fucking cur before I shoot your bollocks off!!"
He dropped to his knees and the crew burst out laughing again. She rolled her eyes at her first mate. "Honestly, Bates, he'll never last. What a sorry excuse for a sailor."
Bates laughed, and continued looking over the maps. "Where to then, Littlin? The world's your oyster."
She looked over the maps and pointed to a few places. "Italy? The East? What about somewhere warm?" She looked up at him and he smiled down at her. She shook her head. "Stop looking at me like that. They'll think we're nice people," she said, smirking at him. "We aren't very nice."
Bates laughed again. "You're bloody right! We aren't very nice at all!" He turned, his deep voice booming across the two ships. "Cargo on board?!"
"Aye!"
"New recruits?!”
"Aye!" The crewmen laughed. The deckhand with the bloody nose was standing looking at the corpse. The one who had fetched the mop had just run back on deck. One of the older crewmen called out: "What about the one with the nice arse?!” The ship erupted in jeers, and the Captain jumped up on the wooden rail, sword in hand, holding onto the mast. "That's Captain Cordelia Locke to you, you filthy dogs!" They cheered. She drew her sword with a flourish and pointed it west. "Raise anchors! Hoist the sails, and cast off!" She turned her face to the older ship. "Westerly Star, sail on!!” She raised her sword to the crow's nest of the new ship and hollered: "Red Witch, sail on!!"
The sails let down and billowed as the anchor was drawn up and the wind caught them, the ship started turning into the tide. The Captain stood on the deck, her legs planted apart, her hands on the rail as Bates steered the ship, taking them onto open water. She breathed in the cool salty air. "That's more like it." Her red hair blew back from her face in the wind as she strode along the deck, her crewmen nodding their heads as she passed, her heeled boots knocking on the wood. She noticed the two deckhands, the handsome one was mopping up the corpse's blood, and the body was already wrapped up. He was quick. Slack-Jaw was sitting on a barrel, a rag pressed against his nose. He never even looked at her.
She slipped her hand down against her hip, cocking the flintlock. She extended her right arm, her face pointed to the fore of her ship, her eyes slitted and focused on the lazy deckhand as she pulled the trigger and the bullet unloaded into his head. He tumbled off the barrel, and landed on the deck. She sighed, pushing him overboard with her boot, and smiled as she heard the inevitable splash.
The cheer from the crew was instant, as she stood there with her smoking gun. She looked at the last deckhand, as he scrubbed the blood away, and she smiled.
"I only needed one."