The real victim of this whole affair...

[cheerful_deviant]

No one so far has had the courage to bring this up so far so apparently it's left up to the duck. I know some of you have thought it but I see you in the other threads just dancing around the real issues here. And as for some of you more callous AHers, you probably, I'm sad to say, haven't even noticed yet.

I'm talking about the real victim in this whole sad affair. Yes, I'm talking about some poor defenseless piece of concrete that Zade recklessly assaulted with her head.

Imagine that poor little piece of concrete just lying there, watching the scenery, minding it's own business when suddenly from out of nowhere comes the screech of skateboard wheels followed by a string of curses that would turn the air blue. Then BAM comes a ruthless headbutt from a flying blond chick. Oh the horror!

Zade, you should be ashamed of yourself. I think at the very least you owe that sidewalk an apology.





Hitting the nail one more time.

 

[Dar~]

leave it to everyone's favourite Duckie to find the underdog in all this . . .

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Think Zade will kick my ass for this?

 

[rgraham666]

Think Zade will kick my ass for this?

She needs a reason?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

She needs a reason?

I suppose not. After all, just look what she did to that poor sidewalk.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

No one so far has had the courage to bring this up so far so apparently it's left up to the duck. I know some of you have thought it but I see you in the other threads just dancing around the real issues here. And as for some of you more callous AHers, you probably, I'm sad to say, haven't even noticed yet.

I'm talking about the real victim in this whole sad affair. Yes, I'm talking about some poor defenseless piece of concrete that Zade recklessly assaulted with her head.

Imagine that poor little piece of concrete just lying there, watching the scenery, minding it's own business when suddenly from out of nowhere comes the screech of skateboard wheels followed by a string of curses that would turn the air blue. Then BAM comes a ruthless headbutt from a flying blond chick. Oh the horror!

Zade, you should be ashamed of yourself. I think at the very least you owe that sidewalk an apology.

Hitting the nail one more time.

It may be time to form an AH chapter of POP (Protect Our Pavement).

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Just image how the concrete felt as those wheels ran over it, as it reached out and grabbed one and to it's surprise, a head comes crashing down to knock the stuffing out of it.

 

[Dar~]

Rumple, I would gladly pay my dues $3.50 is yours I dub thee treasurer.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumple, I would gladly pay my dues $3.50 is yours I dub thee treasurer.

Bless you, Sister Dar~. But first let me slip into my ecclesiastical raiments. They always make the performance of certain creative accounting practices seem so much more righteous.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[Dar~]

Bless you, Sister Dar~. But first let me slip into my ecclesiastical raiments. They always make the performance of certain creative accounting practices seem so much more righteous.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

Here, let me help slick that on . .um . .slippery little devil.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I do believe you have a point, although your facts need revisiting. Have we established, without a reasonable doubt, that it was in fact a piece of concrete that she hit?

(I think it was something else)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I do believe you have a point, although your facts need revisiting. Have we established, without a reasonable doubt, that it was in fact a piece of concrete that she hit?

(I think it was something else)

She assaulted something else too? The woman's a menace!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She assaulted something else too? The woman's a menace!

and this is new to you???

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I do believe you have a point, although your facts need revisiting. Have we established, without a reasonable doubt, that it was in fact a piece of concrete that she hit?

(I think it was something else)

It's been my experience that Authors Hangout denizens lean more toward unreasonable certainty, especially on political threads.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[scheherazade_79]

No one so far has had the courage to bring this up so far so apparently it's left up to the duck. I know some of you have thought it but I see you in the other threads just dancing around the real issues here. And as for some of you more callous AHers, you probably, I'm sad to say, haven't even noticed yet.

I'm talking about the real victim in this whole sad affair. Yes, I'm talking about some poor defenseless piece of concrete that Zade recklessly assaulted with her head.

Imagine that poor little piece of concrete just lying there, watching the scenery, minding it's own business when suddenly from out of nowhere comes the screech of skateboard wheels followed by a string of curses that would turn the air blue. Then BAM comes a ruthless headbutt from a flying blond chick. Oh the horror!

Zade, you should be ashamed of yourself. I think at the very least you owe that sidewalk an apology.





Hitting the nail one more time.

I think the real victim in all this is my board

An apology to the piece of concrete is out of the question, because I haven't got a clue where I was when it happened. I probably did swear quite a lot, though

 

[scheherazade_79]

She assaulted something else too? The woman's a menace!

Be afraid - be very afraid

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I think the real victim in all this is my board

An apology to the piece of concrete is out of the question, because I haven't got a clue where I was when it happened. I probably did swear quite a lot, though

"Next week on Jerry Springer, 'The Blond, The Board and The Sidewalk'."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Be afraid - be very afraid

I already was. So is every stationary object within skateboarding distance of your flat.