The REAL Isolated Blurt Thread

[Brinnie]

No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others. This is a thread of disconnected blurts - no conversations.

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What about nail biting is so satisfying that I can't seem to stop myself?​

 

[AppleBiter]

What about nail biting is so satisfying that I can't seem to stop myself?

It's the oral fixation. Doesn't anyone else think so?

 

[artisticbeauty]

It landed in my court, I swang, I missed, I faultered and the world around me turned black with my writhing anger. Next time, don't be such an asshole and I wont burn a hole in the back of your head. My temperment is not your issue, you are your issue. So fuck it all, fuck it all and lemme fuck you all.

 

[Brinnie]

I really like yogurt... almost as much as "you know what".

 

[Nightbird]

What is so fascinating about breasts??

 

[Ham Murabi]

What is so fascinating about breasts??

Teetz Electronics has new woofers shaped like large American breasts.

 

[stonedfox]

I am so happy that I went to the store. Not only did I get more smokes, but I also got some Hawaiin Punch and some hot fries. Mmm...hot fries. It was totally worth that dude invading my personal space by standing too close to me in line.

 

[LeahLo519]

It was totally worth that dude invading my personal space by standing too close to me in line.

I fuckin' hate that shit..

 

[Nightbird]

Can't people follow simple post rules anymore?

 

[artisticbeauty]

Cats make my eyes itch and water... all that dander and fur and licking of the fur and meowing and lurking and creeping and hissing and batting and fucking and prancing and falling out of trees... which reminds me, that fucking cat nextdoor nearly killed me when it fell out of the tree onto me.