The Random Thought Thread

[BgMma]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[marksgirl]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

1, 2, 3, crunch.........3.

 

[Guest]

how come theres no scented candles that smell like pizza, grilled steak or leather?

 

[BgMma]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[marksgirl]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I supposed he could chuck wood until he chipped a tooth.

 

[Guest]

I wonder if people will be afraid of my old pic.....

http://darkland.homestead.com/files/newme.jpg

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: n/a

I want to piss in Britanny Spears mouth

I'd like to pull her hair and yank her head back and tell her, "drink it bitch."





Did I just say that?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I wonder if people will be afraid of my old pic.....

You're cute, for a man who won't fuck me up the ass. ;-)

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Re: Re: n/a

I'd like to pull her hair and yank her head back and tell her, "drink it bitch."

Sounds like it's sort of a countrol thing with you.

 

[Guest]

You're cute, for a man who won't fuck me up the ass. ;-)

you are the first person to ever say I am cute....sniff, thanks.
Ruby, I have given much thought to the anal pleasuring and yes, I suppose if we were both slightly intoxicated and amorous, I would.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: n/a

Sounds like it's sort of a countrol thing with you.

I think you might be right, Mr. Effect.

De Sade, I knew you'd see it my way eventually.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: n/a

I think you might be right, Mr. Effect.

De Sade, I knew you'd see it my way eventually.

ooooooh make it hurt so good

 

[Shadowann2]

I'd like to pull her hair and yank her head back and tell her, "drink it bitch."

Can I take pictures? That would be a moment that I would want to remember forever!

 

[BgMma]

Why do ginger haired men make me so hot??

This one is for you, crystalizedjoy. Maybe you can tell me, baby.

 

[Guest]

I wonder what kind of package Pierce Brosnan has.

 

[BgMma]

I wonder what kind of package Weird Al has

 

[Shadowann2]

I wonder what kind of package Pierce Brosnan has.

If you figure this one out, please let me know!

I wonder what kind of package Weird Al has

If you figure this one out, please DON'T let me know!

 

[Shadowann2]

Why can something as simple as getting a hair cut and highlights make me fell so mych better?

 

[Guest]

I love the taste of amaretto and Goldschlager

It would be great if people were civil all year round and not just at Xmas time.

 

[ridddder]

How come every is home wondering, when they could be out wondering and doing something about it. I know it is only 11pm, and I am in for the evening but I have a mad cap shopping day tomarrow at the damn mall of all places so I want every ounce of sleep I can muster to stand it all.

Cheers everyone!!!!

 

[SlipperyKitten]

Why do some brands of ice creams taste like mashed potatoes to me?

 

[teddybear4play]

I don't need to get laid so much as I need to make love.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

I hope I can become a male prostitute so I can pay off my student loans

 

[SpaceToast]

The PalmaSutra is a sex position manual for Palm Pilots. Each position has a picture, a written descriptions, a note space, and -- here's what really gets me -- a check box. Makes it kind of sporting-

-M@

 

[SpaceToast]

Digital hentai will never get off the ground until someone comes up with a really good realtime soft body collision system-

-M@