The Random Thought Thread

[Shadowann2]

Why won't men just suck it up and sleep on the couch when we tell them too? Isn't that in the job discription of being a man? Hmmmm...maybe that's the problem, he's still a boy!

 

[Guest]

Why won't men just suck it up and sleep on the couch when we tell them too? Isn't that in the job discription of being a man? Hmmmm...maybe that's the problem, he's still a boy!

shut up and get back in the kitchen

 

[BgMma]

I think De Sade needs a drink.

Here, you go. Have a Coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up.

 

[Guest]

*smokes cigar, drinks his schnapps and squints at Bgmma and Shadwann

 

[Shadowann2]

Why is it that when my son got his x-rays, I had to wear the lead apron, but he didn't have to wear anything? He's 3 and will somday want kids! They should cover him up too!

 

[BgMma]

After reading Shadwann's post, and knowing what I have been through so far with my own son, I have to wonder why the medical profession has to mess with children so much?

WTF is it all about?





Waving at De Sade, Hello, darling......

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Why won't men just suck it up and sleep on the couch when we tell them too? Isn't that in the job discription of being a man? Hmmmm...maybe that's the problem, he's still a boy!

No problem sleeping on the couch. The problem comes when he decides that he likes the couch better.

 

[Guest]

*waves at Bgmma, takes another Thera-Flu and hopes we dont get 12"+ of snow.

 

[Shadowann2]

I wonder if next year my kids will be old enought to notice that Santa has the same wrapping paper as mom and dad?

 

[Shadowann2]

No problem sleeping on the couch. The problem comes when he decides that he likes the couch better.

Right now that would be fine by me!

 

[Cibo]

My fucking toe hurts!!!!

 

[Shadowann2]

My fucking toe hurts!!!!

What happened?

 

[Cibo]

Feet...socks...running...cabinet...sudden stop...pain...you get the picture.

 

[Shadowann2]

Oweeeeee! to make it feel better!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Once I thought stupid people would feel left out and seek another place. I learned that some of them are too stupid to even feel left out.

 

[Cibo]

Thanks, even hurts to bend it or put weight on it. ah well shit happens. Not the first time I've done it.

 

[Shadowann2]

Might have broken it. I've done that more times than I care to admit!

 

[lookin_in_maine]

What the hell was I thinking?

 

[Shadowann2]

Whatif~ Shel Silverstein

Last night, while I lay thinking here,
Some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
And pranced and partied all night long
And sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I'm dumb in school?
Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif there's poison in my cup?
Whatif I start to cry?
Whatif I get sick and die?
Whatif I flunk that test?
Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don't grow tall?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won't bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems swell, and then
The nighttime Whatifs strike again!

 

[Lost Cause]

Hmmmm........

If I went to bed early, and get up early, I could have everything I need done, completed by noon! Awwfuck! It's 3a.m., I'll try again tomorrow night.

 

[Guest]

there are snow angels and snowmen....but what about snow vaginas?

 

[BgMma]

there are snow angels and snowmen....but what about snow vaginas?

You know, I think that traffic is going to be slow around me house. You gave me a novel idea, love. Cheers!

 

[Guest]

<--is lusting after a BBW to satisfy in front of a fire

 

[BgMma]

<--is lusting after a BBW to satisfy in front of a fire

You called, love??

Ready when you are with a bottle of Missouri red...........

 

[penguindance]