The Random Observations Thread

scheherazade_79 said:
It's because everyone's secretly on valium, and they just don't get moods anymore.

or Depakote & Seroquel.. that combination will knock the mood right out of you...
 
Somehow, cats are just as adept at flinging poo as monkeys.
 
serenading someone over the phone will only keep them awake for so long. then u either have to come up with something real exciting like phone sex or something else or they'll fall asleep on you even when you ask if they're awake and they say "uh-huh"
 
I did it! I figured out how to make the last bit of cereal in the box be a perfect bowlful!

I hate when you have a box of cereal and you go through the days, a bowl here or there, and then at the end you pull out the box and find out you only have enough left for five small spoonfuls.
That annoys the hell out of me.
Then you have to wonder whether you should have bought another box in addition to the first box so that you could balance out that last bowl.
But that seems silly. A whole box for a top-up. And besides, that would just perpetuate the Evil Cereal Cycle.

So I'm excited. I made a box of Golden Grahams bow down to my perfect cereal specifications. Go me.

Also, I didn't know that pigeons could glide.
 
I figured out that it's better to do things that you hate doing when you're already in a bad mood. I mean seriously...why fuck up a good mood?
 
CarolinaHeat said:
I figured out that it's better to do things that you hate doing when you're already in a bad mood. I mean seriously...why fuck up a good mood?

lmao....oh i must remember to do things like that for now on! Cos you are so right.

Did you know that if the builder across the road bends over you can tell he wears a thong? and he has tan marks along the same lines so I wonder if it is his swimsuit?
 
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