The Queen's Purse.

I think she carries a handkerchief and one of those plastic folded up rain hats in the little case.
 
I knew if I got a big enough shovel I could dig this up.

PS: No shovels have ever been recorded as being in the Queens purse.
 
The Lit search engine failed again. That's why the Queen had a hard copy of the internet in her larger purse.
 
The real queen, hidden in a pocket Dimension like Mad Eye Moody from the Harry Potter movies.
 
The UK public has been asked NOT to leave marmalade sandwiches among the floral tributes to the Queen.
 
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