The Queen's Purse.

lucky-E-leven said:
If I win, I'll build a special adult trike track. :kiss:

I will NOT, however, negotiate on the mandatory use of helmets.
I'll be the poster child for that.
 
Cause n effect said:
I am hidden in the Queen's purse.

BAHAHAHAHA!

(I wondered how long it'd be before someone resurrected this thread :D )
 
I bet she has a coin purse made of yak hair decorated with porcupine quills in there.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
The queen is not amused. :D


The queen would not admit it, even if she was.
*Chris subsides onto his knees and pays due homage to her majesty* :p
 
cloudy said:
I bet she has a coin purse made of yak hair decorated with porcupine quills in there.
It was a gift from when she was in the casinos here.
 
Speaking of the Queens Purse.... has anyone heard from Lou lately?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
That twat went and got a life. :mad:
Hey that's not fair....... :mad:

Oh wait, she's English.... They don't have real lives even when they have real lives....

Carry on.....
 
TxRad said:
Hey that's not fair....... :mad:

Oh wait, she's English.... They don't have real lives even when they have real lives....

Carry on.....

I resent that remark. :D

We English just don't let anyone else know what lives we are leading.

Lou has a family to keep her ?amused, ?busy, ?occupied and it's half-term for their school.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
I resent that remark. :D

We English just don't let anyone else know what lives we are leading.

Lou has a family to keep her ?amused, ?busy, ?occupied and it's half-term for their school.

Og
Have you heard from her Og?
 
oggbashan said:
I resent that remark. :D

We English just don't let anyone else know what lives we are leading.

Lou has a family to keep her ?amused, ?busy, ?occupied and it's half-term for their school.

Og
I know Og but we still miss her....
 
No, I haven't heard from her but I know that her family will always take precedence over Lit.

The Christmas holidays, a new school term and now half-term, mean that she, like most other mothers of school-age children, is unlikely to have any spare time until March. Been there many times. November, December, January and early February seem to pass in mundane routine. Only when the days get longer and the children can amuse themselves outside do the parents get any time to live a little.

Og
 
Full itinerary of Her Majesty's handbag:

Letters from Sir Paul McCartney
A CD from Pink Floyd's "I Wish You Were Here"
A copy of Jane Eyre
A butt-plug
A vibrator
Peppermint Altoids
A list of every member of the Privy Council
AA sponsor number
Fancy cigarettes
A Bible, just to be old-fashioned
A copy of Machiavelli's The Prince
A photo of Prince Philip, to remind herself of when he was a dashing young man :D
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Full itinerary of Her Majesty's handbag:

Letters from Sir Paul McCartney
A CD from Pink Floyd's "I Wish You Were Here"
A copy of Jane Eyre
A butt-plug
A vibrator
Peppermint Altoids
A list of every member of the Privy Council
AA sponsor number
Fancy cigarettes
A Bible, just to be old-fashioned
A copy of Machiavelli's The Prince
A photo of Prince Philip, to remind herself of when he was a dashing young man :D
She also has Pink Floyd's "the Wall".
 
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