The power of the mighty Avatar!

Yeah? Well? The pair of you with your sexy and classy black and white teasing AVs. With their heart pounding, swallowing, gasping inspiration. That's right, with their seductive lure and their panache... I hate them too! Honest.
 
Hey. I'm not for eating.

Wait. Yes, I am. Eat me!

No. Wait again. Drats! I'm confused!
 
alexandraaah said:
all that and this is what you chose?

I'm still messing around. I've been told - and this is amazing - that I might be seen as more mature than all the have a go posters here. Me? Really! Laugh! Oh, how I do! To make the most of this I might move to an Avatar which supports this. I might not.

I was considering a close up on my lips until someone else pointed out that that's a stupid idea :)
 
Sixth said:


I was considering a close up on my lips until someone else pointed out that that's a stupid idea :)

Yeah, that's just totally fucked up. Good call not to go that route.
 
alexandraaah said:


Yeah, that's just totally fucked up. Good call not to go that route.

Yeah. Totally fucked.
Still, if the lips can swallow often enough then they should be able to keep themselves in the forefront.
 
Sixth said:


Yeah. Totally fucked.
Still, if the lips can swallow often enough then they should be able to keep themselves in the forefront.

I don't get it but it has a mean feel.
 
Mean? No, no.
I was trying to wax lyrical about a surreal blow job.

That's never easy, you know. Watch where you dribble the wax too.
 
Sixth said:
Mean? No, no.
I was trying to wax lyrical about a surreal blow job.

That's never easy, you know. Watch where you dribble the wax too.

Oh. Okay. In that case, I've just given your avatar a surreal blow job which produced a surreal orgasm and now I'm realistically kicking it out of my bed in hopes that you'll get a new one.
 
I'm sure I'll try on a dozen different avatars before the moon rises again. Until then, though, I may have to dance around naked on hill tops.
 
Rule one: anything that looks like a tarot card gone awry=bad.

Rule two: anything that looks like a transformer=worse.

Rule three: anything that doesn't involve you, naked=sucky ass.
 
alexandraaah said:

Rule three: anything that doesn't involve you, naked=sucky ass.

Damn. I'm doomed to suck ass until I find a camera and/or courage.

I could just AV up with a picture of Brad Pitt and say in my Bio that lots of people think I look like Brad Pitt but that I don't see it.
 
JMJ just mentioned something about the Google Image search somewhere on the board, and it kicks ass.

Really, try it out.
 
Wiggles said:
JMJ just mentioned something about the Google Image search somewhere on the board, and it kicks ass.

Really, try it out.

I admire Wiggles. I'm no good at the gentle nudge.
 
Wiggles said:
JMJ just mentioned something about the Google Image search somewhere on the board, and it kicks ass.

Really, try it out.

I've been using it! I'm a Googlemeister! Honest. Can I borrow your AV for a bit? :D
 
Sixth said:


I've been using it! I'm a Googlemeister! Honest. Can I borrow your AV for a bit? :D

Nope, but you need another one. This one just isn't doing anything for me. It has too much going on there.

You only have that little space there, try to get your subject to fill the whole space. We don't need mountains and trees, we just need the half naked man with the sword.

:)

Alexandraaah, you're my role model.
 
Sixth said:
Damn. I'm doomed to suck ass until I find a camera and/or courage.

I could just AV up with a picture of Brad Pitt and say in my Bio that lots of people think I look like Brad Pitt but that I don't see it.

Lmao! Perfect, I love that idea. Funny guy... <wipes away a tear>
 
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