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~His Kitten~ said:
What is worse is someone thought it up. :rolleyes:
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Heh... Well, try *this* one on for size...

Stolen from a post in another forum:

"Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence."

Translation: Decently hot bitch (and head of the school's abstinence league, presumably named Fapping as Friends) almost gets raped, but is saved because apparently she has TEETH IN HER VAGINA. She didn't know that because she never touches herself, which is probably just as well because at least she still has all her fingers.

"Physical advantage"?! That is an understatement. She has teeth in her vagina. That's more than an advantage. I don't know what the hell to call that. I suppose Vagina Dentata will have to do.
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TRAILER

Now *that* is frightening to to about... Someone actually developed a movie from that lame old joke... :rolleyes:

 
BlackWolf65 said:
Heh... Well, try *this* one on for size...

*snip*

Now *that* is frightening to to about... Someone actually developed a movie from that lame old joke... :rolleyes:
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~Shakes head~

Yep...I *must* find something to keep you busy...:D
Hmmm....
 
Heeheeheeeeeee

What's wrong? Can't find your voice in all that mess? :D

Threaten me, will ya...? *snort*
 
Dragonflie said:
Hey!! I bet this is what BW's desk looks like...:D

~Runs off to hide...*giggle*...he's gonna KILL me:devil:~


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/DragonflieLove/computer-scientist.jpg
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Dragonflie said:
Heeheeheeeeeee

What's wrong? Can't find your voice in all that mess? :D

Threaten me, will ya...? *snort*
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DF!! Hi there! :D
I think it would be a challenge to find anything in all that mess.. LOL..
Hope BW knows to never threaten you again.. heck, I now know never to.. *snickers*.. :eek: ;) :p
 
Dragonflie said:
Hi Razzy :rose:

Oh I'd never do that to you...I just have such a freakin' good time gettin' him all riled up;)
You should hear him...huffin' and puffin'...I can just see him now...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/DragonflieLove/WolfSnarl03.jpg

Oooohhhhh I'm *so* scared....:rolleyes:
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lol... good thing my house is far away then.. wouldn't want that huffin' and puffin' wolf around to blow it down! *snickers*.. ... though something tells me it just takes one look from you.. and the wolf looks more like this.. :D

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh227/imissspaz/wolf.jpg
 
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