FallingToFly
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This is not a nice post. It's amusing, at times, but not nice.
Title: The Fuck You Thread
Genre: Rant
Rating: R for language
Disclaimer: Anything in this thread came from RRFP... well, alomst anything. But i have permission from the relevant parties to repost. Feel free to add to this thread. It got posted from my LJ to here because Malachite needs a laugh, I think, and everyone needs a Fuck You thread.
I felt the need to just do something useless and evil-overlordish. So:
This thread's main point is to say fuck you to various people/things/situations. It has no point, no merit, and no redeeming qualities. Have at it.
Fuck you to all of those arrogant bastards that think they are better than everyone else.
Fuck you to all of those hyper-critical sphincter monkeys that bitch about everyone else... then try and "humble" themselves with a thread dedicated to reasons that they are hated.
Fuck you to all of those that like to play follow the leader.
Fuck you to all of those that forgot your kneepads and chapstick for the sucking and kissing that will inevitably progress.
Fuck you to anyone that thinks that Free Speech should include telling people they can't speak their mind on their own personal Instant Messenger.
Fuck you to all of those book raping cock mongers that think that if one book says something that every other book ever written is incorrect.
Fuck you to you non-conforming bastards that want the rest of the world to conform to you!
Fuck you to you shithead cock goblins that like to call people morons for defending their friends.
Fuck you to anyone that has "lost respect for me" because of my fuck you thread.
Fuck you to anyone that wants to drag people into conversations when they are obviously nowhere around and try to point fingers and play childish games of "looky looky what I can do".
Fuck you to anyone that can keep a friend one minute, then turn your back on them the next. A friend is a fucking friend forever, or is loyalty forgotten?
Fuck you to all of those assholes that don't like my "clique". I didn't ask for -your- acceptance penjedos.
Fuck you to all of those ankle biting shit pilers that want to come back with the "well so and so said..." 'cause I don't care!
Fuck you to all of my "mortal enemies" I have made with my posts.
Fuck you to everyone that doesn't like what I have said here, just click back on your browser and it will take you away from my "horrible and vile tongue".
Fuck you to all of your fascist pigs that think that because you can come into MY thread and post something that it is going to change the fact that I still think you are a worthless cock monger.
Fuck you to anyone that doesn't just get over themselves.
Fuck you twice if you're a cyber stalker.
Fuck you three times over if you're a shitty one. STALK WITH PROWESS AND PRIDE YOU TWISTED LITTLE CUNT SPASM!
Fuck you four and five times over for being a fat, ugly, trailer park bitch with no taste and even less intelligence.
Fuck you if you don't like it!
FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE MUH LANGUAGE!
Fuck you to all that have to whine and moan about comments that are craptacularly true.
Fuck you to anyone that has to feel pity for someone that deserves the shitstorm that is falling down on them.
Fuck you to your whining and pouting about someone finally getting what they deserve.
Fuck you to you that ASSUME that you are the one under attack when it is fucking obvious you aren't.
Fuck you to anyone that has to play little Mr and Ms Drama King/Queen. You are disgusting and make me want to puke.
Fuck you to anyone that ABANDONS their responsibility because it is "too hard" or they are "too busy". You are too busy? Quit filling your cup fuller than it can handle.
Fuck you to all of those that are going to try and correct me.
Fuck you to all of you SQUICKS that are going to talk about how mean and evil I am being.
I have never been accused of being nice, nor have I ever been accused of being lenient. Fuck you if you think I have to be to suit you.
Fuck You: To those righteous bitches and bastards that accuse others of having issues when in reality you yourselves walk a thin fucking line... may you all get crotch rot.
Fuck you: To those that claim to be friends and yet bend you over and fuck ya in the ass... I mean I am trying to see your side , but I cant seem to wedge my head up my ass far enough .
Fuck You : To all the pricks with your bipolar and ocd dementia... please revert to playing Malkavians and merely copy your charrie after yourself .
Fuck You :To all you gods of spelling and grammar correction... it's called 'I am anal retentive and had potty training issues.'(check freud he will tell you )
Fuck You: To all you that tell other people to get lives ... ya dumb fuck how would ya know if you were on just as much to see that their lives were as meaningless as your own ... Duh!!
Fuck You: To all you "Bullwinkle Mr. Knowitalls", you need to replace the piece of tape on the center of your glasses and adjust your freaking pocket pal.
Fuck You: To all you bitches that feel suddenly threatend by another female's presence ... Hey, not our fault we're women and you have self esteem issues ...
Fuck You: To the weak minded and weak willed that cant stand up and take their own blame ... again back to potty training issues (check Freud).
Fuck You : To all the people that listen to gossip, your mind has been wasted and you should refer to yourselves as Gladdis Kravitz..(check the old tv show "Bewitched")
Fuck You: To all the little boys that get turned down by women for cyber and then say that you had them ... hmmm... try spitting in your hand and tighening your grip it just might work .
Fuck You : To all the ones that claim to be your family... family won't shit in your cheerios and then expect you not to notice .
Fuck You : .... nah... I think that I will pass.
**Checkin Freud**
a·nal
adj.
Of, relating to, or near the anus.
Psychology.
Of or relating to the second stage of psychosexual development in psychoanalytic theory, roughly from ages one to three, during which gratification is derived from sensations associated with the anus and defecation. The anal stage is preceded by the oral stage and followed by the phallic stage.
Indicating personality traits that originated during toilet training and are distinguished as anal-expulsive or anal-retentive.
FUCK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY
Fuck you if you don't read before you respond.
Fuck you if you don't have a life.
Fuck you if you have EVER done something as stupid as confused a good cybering for real sex and/or love.
Fuck you if you speed cyber.
Fuck you if you don't like my slut of a character.
Fuck you if you have a slut of a character attempting to move in on my chosen slut territory.
Fuck your mother.
Yes you, you redneck mother fucker.
Fuck you if you don't love the Pregosaurus Rex.
Fuck you twice if you're a pillow-biter. Wake up the neighbors, go ahead. You pay your mortgage same as they do!
Fuck you three times if you live anywhere that it isn't currently cold, snowing or raining.
And fuck you four times if that place has a beach to sunbathe on.
Fuck you sideways up the nose with a syphilitic cock if you don't like my excessive use of the word fuck.
Fuck chiba smoking cockmonkeys.
And fuck anyone who thinks I should be required by law to wear heels, pearls and an apron as I serve my husband and kids their dinner.
(added for Mal's benefit0
Fuck you to Anonymous commenter.
Fuck you to the trolls
And fuck the threads, because I can't find TC's poem!!
In short: FUCK YOU.
This one is strictly for the girls.... or maybe a few of the guys, I dunno.
Fuck Sean Connery, just turn off the lights and let him talk, the voice will do the rest.
Fuck Sam Eliot, because sometimes you just want to ride that cowboy.
Fuck Ryan Philippe, for all his cruel intentions.
Fuck Stuart Townsend in his black leather pants, he can bite me anytime.
Fuck Tom Cruise, because dammit, he's still just hot.
Get a fricking voodoo witch and drag Brandon Lee back from the grave. Then fuck him on top of it. (Come on, am I the only one who had dreams about the altar in that church and him?)
Fuck the guy who plays T'ir on Andromeda... yum.
Fuck Adrian Paul.... nuff said.
Fuck Jason Wade, and do it on a sick cycle carousel.
Fuck the lead singer of Nickelback, gotta love those Canadians.
And on the basis of he's Sapphy's nephew and a damn fine one at that.
Fuck Animosity. He's Unseelie Sidhe.... *grins all sweet and innocent*
Hmmmm.....
*toddles off to daydream*
And posted by loveyoumylove on LJ
loveyoumylove
2006-04-13 01:38 am
*nods* sometimes, it helps to read something like that...
oh and an added one? "Fuck you if you think that I will deal with this shit forever, ain't happeneing asshat" Not intended for anyone here
Title: The Fuck You Thread
Genre: Rant
Rating: R for language
Disclaimer: Anything in this thread came from RRFP... well, alomst anything. But i have permission from the relevant parties to repost. Feel free to add to this thread. It got posted from my LJ to here because Malachite needs a laugh, I think, and everyone needs a Fuck You thread.
I felt the need to just do something useless and evil-overlordish. So:
This thread's main point is to say fuck you to various people/things/situations. It has no point, no merit, and no redeeming qualities. Have at it.
Fuck you to all of those arrogant bastards that think they are better than everyone else.
Fuck you to all of those hyper-critical sphincter monkeys that bitch about everyone else... then try and "humble" themselves with a thread dedicated to reasons that they are hated.
Fuck you to all of those that like to play follow the leader.
Fuck you to all of those that forgot your kneepads and chapstick for the sucking and kissing that will inevitably progress.
Fuck you to anyone that thinks that Free Speech should include telling people they can't speak their mind on their own personal Instant Messenger.
Fuck you to all of those book raping cock mongers that think that if one book says something that every other book ever written is incorrect.
Fuck you to you non-conforming bastards that want the rest of the world to conform to you!
Fuck you to you shithead cock goblins that like to call people morons for defending their friends.
Fuck you to anyone that has "lost respect for me" because of my fuck you thread.
Fuck you to anyone that wants to drag people into conversations when they are obviously nowhere around and try to point fingers and play childish games of "looky looky what I can do".
Fuck you to anyone that can keep a friend one minute, then turn your back on them the next. A friend is a fucking friend forever, or is loyalty forgotten?
Fuck you to all of those assholes that don't like my "clique". I didn't ask for -your- acceptance penjedos.
Fuck you to all of those ankle biting shit pilers that want to come back with the "well so and so said..." 'cause I don't care!
Fuck you to all of my "mortal enemies" I have made with my posts.
Fuck you to everyone that doesn't like what I have said here, just click back on your browser and it will take you away from my "horrible and vile tongue".
Fuck you to all of your fascist pigs that think that because you can come into MY thread and post something that it is going to change the fact that I still think you are a worthless cock monger.
Fuck you to anyone that doesn't just get over themselves.
Fuck you twice if you're a cyber stalker.
Fuck you three times over if you're a shitty one. STALK WITH PROWESS AND PRIDE YOU TWISTED LITTLE CUNT SPASM!
Fuck you four and five times over for being a fat, ugly, trailer park bitch with no taste and even less intelligence.
Fuck you if you don't like it!
FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE MUH LANGUAGE!
Fuck you to all that have to whine and moan about comments that are craptacularly true.
Fuck you to anyone that has to feel pity for someone that deserves the shitstorm that is falling down on them.
Fuck you to your whining and pouting about someone finally getting what they deserve.
Fuck you to you that ASSUME that you are the one under attack when it is fucking obvious you aren't.
Fuck you to anyone that has to play little Mr and Ms Drama King/Queen. You are disgusting and make me want to puke.
Fuck you to anyone that ABANDONS their responsibility because it is "too hard" or they are "too busy". You are too busy? Quit filling your cup fuller than it can handle.
Fuck you to all of those that are going to try and correct me.
Fuck you to all of you SQUICKS that are going to talk about how mean and evil I am being.
I have never been accused of being nice, nor have I ever been accused of being lenient. Fuck you if you think I have to be to suit you.
Fuck You: To those righteous bitches and bastards that accuse others of having issues when in reality you yourselves walk a thin fucking line... may you all get crotch rot.
Fuck you: To those that claim to be friends and yet bend you over and fuck ya in the ass... I mean I am trying to see your side , but I cant seem to wedge my head up my ass far enough .
Fuck You : To all the pricks with your bipolar and ocd dementia... please revert to playing Malkavians and merely copy your charrie after yourself .
Fuck You :To all you gods of spelling and grammar correction... it's called 'I am anal retentive and had potty training issues.'(check freud he will tell you )
Fuck You: To all you that tell other people to get lives ... ya dumb fuck how would ya know if you were on just as much to see that their lives were as meaningless as your own ... Duh!!
Fuck You: To all you "Bullwinkle Mr. Knowitalls", you need to replace the piece of tape on the center of your glasses and adjust your freaking pocket pal.
Fuck You: To all you bitches that feel suddenly threatend by another female's presence ... Hey, not our fault we're women and you have self esteem issues ...
Fuck You: To the weak minded and weak willed that cant stand up and take their own blame ... again back to potty training issues (check Freud).
Fuck You : To all the people that listen to gossip, your mind has been wasted and you should refer to yourselves as Gladdis Kravitz..(check the old tv show "Bewitched")
Fuck You: To all the little boys that get turned down by women for cyber and then say that you had them ... hmmm... try spitting in your hand and tighening your grip it just might work .
Fuck You : To all the ones that claim to be your family... family won't shit in your cheerios and then expect you not to notice .
Fuck You : .... nah... I think that I will pass.
**Checkin Freud**
a·nal
adj.
Of, relating to, or near the anus.
Psychology.
Of or relating to the second stage of psychosexual development in psychoanalytic theory, roughly from ages one to three, during which gratification is derived from sensations associated with the anus and defecation. The anal stage is preceded by the oral stage and followed by the phallic stage.
Indicating personality traits that originated during toilet training and are distinguished as anal-expulsive or anal-retentive.
FUCK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY
Fuck you if you don't read before you respond.
Fuck you if you don't have a life.
Fuck you if you have EVER done something as stupid as confused a good cybering for real sex and/or love.
Fuck you if you speed cyber.
Fuck you if you don't like my slut of a character.
Fuck you if you have a slut of a character attempting to move in on my chosen slut territory.
Fuck your mother.
Yes you, you redneck mother fucker.
Fuck you if you don't love the Pregosaurus Rex.
Fuck you twice if you're a pillow-biter. Wake up the neighbors, go ahead. You pay your mortgage same as they do!
Fuck you three times if you live anywhere that it isn't currently cold, snowing or raining.
And fuck you four times if that place has a beach to sunbathe on.
Fuck you sideways up the nose with a syphilitic cock if you don't like my excessive use of the word fuck.
Fuck chiba smoking cockmonkeys.
And fuck anyone who thinks I should be required by law to wear heels, pearls and an apron as I serve my husband and kids their dinner.
(added for Mal's benefit0
Fuck you to Anonymous commenter.
Fuck you to the trolls
And fuck the threads, because I can't find TC's poem!!
In short: FUCK YOU.
This one is strictly for the girls.... or maybe a few of the guys, I dunno.
Fuck Sean Connery, just turn off the lights and let him talk, the voice will do the rest.
Fuck Sam Eliot, because sometimes you just want to ride that cowboy.
Fuck Ryan Philippe, for all his cruel intentions.
Fuck Stuart Townsend in his black leather pants, he can bite me anytime.
Fuck Tom Cruise, because dammit, he's still just hot.
Get a fricking voodoo witch and drag Brandon Lee back from the grave. Then fuck him on top of it. (Come on, am I the only one who had dreams about the altar in that church and him?)
Fuck the guy who plays T'ir on Andromeda... yum.
Fuck Adrian Paul.... nuff said.
Fuck Jason Wade, and do it on a sick cycle carousel.
Fuck the lead singer of Nickelback, gotta love those Canadians.
And on the basis of he's Sapphy's nephew and a damn fine one at that.
Fuck Animosity. He's Unseelie Sidhe.... *grins all sweet and innocent*
Hmmmm.....
*toddles off to daydream*
And posted by loveyoumylove on LJ
loveyoumylove
2006-04-13 01:38 am
*nods* sometimes, it helps to read something like that...
oh and an added one? "Fuck you if you think that I will deal with this shit forever, ain't happeneing asshat" Not intended for anyone here
if you can't take normal banter. 
