scheherazade_79
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This happened to me last week. I sat on it for a while, but now I've decided to share, because there's an important lesson to be learnt from it.
I bought some new girl boxers. I have a well-endowed arse and usually go for a size 14-16 if I want to be comfortable. Unfortunately they only had the ones I wanted in size 18 and size 12-14. I liked them so much that I bought the 12-14 and hoped for the best.
They were a little bit tight when I put them on, but I figured they'd stretch as the day wore on. But they didn't. The leg part was so tight around my upper thighs that it began to cut like a cheese-slicer into my groins. I tried to teach sitting down, but in that position they were so tight that they began to cut off the circulation to my legs, and gave me pins and needles.
It was really horrible, and by breaktime I'd made up my mind to take them off in the toilets and go shotgun for the rest of the day. I was about to make my way up the main staircase at work, when a senior member of staff caught up with me. We went up the stairs together, with me making small talk. Suddenly my girlboxers shifted position, and that was when The Pinch happened.
I was in the middle of a sentence at the time, and it was as much as I could do to finish it without screaming. I don't know with pinpoint accuracy which part of my female anatomy got caught, but it was like being electrocuted.
The girlboxers are now in the bin.
So be careful when you're buying underwear, and be generous with the size you choose - otherwise you'll experience a calamity like mine.
I bought some new girl boxers. I have a well-endowed arse and usually go for a size 14-16 if I want to be comfortable. Unfortunately they only had the ones I wanted in size 18 and size 12-14. I liked them so much that I bought the 12-14 and hoped for the best.
They were a little bit tight when I put them on, but I figured they'd stretch as the day wore on. But they didn't. The leg part was so tight around my upper thighs that it began to cut like a cheese-slicer into my groins. I tried to teach sitting down, but in that position they were so tight that they began to cut off the circulation to my legs, and gave me pins and needles.
It was really horrible, and by breaktime I'd made up my mind to take them off in the toilets and go shotgun for the rest of the day. I was about to make my way up the main staircase at work, when a senior member of staff caught up with me. We went up the stairs together, with me making small talk. Suddenly my girlboxers shifted position, and that was when The Pinch happened.
I was in the middle of a sentence at the time, and it was as much as I could do to finish it without screaming. I don't know with pinpoint accuracy which part of my female anatomy got caught, but it was like being electrocuted.
The girlboxers are now in the bin.
So be careful when you're buying underwear, and be generous with the size you choose - otherwise you'll experience a calamity like mine.
You don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
