The Philosophy Of Sex

[NOIRTRASH]

I know a little about a few things (boxing, gardening) and nothing about most things, but I descend from the founder of the American Philosophical Society (Thomas Bond MD) and curiosity is in my blood.

I made it 67 years on the little I know about sex intercourse. I didn't thrill all but the worst complaint I ever got was YOURE TOO BIG. One large size doesn't fit all. And that got me thinking about LIT stories, and how the sex scenes are uniform from one tale to the next. I never had the same sex twice with the same woman. She's always different.

So why is the sex writing sameo, sameo?

And I cant recall ever hearing any woman scream in the bed or at the drive-in or at a whore house or in the car out in the woods. In LIT stories all scream like banshees.

They make all kinds of sounds and noises, but never heard screaming, even thru a wall. I did hear one gal confess how her mind is on getting off.

 

[sr71plt]

So why is the sex writing sameo, sameo?

It's not. You're just being an ass again and craving attention.

There, that was easy.

 

[Jay321]

I believe for the second time ever, I agree with you. Sex isn't always the same.

The reason so many stories have screamers, is many guys think the louder she is, the better he's doing.

I have been with a screamer. It did wonders for my self esteem.

 

[EverLux]

I have been with a screamer. It did wonders for my self esteem.

And that's why we fake it so often
(Yes, yes... Faking is bad, because it means we're not letting them know how to truly please us, blah blah...)

 

[SamScribble]

For the record, James, I'm not sure that I have ever written a female character who screamed like a banshee. Although, many years ago, I did know one in real life. It was all a bit off-putting, to be honest.

 

[sr71plt]

I am zeroed in on the sentence I quoted in JBJ's post. There are probably nearly 100,000 stories on Literotica at this point. Neither he nor anyone else has read enough of them to justify that preposterous statement I quoted. I actually doubt that JBJ has read much of anything on Lit. at all, and his continual categorizing stories here as crap is beyond tiresome. He just wants attention.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

For the record, James, I'm not sure that I have ever written a female character who screamed like a banshee. Although, many years ago, I did know one in real life. It was all a bit off-putting, to be honest.

My mother giggled in bed. Women make all kinds of noises or talk but no screaming except at LIT and in the porn movies. I had the bed collapse, once.

 

[Carnevil9]

I had a GF who screamed when she came. I had another who cried. And another who went into an asthmatic fit (her inhaler was part of her sex-toy bag). Clearly they are not all the same, but to claim any particular type of orgasm doesn't exist? You're probably gonna be wrong. It's a wild, wild world out there.



PS - How do you make a woman cry after you fuck her? Wipe your dick on her curtains.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I had a GF who screamed when she came. I had another who cried. And another who went into an asthmatic fit (her inhaler was part of her sex-toy bag). Clearly they are not all the same, but to claim any particular type of orgasm doesn't exist? You're probably gonna be wrong. It's a wild, wild world out there.



PS - How do you make a woman cry after you fuck her? Wipe your dick on her curtains.

Where did I say this? but to claim any particular type of orgasm doesn't exist? You're probably gonna be wrong. I said I never heard any screams.

Got any more words to stuff in my mouth?

 

[rjordan]

I believe for the second time ever, I agree with you. Sex isn't always the same.

The reason so many stories have screamers, is many guys think the louder she is, the better he's doing.

I have been with a screamer. It did wonders for my self esteem.

I've been with two. One scared the shit out of me. The other was just annoying. Jesus. Shut the fuck up. I'm working here.

Never been with a squirter. That would get old really quick. They seem to be rare in the wild, though you wouldn't know it reading Lit. Lit authors seem to like screaming squirters most. Count me out.

rj

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I've been with two. One scared the shit out of me. The other was just annoying. Jesus. Shut the fuck up. I'm working here.

Never been with a squirter. That would get old really quick. They seem to be rare in the wild, though you wouldn't know it reading Lit. Lit authors seem to like screaming squirters most. Count me out.

rj

One squirter here. I got a face full of it.

 

[SikFuk]

I prefer whimpering. I think it's more ladylike. (That's a sexist joke. )

 

[NicoleZ]

You're just being an ass again and craving attention.

Ooh, doctor! The (intentional?) humour of that comment! If so, why not give him exactly that? Who knows, perhaps he turns out to be a screamer?

(Just for the record; I am a moaner. )

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Who farted!

The closest to a scream Pretend Man ever got.