The pervert below me...

[MrsHumpty]

True

The perv below me very much enjoys riding & I do mean RIDING her bicycle

False

The pervert below me has came twice today

 

[MaleThonger]

False

The pervert below me has came twice today

False. (But it's still early)

The pervert below me likes it in the rear.

 

[Tallulah82]

False. (But it's still early)

The pervert below me likes it in the rear.

True.

The pervert below me likes a good strap-on play session *nods*

 

[BongoGal]

The pervert below me likes a good strap-on play session *nods*

Nope!

The pervert below me has had sex with two different people on the same day without either partner knowing about the other.

 

[MrsHumpty]

Nope!

The pervert below me has had sex with two different people on the same day without either partner knowing about the other.

True

The pervert below me likes to wear lacy panties

 

[PeteHulbert37]

True

The pervert below me likes to wear lacy panties

False! lol

The perv below me thinks inappropriate things about other patrons while at church on Sunday morning.

 

[Tallulah82]

True

The pervert below me likes to wear lacy panties

Mrs Humpty! I like it

False. I'm a plain cotton gal.

 

[Tallulah82]

False! lol

The perv below me thinks inappropriate things about other patrons while at church on Sunday morning.

*grins*

The pervert below me has fantasised about their next door neighbour.

 

[DarkSimian]

*grins*

The pervert below me has fantasised about their next door neighbour.

False. All my neighbors are old.

The pervert below me has had oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same day.

 

[MrsHumpty]

False. All my neighbors are old.

The pervert below me has had oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same day.

True

The pervert below me wants to get in Tallulah's pants

 

[Silentnerd]

True

The pervert below me wants to get in Tallulah's pants

True but don't tell her lol


The pervert below me mastubates twice a day

 

[Tallulah82]

True but don't tell her lol


The pervert below me mastubates twice a day

I can see that Mrs Humpty is asking for trouble! Actually, so is Nerd. Hmm. Double trouble. I can take that on.

Not EVERY day. Ssshh.

The pervert below me has had to research if the 'going blind from masturbating too much' tale is true, to ease their minds...

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I can see that Mrs Humpty is asking for trouble! Actually, so is Nerd. Hmm. Double trouble. I can take that on.

Not EVERY day. Ssshh.

The pervert below me has had to research if the 'going blind from masturbating too much' tale is true, to ease their minds...

No, but that's funny.

The perv below me is going to be naughty to some degree today.

 

[MrsHumpty]

I can see that Mrs Humpty is asking for trouble! Actually, so is Nerd. Hmm. Double trouble. I can take that on.

Not EVERY day. Ssshh.

The pervert below me has had to research if the 'going blind from masturbating too much' tale is true, to ease their minds...

Challenge accepted!!

And, false, lol.

The pervert below me is really the opposite sex

 

[MaleThonger]

Challenge accepted!!

And, false, lol.

The pervert below me is really the opposite sex

False. (But we are willing to try...)

The pervert below me sniffs office chairs of coworkers.

 

[MrsHumpty]

False. (But we are willing to try...)

The pervert below me sniffs office chairs of coworkers.

False.

The pervert below me is looking for a good time

 

[latecomer91364]

False.

The pervert below me is looking for a good time

So TRUE (how did you know?)

The perv below me likes feet to be dirty before they lick them.

Amended: The perv below me doesn't look to see if someone got in before him when posting.

 

[boss302500]

False.

The pervert below me is looking for a good time

The pervert below melikes to tease

 

[LoverOfTheGame]

The pervert below melikes to tease

True, but don't we all love to tease at times?

The pervert below me is a bit of a voyeur

 

[latecomer91364]

True, but don't we all love to tease at times?

The pervert below me is a bit of a voyeur

True, but not peeping through a window - more like sitting on the edge of the bed, ready to jump in at the appropriate time.

Since it was skipped just above, I'll reiterate:

The perv below me likes feet to be dirty before they lick them.

 

[steve6161]

True, but not peeping through a window - more like sitting on the edge of the bed, ready to jump in at the appropriate time.

Since it was skipped just above, I'll reiterate:

The perv below me likes feet to be dirty before they lick them.

The perv below me likes to do strange and unusual things to his victims, Oh I mean partners.

 

[Tallulah82]

The perv below me likes to do strange and unusual things to his victims, Oh I mean partners.

Haha, you didn't answer the question above - so will assume you do like licking dirty feet

No. I am very vanilla. No erm...strange stuff going on here... *innocent smiles*


The pervert below me likes to keep their socks on during sex (seems very common in porn for some reason!)

 

[hairball18]

Haha, you didn't answer the question above - so will assume you do like licking dirty feet

No. I am very vanilla. No erm...strange stuff going on here... *innocent smiles*


The pervert below me likes to keep their socks on during sex (seems very common in porn for some reason!)

False, too distracting
The pervert below me like to have the window open during sex

 

[latecomer91364]

False, too distracting
The pervert below me like to have the window open during sex

Kind of true: windows, doors, hell I like to do it on the hood of a car parked at the curb.

The perv below likes to do it on the lawn with the sprinklers going. The FRONT lawn.

 

[MaleThonger]

Kind of true: windows, doors, hell I like to do it on the hood of a car parked at the curb.

The perv below likes to do it on the lawn with the sprinklers going. The FRONT lawn.

TRUE. Front lawn sprinkler sex is the BEST!

The pervert below me likes to howl other peoples names...