The Perfect Man

[bluntforcemama]

atleast for me, anyway:

Would have to make coffee in the morning, preferably a 120 degree, caramel, double shot, tall, latte. Yumm... and I think that's my only requirement!

 

[edo]

i'm going down to Starbucks to fill out an application.
wish me luck

 

[bluntforcemama]

For real?

Good Luck! Break a Leg! You can do it!

 

[Handy-Andy]

Yep I could do that...

And what time in the morning would you like your coffee

 

[Jade]

I have a thing for men that can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongues and men that can sufficiently use chopsticks...

 

[Handy-Andy]

Jade , I find it hard to tie knot's in cherry stem's with my tongue cos it's pierced , but I am pretty handy with chopstick's .

[Edited by Handy-Andy on 03-10-2001 at 11:07 AM]

 

[edo]

What kind of knot were you thinking? I can do a simple box knot, but i've been having trouble with my sheepshank. (insert rude shepard joke here)
As for the chopsticks, do you mean using them with my hands, or my tounge?

 

[Jade]

I am pretty handy with chopstick's .

[Edited by Handy-Andy on 03-10-2001 at 11:07 AM]

I never doubted that for a second ;-)

 

[Jade]

Holy f@#$

What kind of knot were you thinking? I can do a simple box knot, but i've been having trouble with my sheepshank. (insert rude shepard joke here)
As for the chopsticks, do you mean using them with my hands, or my tounge?

Damn... too bad Myst got him first!! Just damn...

 

[edo]

i observe a strict first come first served policy.
or is that first in line cums first? either way, i
think Myst is willing to share me.

 

[Cheri]

Myst, I think you're shooting to low, aim for the stars! Knowing his way around a latte is never a bad thing, I can think of many many other things that make a man perfect. Think being able to teach Masters and Johnson a thing to two about cunninglingus, not just knowing how to cook but knowing how to bake (insert favorite dessert here), cleaning (nuff said) and having the same sort of twisted humor as I have i.e. being able to make me pee my pants from laughing so hard. Now that is just a starting point, I'm sure more thing will come to me upon further consideration of this subject, but others please add your specifications as well.

 

[BlueRooster]

Myst, I think you're shooting to low, aim for the stars! Knowing his way around a latte is never a bad thing, I can think of many many other things that make a man perfect. Think being able to teach Masters and Johnson a thing to two about cunninglingus, not just knowing how to cook but knowing how to bake (insert favorite dessert here), cleaning (nuff said) and having the same sort of twisted humor as I have i.e. being able to make me pee my pants from laughing so hard. Now that is just a starting point, I'm sure more thing will come to me upon further consideration of this subject, but others please add your specifications as well.

Dear Cheri:

Let me spell myself out.
Cunninglingus, no problem.
I can cook mac and cheese(from the box).
I've put a couple of things in the oven before.
My hilljack truck is pretty clean.
No doubt you have pee'd your pants from my humor before.

SO, can we hook up or not?

-BR

 

[bluntforcemama]

Perfect man reprise

Alright, I've given it some thought, and I think that the perfect man should also be able to fold his own laundry. Yep... that's it. PS. I always share...

 

[Xander]

atleast for me, anyway:

Would have to make coffee in the morning, preferably a 120 degree, caramel, double shot, tall, latte. Yumm... and I think that's my only requirement!

Hmmmmm me.....me.....and..me......me again......Damn I'm reallty close on this one....

 

[Nobody Special]

Re: Perfect man reprise

Alright, I've given it some thought, and I think that the perfect man should also be able to fold his own laundry. Yep... that's it. PS. I always share...

Well you know... I have been doing all of the laundry, folding, putting away, seperating and yes even hand washing delicates... and I have even been known to cook every once in a wile too..

Do I qualify??

E

P.S. Did I mention that I have a panty fetish??

 

[edo]

any only child willing to share, Myst you are a rare breed.

 

[Beebeeblue]

I have a thing for men that can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongues

Hey..my hubby can do that! Any questions as to why I married him????

 

[Jade]

Not a single question comes to mind Beebee

Um... mind if I borrow him?
;-)

 

[Beebeeblue]

You will have to ask him Jade, but I do charge for it. Hey, a person has to make a living!!!!!

 

[Jade]

You will have to ask him Jade, but I do charge for it. Hey, a person has to make a living!!!!!

Uh!... But... but... I'm cute? *sheepish grin*

 

[Beebeeblue]

Ok Jade. But at least let me videotape it?

 

[Jade]

Deal

Sure, as long as you blindfold me... otherwise.. watching that whole damn cherry thing is going to have me "finished off" before you start rollin'

;-)


(sorry... sort of um... "amorous" tonight... ) *sigh*

 

[Beebeeblue]

Ok...you can borrow Turner, and I tape it. Maybe I should tell him??? Nah, let him find out when he gets home.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

NO such thing is the perfect man!!!!

He is gay,,, that is the perfect man

 

[Jade]

Ok...you can borrow Turner, and I tape it. Maybe I should tell him??? Nah, let him find out when he gets home.

Yea... hope he loves surprises!