The P.S.A. Thread

[lakesailer_mi]

PSA for those chronically afflicted with a low attention span

I would like to...

Oh look...a squirrel....

 

[IhateClowns]

There is some twisted wisdom here. This would be the one Max Weinberg would be given to do

Me twisted? Hmmmm that's Twisted's job.

 

[IhateClowns]

I would never! I mean, I have never! I mean, yeah, you're right, just not with you.


I gotta say, my disclaimer is there as a deterrent, definitely .. for the guys who just don't feel like having a conversation other than "On your knees, bitch ..and suck my dick". (Apparently, that line has worked so well for shim offline, that's got to be why he's trying it ONline. ) But, if I'm being honest, for all of the time I've been here, there are a couple of men here I've done the 'dirty' (Hrm, not really cyber, because I really DO detest cyber, but rather "phone" sex, I guess) with, and there are likely more I *will* have fun with in the future, it's just I'm a really picky bitch .. today, at least.

That's fair. Just say I am a picky bitch, I don't cyber but will phone play if your voice has a big cock and a lovely tone.

 

[IhateClowns]

Ahahahaaa...ha

..haha!!!

Good laugh or evil laugh? Probably one in the same. Hey AG hope life is well.

 

[IhateClowns]

I would like to send another PSA for those with really long signatures. No one needs to see your life history through your signatures. I should have to scroll down 8 pages to read the next post after yours.

So na na na boo boo, stick your head in shit. I turned mine off so I don't have to anymore.

 

[Aquagal]

Good laugh or evil laugh? Probably one in the same. Hey AG hope life is well.

More like a knowing laugh. You have a way of taking a big bite of the truth and revealing the ironic.

A thank you for your well wishes, hope yore is faring better with more than 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

How's I Love Clowns? I'll bet she's not gotten much skanking time in.

 

[IhateClowns]

More like a knowing laugh. You have a way of taking a big bite of the truth and revealing the ironic.

A thank you for your well wishes, hope yore is faring better with more than 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

How's I Love Clowns? I'll bet she's not gotten much skanking time in.

Lol thanks for the clarification.

I am faring much better thanks. We are all doing much better.

Lolol. I haven't thought of I Love Clowns in quite a while. I think she is in a treatment center right now. She had a lot of internal struggles she was dealing with.

 

[IhateClowns]

I would like to thank all of the stars like Brad, George, Julia, Jennifer, Gaga, and many others for their participation in getting rid of cock AVs. Ever since they have joined forces the cock av percentage has diminished greatly. To those of you who donated to the cause we sincerely appreciate your efforts. When we stated that 8.5% of the proceeds would actually go to getting rid of cock AVs you all stepped up and gave whole heatedly.

Thank you for your continued efforts.

 

[IhateClowns]

Hi my name is Clowns and I would like to address a growing epidemic in Lit land. The letter word threads are becoming an epidemic here. Between the "say a word that begins with the letter ____" to the " "18 letter words that have 4 syllables and 3 vowels" threads they are popping up everywhere.

We get it. You are smart. You can google words that start with the letter X. Awesome. The only significant use for these threads are when you are trying to get an avatar for your alt. Then you post as many letter A words that you can as quickly as possible. This way you have your alt avatar up,and are receiving solicitations within the hour.

I understand if you don't like posting in the one and done threads. Or you don't want to carry on a conversation. I just don't understand the joy or hearing someone say platonic on the radio and jumping on lit to make sure you put it in the "P" thread.

I know, Asshole starts with the letter A and I know I am one, I just don't get the threads is all. Just like I am sure you shake your heads every time I start a new one of my silliness full of halogen threads. So maybe we are in the same boat. I tell you what, you stop posting in those silly threads and I promise to not make any more silly threads.

Deal?

 

[IhateClowns]

I my name is IHC and I am here to discuss a growing concern for a lot of lonely, less confident people here in Lit land. The List threads. They're every where and if every single person who has signed up isn't somewhere on the thread, then people start whining. We can't have that people. We are all high schoolers trapped in middle aged bodies. We have to have our names on these lists otherwise we feel left out.

We all are aware this is a porn site with a message board attached, but in reality this place is life and death. We live and die by how we are viewed on here. We all need each other's unconditional love. Dammit do not exclude us. I need to be on the list of "who would you fuck while in an elevator going up to floor 12". It's important to my very being.

Please be an all inclusive place. Please make everyone equals. Dammit we all deserve ribbons and hugs every time we make a new post. We also need a coke and snack machine in this place as well. I'm willing To stand up for those who have been ostracized. For those who continue uousky cry and whine that they aren't loved as much. For those who don't really interact with anyone yet whine about not being included in said list.

It's time we all stand up for those who are now experiencing PTSD due to not feeling included. They deserve our virtual hugs and praise as much as those who are nice and make attempts to get to know others outside of the select few whom they converse only with. By golly enough is enough.

I, IHC, am standing up here and letting you know this has to stop.

Who is with me?