The P.S.A. Thread

[BradBigBrain]

I just picked up my supplies to go thoroughly hairless. So far I've got a chainsaw, som hedge clippers, 4 barber shears, 3 wahl electric clippers, 16 razor blades and a 50 gallon drum of nair. Think that's enough?

 

[respeito]

I just picked up my supplies to go thoroughly hairless. So far I've got a chainsaw, som hedge clippers, 4 barber shears, 3 wahl electric clippers, 16 razor blades and a 50 gallon drum of nair. Think that's enough?

and a box of saltine crackers. don't forget those.

 

[BradBigBrain]

and a box of saltine crackers. don't forget those.

And this paddle ball.

 

[respeito]

And this paddle ball.

and this ashtray, and this thermos. and that's all you need, too. you don't need one other thing.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear IHC,

We need a PSA for the men mostly who are jumpers. The jump over other men in the Would you [insert sex act verb] the person above you thread to get to the hot woman that you just said you wanted to nail.

Please help those in need.

 

[BradBigBrain]

and this ashtray, and this thermos. and that's all you need, too. you don't need one other thing.

My Dog, Shithead.

 

[IhateClowns]

Hi my name is IHC and I want to discuss a growing rather ingrowing issue that is plaguing women and also men. Whether it is from razor burn, ingrown hairs, or puberty pubic pimples are a detriment to our loves lives and let's face it, society as a whOle.

This used to be mainly a female issue, but ever since women found their voice and the playing field became equal, women use that voice to cry out. Cry out to any man who would listen that they shouldn't have to give a blow job and floss their molars at the same time. They shouldn't have to feel like a cat 5 minutes after a blow job as they drive heave over the kitchen sink trying to get that wirey pube out of the back of her throat.

So who is to blame for the rise in human road rash? I blame razor companies. No that we have razors with 30 blades that are the size of our palm the price has gone up tremendously. I just paid $16 bucks for 4 fucking blades. Why? Really for two reasons. The first being that my average dicks looks much bigger when it doesn't look like it is peaking out of a theater curtain and second the very slim chance my wife might actually blow me.

Since these razors are now so expensive we use them for much longer than they are intended for. We will endure the pain if a dull razor to save that money to fill up our vehicles. That dull razor over our sensitive areas causes pubic pimples to pop up everywhere. It makes my pubic area look like I am wearing a red polka dot bikini.

Oh and did I mention the burn? You can't wear jeans for a week. So what do we do? I say we stop shaving. Just stop buying razors until they lower the prices. Beards are sexy. Let's bring pubic hair back. Men shouldn't have to hike their leg up on the bathtub and yank their balls taught to shave that area smooth. It isn't manly. Women should just deal with it.

As for women instead of shaving buy an epilady instead. Those tiny slinky springs will yank your hairs out by the roots so no worries of ingrown hairs. Thus reducing the price of razors.

Pubic pimples are an epidemic. Will you do your part? I am. I haven't shaved in a week and my pubis hair mound is starting to look like a black fluffy snowball.

Please. Won't you help?

 

[BlueNightingale]

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As for women instead of shaving buy an epilady instead. Those tiny slinky springs will yank your hairs out by the roots so no worries of ingrown hairs. Thus reducing the price of razors.
...

Perhaps I'm mistaken but despite it's name is this device not equally effective on either gender?

Get one to share, think of the money you'll save!

 

[IhateClowns]

Perhaps I'm mistaken but despite it's name is this device not equally effective on either gender?

Get one to share, think of the money you'll save!

No the commercials clearly showing women wincing and crying. The guys shown are in the corner laughing

 

[Angellica1612]

Hi folks. There is a social issue that needs to be addressed here in the PG. It is that of the attention whores. I myself am an attention whore and this why I have been chosen to do this PSA on others behalves.

There are many types of attention whores. I am a thread starting attention whore, but I am not here to talk about the thread starters of the PG. I am here to discuss the extra long signatures that a lot of PG'ers have. You know the ones I speak of.

They are the ones that have multiple pictures, multiple links, multiple quotes and sayngs that causes either our cell phones or even our computers to be extended beyond their limits. This is an addiction for those people much like heroin and they need our help.

Everyday or so their signatures get extended line by line. Their lonks get changed, added or deleted in hopes that we don't notice. Yet we do everytime. Their addiction to constantly adding and changing their signatures may affect us but not them. They are oblivious to their addiction.

I would like to lure them into a hotel where we can have an intervention. Help them see that have a 3 1/2 page long signature is not only ludicrous it is just well ludicrous.

I have a contact, an interventionist who will be there to help mediate things. These signature abusers will be taklen to a treatment center and after 4 years of therpy and meds they will be fully healed and they can join the rest of us who have maybe 1 or 2 lines at the most as our signatures.

Signature abuse is as hurtful and deadly as nursing home abusers. Granted no one is raped or beaten by an extra long signature but it does cause finger soreness from having to hold down the arrow key for an extra long time. It also causes eye soreness due to the images and links being flashed before our eyes.

Please join me in this intervention. I am renting out the Huston Astrodome because it is the only place where we can fit all of these abusers in one location. I have personally ased Joel Osteen to pray for us. Not or the signature abusers but for us who have to sift through them. With his prayers and guidance I feel we are fucked either way but I felt it is worth the extra effort.

Remember that God loves those with hardly any signature at all. The rest are heathens but can be fixed with the proper intervention.

Lets help those who cant help themselves.

It's just so sad! Why, oh why, do they have to have so MUCH in their sigs? Don't they know that that privilege is reserved for the paying members? Maybe abusing the free membership should be a PSA of it's own! I'd start it, but I just don't have time, I have way too much updating to do in my signature Maybe next year! Just glad I don't have any addictions, or it might be 2 years!!! LOL!!

I think you should be commended for your sensitive handling of these difficult social issues We can always count on you to be serious and compassionate!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'll keep my PSA short and to the point:

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Now back to your regular programming.

 

[BlueNightingale]

As for women instead of shaving buy an epilady instead. Those tiny slinky springs will yank your hairs out by the roots so no worries of ingrown hairs. Thus reducing the price of razors.

Perhaps I'm mistaken but despite it's name is this device not equally effective on either gender?

Get one to share, think of the money you'll save!

No the commercials clearly showing women wincing and crying. The guys shown are in the corner laughing

Ladies, I would like you to observe the above statement.

It is indicative of a problem that has been quietly plaguing us for ages.
I for one say it is time to speak out!
We know what they expect us to do. We have molten wax spread on our bodies in order to have hair that is perfectly natural ripped from our most tender skin.
Did you think this was appreciated?
Well, apparently not. In spite of all we endure, the mere idea of a tiny bit of discomfort is enough to send these MEN cringing.

How long must we continue to suffer this double standard?

Having formed the Ladies for Equal Genital Grooming Standards (LEGGS) I would encourage you all to join me.

Insist that your man meet your standards and use your methods--or cease and desist yourself!

 

[Angellica1612]

Ladies, I would like you to observe the above statement.

It is indicative of a problem that has been quietly plaguing us for ages.
I for one say it is time to speak out!
We know what they expect us to do. We have molten wax spread on our bodies in order to have hair that is perfectly natural ripped from our most tender skin.
Did you think this was appreciated?
Well, apparently not. In spite of all we endure, the mere idea of a tiny bit of discomfort is enough to send these MEN cringing.

How long must we continue to suffer this double standard?

Having formed the Ladies for Equal Genital Grooming Standards (LEGGS) I would encourage you all to join me.

Insist that your man meet your standards and use your methods--or cease and desist yourself!

LEGGS - Love i!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Ladies, I would like you to observe the above statement.

It is indicative of a problem that has been quietly plaguing us for ages.
I for one say it is time to speak out!
We know what they expect us to do. We have molten wax spread on our bodies in order to have hair that is perfectly natural ripped from our most tender skin.
Did you think this was appreciated?
Well, apparently not. In spite of all we endure, the mere idea of a tiny bit of discomfort is enough to send these MEN cringing.

How long must we continue to suffer this double standard?

Having formed the Ladies for Equal Genital Grooming Standards (LEGGS) I would encourage you all to join me.

Insist that your man meet your standards and use your methods--or cease and desist yourself!

Leggs huh? Yeah go ahead and no shave wax or trim and see what happens. It takes every ounce of strength we have to go down on you as it is. We can't find the clit as it is. Now you want us to sift through matted carpeting to find it? You go to bed frustrated as it is, you not shaving will just make the situation worse.

Plus you complain about our razor stubble. You ladies stop shaving an it will be like we are fucking a Brillo pad. Why would we do that when we have our hand and free porn? so you unfortunately are going to have to endure the epilady, the waxing and the hair pulling if you ever want us to go down there again.

 

[msmaggie]

My Dog, Shithead.

You named your dog Shithead or you called her that?

 

[IhateClowns]

I see Leggs already took a shit. That buzzing and screaming I am hearing is not from B.O.B's but epiladies being plugged in all over the world tonight.

DOWN WITH PUBIC ACNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

You named your dog Shithead or you called her that?

Shithead is from Christmas vacation, but I always make sure my animal's names rhyme with a cuss word. It makes obedience training so much easier.

Buck you little fuck stop it.

Kit you little shit get off my leg.

ETC ETC

 

[IhateClowns]

I would like to draw your attention to an epidemic that is sweeping the lit nation. The lit disclaimer in people's profiles is becoming more and more wordy and detailed. It is not good. I don't need to read your crying about not wanting dick pics and that your not here to cyber. Don't lie to us.

You sure as hell didn't come here to talk about Sunday mass. Don't get me wrong an unsolicited dick pic isn't ideal, but how can you be offended? You're on a fucking porn message board. You don't cyber, you don't share pics and you don't private message? What the fuck are you doing here then?

Hey I get it, you don't want every guy feeling like he can just jump right into your cyber panties. Makes sense to me but please don't tell me you aren't here for any of that. Because you are full of shit. I don't come here to cyber and I sure ashell don't share my tiny penis with others but if push came to shove an you throw your hatchet wound my direction I am not going to turn it down.

Quit the BS. We all know you are full of it. For every woman on this site who has I don't cyber or share pics or private message I guarantee you they have numerous times with numerous people, they just don't want to with you.

Now let's be fair, I think for every penis pic you receive you should throw a nipple shot out to a random fella. Turn about is fair play. Inundate us with your vadge an nipple pics. Make us upset that you would be so rude that you would assume we want to see your baby chutes.

Empower yourselves women and do it!!!!

I am IHC, my inbox says 0 read, and I approve this message.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I would like to draw your attention to an epidemic that is sweeping the lit nation. The lit disclaimer in people's profiles is becoming more and more wordy and detailed. It is not good. I don't need to read your crying about not wanting dick pics and that your not hear to cyber.

you actually read those things!?!??!

 

[IhateClowns]

you actually read those things!?!??!

I look for profile pics to see if there is a hidden Adam's apple somewhere.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I look for profile pics to see if there is a hidden Adam's apple somewhere.

hmmmm...yea, that's actually good to know. I Thank you for your service.

 

[ydahecnot]

I would like to draw your attention to an epidemic that is sweeping the lit nation. The lit disclaimer in people's profiles is becoming more and more wordy and detailed. It is not good. I don't need to read your crying about not wanting dick pics and that your not hear to cyber. Don't lie to us.

You sure as hell didn't come here to talk about Sunday mass. Don't get me wrong an unsolicited dick pic isn't ideal, but how can you be offended? You're on a fucking porn message board. You don't cyber, you don't share pics and you don't private message? What the fuck are you doing here then?

Hey I get it, you don't want every guy feeling like he can just jump right into your cyber panties. Makes sense to me but please don't tell me you aren't here for any of that. Because you are full of shit. I don't come here to cyber and I sure ashell don't share my tiny penis with others but if push came to shove an you throw your hatchet wound my direction I am not going to turn it down.

Quit the BS. We all know you are full of it. For every woman on this site who has I don't cyber or share pics or private message I guarantee you they have numerous times with numerous people, they just don't want to with you.

Now let's be fair, I think for every penis pic you receive you should throw a nipple shot out to a random fella. Turn about is fair play. Inundate us with your vadge an nipple pics. Make us upset that you would be so rude that you would assume we want to see your baby chutes.

Empower yourselves women and do it!!!!

I am IHC, my inbox says 0 read, and I approve this message.

There is some twisted wisdom here. This would be the one Max Weinberg would be given to do

 

[PrissOff]

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Quit the BS. We all know you are full of it. For every woman on this site who has I don't cyber or share pics or private message I guarantee you they have numerous times with numerous people, they just don't want to with you.
...

I would never! I mean, I have never! I mean, yeah, you're right, just not with you.


I gotta say, my disclaimer is there as a deterrent, definitely .. for the guys who just don't feel like having a conversation other than "On your knees, bitch ..and suck my dick". (Apparently, that line has worked so well for shim offline, that's got to be why he's trying it ONline. ) But, if I'm being honest, for all of the time I've been here, there are a couple of men here I've done the 'dirty' (Hrm, not really cyber, because I really DO detest cyber, but rather "phone" sex, I guess) with, and there are likely more I *will* have fun with in the future, it's just I'm a really picky bitch .. today, at least.

 

[Aquagal]

I would like to draw your attention to an epidemic that is sweeping the lit nation. The lit disclaimer in people's profiles is becoming more and more wordy and detailed. It is not good. I don't need to read your crying about not wanting dick pics and that your not hear to cyber. Don't lie to us.

You sure as hell didn't come here to talk about Sunday mass. Don't get me wrong an unsolicited dick pic isn't ideal, but how can you be offended? You're on a fucking porn message board. You don't cyber, you don't share pics and you don't private message? What the fuck are you doing here then?

Hey I get it, you don't want every guy feeling like he can just jump right into your cyber panties. Makes sense to me but please don't tell me you aren't here for any of that. Because you are full of shit. I don't come here to cyber and I sure ashell don't share my tiny penis with others but if push came to shove an you throw your hatchet wound my direction I am not going to turn it down.

Quit the BS. We all know you are full of it. For every woman on this site who has I don't cyber or share pics or private message I guarantee you they have numerous times with numerous people, they just don't want to with you.

Now let's be fair, I think for every penis pic you receive you should throw a nipple shot out to a random fella. Turn about is fair play. Inundate us with your vadge an nipple pics. Make us upset that you would be so rude that you would assume we want to see your baby chutes.

Empower yourselves women and do it!!!!

I am IHC, my inbox says 0 read, and I approve this message.

Ahahahaaa...ha

..haha!!!

 

[may_I_please]

PSA for those chronically afflicted with a low attention span

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