The Opposite

[johnnieblue44]

I have no plans to celebrate Palm Sunday today. Alone.

 

[Beachgirl22]

I'm going to have just one more cookie

 

[johnnieblue44]

Thank goodness they’ve closed the liquor stores in my state.

 

[DarkSimian]

I love this pandemic. I wish it would run for decades

 

[kurrginatorX]

I love this pandemic. I wish it would run for decades

I'm back by popular demand.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I'm back by popular demand.

I think it’s wonderful that Congress is all pulling together for the sake of the people during this pandemic and leaving their petty party differences aside.

 

[Leigh81]

I sure hope those protesters standing blocking traffic at the slaughterhouse don't become a speed bump for the truckers. I'd be beside myself & upset for days.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I hope the barber shops in my state aren’t permitted to open until I trip over my hair.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Ebenezer Scrooge said it best when stating, "We need to reduce the surplus population."

 

[Butterflygurl1]

I'm sure glad this pandemic was all a democratic hoax. My president would never lie

 

[kurrginatorX]

Penis enlargement creams really work, not to mention my right hand has almost doubled in size.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's amazing how much the quarantine has simplified my life!

Why didn't we do this sooner?

 

[Stillstiff]

I think that the quarantine should last until the new year.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think that the quarantine should last until the new year.

At least!

 

[johnnieblue44]

At least!

There’s a statue near me of some revolutionary war general with really bad acne. Or maybe it’s just pigeon shit. Anyway, they all need to come down. Tearing down statues cures everything.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I completely understand and support all these young white people who say they are more disgusted with slavery and lack of civil rights than black people are.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I completely understand and support all these young white people who say they are more disgusted with slavery and lack of civil rights than black people are.

Yes, the white youth of today who make such proclamations are truly sagely and wise. We who have experienced many diverse things in a longer lifetime should follow their lead.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I’m kinda disappointed in that CHOP autonomous zone in Seattle going away. I was just about to ask my travel adviser to set up an itinerary to visit. After all, their mayor said it was a summer of love. Sounds gorgeous.

 

[Bewleybrother]

I wish i lived in the states so I could vote President Trump back in office.cis-sic

 

[johnnieblue44]

I wish i lived in the states so I could vote President Trump back in office.cis-sic

I’ve been giving a lot of thought lately of moving to Minneapolis.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I’ve been giving a lot of thought lately of moving to Minneapolis.

Hahaha!

Brett Favre is an intellectual giant.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Hahaha!

Brett Favre is an intellectual giant.

Your tits are in no way awe-inspiring. You should never expose them.

 

[Jada59]

I'm sooo happy they're lighting off loud fireworks and scaring the peewaddins out of my cat.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's a shame you had to go and bump this thread, Ned.

I'd been hoping it would have been gone and forgotten about by now.

 

[Hornblende]

It's a shame you had to go and bump this thread, Ned.

I'd been hoping it would have been gone and forgotten about by now.

Oh no. Now you're posting in here too.