The Opposite

[kurrginatorX]

Perhaps may_I_please has something more conservative she could wear?

 

[kurrginatorX]

(I hope may_I_please didn't remove her avatar because of something I said. This is, after all, OPPOSITE)

Maybe may_I_please's new avatar will not be so provocative this time.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I really enjoy bumping threads

 

[Hornblende]

I wish I too had an orange face.

 

[LizVegas79]

I am SUPER PISSED that
some fucking bitch wrote a story about me getting fucked by a fucking machine
without even asking me if it was okay first!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I am SUPER PISSED that
some fucking bitch wrote a story about me getting fucked by a fucking machine
without even asking me if it was okay first!

I wish someone would write a story about me and a fuck machine. *sniffle*

 

[Sh75]

I wish somrone would write a story about me and a fuck machine. *sniffle*

Im amazing at writing stories about fuck machines, its my favorite topic

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Im amazing at writing stories about fuck machines, its my favorite topic

Tomorrow's my birthday! I'd love it if you could write one for me by then.

 

[Sh75]

Tomorrow's my birthday! I'd love it if you could write one for me by then.

Consider it done

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Consider it done

I'll PM you my address so you can overnight it to me.

 

[LizVegas79]

God I hope WildHoney doesn't share with the rest of us whatever Sh75 comes up with for her!

 

[Sh75]

I'll PM you my address so you can overnight it to me.

It's alright, i already know it from last time

 

[Sh75]

God I hope WildHoney doesn't share with the rest of us whatever Sh75 comes up with for her!

It will be epic and arrive on time

 

[LizVegas79]

That would really be awful. These recent posts remind me of a very unfunny limerick, it follows:

There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine
Concave or convex
Could serve either sex
But Oh what a bastard to clean.

That was a really, really terrible limerick and I always report all limerick posters to the Mod's for debasing the beautiful art of poetry.

 

[Hornblende]

That would really be awful. These recent posts remind me of a very unfunny limerick, it follows:

There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine
Concave or convex
Could serve either sex
But Oh what a bastard to clean.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Can you spread your legs just a little wider, please?

 

[johnnieblue44]

I get a little weary of the many female Lit authors who have used me as the model of their wild fantasies. It’s much more meaningful to me to be wanted for my mind.

 

[Hornblende]

Skiing is such a bore.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm so pleased that we've had to cancel all our travel plans. Now we can get on with tidying the house!

 

[johnnieblue44]

I'm so pleased that we've had to cancel all our travel plans. Now we can get on with tidying the house!

I truly don’t think there is any financial or political conspiracy behind this whole Coronavirus thing.

 

[Jada59]

Isn't it great that so many people are out of work?

 

[johnnieblue44]

I didn’t realize just how good daytime TV was until this Covid-19 thing started.

 

[Leigh81]

I'm so happy that this will be our second weekend in a row with staying at home

 

[viperbob]

I just love being ghosted

 

[johnnieblue44]

I haven’t been masturbating any more than usual during this stay-at-home period.