Hornblende
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What's so good about lazing around the pool all day? Oh, and the wine. How I loathe the wine.
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steelyblue73
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It really sucks to have to go to a tropical island with my GF for a few days mixing business with pleasure. Wish someone else would take my place
L
I don't wish I could take your girlfriend's place. That would be a really crappy experience anyway.
Hornblende
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What's so good about a blow-job anyway?
Wild_Honey_66
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Blow job? I don't even like regular sex. Penises are ick!
Recently I had the most traumatic experience... I was chatting with an acquaintance and he was talking about putting things in arses (gross!) and I kept trying to change the subject to yoga and asked if he wanted to be my partner but I think he misunderstood me. All of a sudden i was naked and screaming and I fell to my knees before him in shock. He clearly wasn't pleased and he called me the vilest of names and I clung to his legs and I begged and I pleaded but to no avail. Eventually he got tired of my moaning and whimpering and he stuffed my panties in my mouth to shut me up. I really don't remember much after that because I passed out from sheer exhaustion.
It was horrific. I think I need therapy.
DarkSimian
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I really feel sorry for Honey, and the fact that this had to happen to her. I hope it NEVER happens to her again!
EroticRomanticMan
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I really feel sorry for Honey, and the fact that this had to happen to her. I hope it NEVER happens to her again!
I really wish Leigh would stop posting her naked pictures all over lit!
Leigh81
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I wish you'd just ask as I have tons just sitting here
Also happy my mom isn't talking to me at the moment
L
Wild_Honey_66
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I really feel sorry for Honey, and the fact that this had to happen to her. I hope it NEVER happens to her again!
I appreciate that.
Of course I told him I never wanted to see him again. He's a bad, bad man...
Wild_Honey_66
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I wish you'd just ask as I have tons just sitting here
Also happy my mom isn't talking to me at the moment
L
You should totally send her a picture of you and your gf!
ydahecnot
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The waiting isn't the hardest part.
EroticRomanticMan
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I wish you'd just ask as I have tons just sitting here
Also happy my mom isn't talking to me at the moment
L
I ask you all the time!!!
Wild_Honey_66
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Leigh81
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You should totally send her a picture of you and your gf!
I should as the one she saw wasn't incriminating enough
Ok I will
You're such a nuisance that way
L
Hornblende
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I appreciate that.
Of course I told him I never wanted to see him again. He's a bad, bad man...
Oh Honey, I'm so sorry that you had to go through all of that...
Wild_Honey_66
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I've been hoping you would penile-ize me.
Wild_Honey_66
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Oh Honey, I'm so sorry that you had to go through all of that...
And I tried so hard to get away... *sniffles*
EroticRomanticMan
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Oh Honey, I'm so sorry that you had to go through all of that...
Get off that lounger and get to work! No more drinks either!
Hornblende
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Wild_Honey_66
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OK, I will do that immediately...
And put some clothes on!
