The Opposite

[meop79]

Hard work won't get you anywhere, the road to success is in front of your television set!

 

[Hornblende]

*makes notes*

SKIP ROME - SECOND RATE FOOD, DILAPIDATED BUILDINGS.

You've got it. As for the gelato...

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

You've got it. As for the gelato...

I don't believe anything this man says, he's got the worst taste in the world

 

[Hornblende]

I don't believe anything this man says, he's got the worst taste in the world

She likes Van Morrison. She has awful taste....

 

[meop79]

No one on Lit is real, they're all bots operated by the NSA.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hugh Grant really is aging well, don't you think?

 

[meop79]

Politicians always tell the truth.

 

[UrbanBohemian]

CanadianCandy's new avatar is boring and not at all hot. Not at all.

And that new game she has sounds stupid and boring. No way I'd want to play it. No way at all!

 

[Hornblende]

I should spend some time on the General Board. They're completely sane there.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

I should spend some time on the General Board. They're completely sane there.

Well you certainly should NOT join us in posting some good music, your taste in music turns my stomach

 

[emsway]

I love 2 hour and 45 minute gaps between clients.

 

[Hornblende]

Well you certainly should NOT join us in posting some good music, your taste in music turns my stomach

ShelbyBubbles bores me. What's so special about music anyway?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I need to make some new friends in my own time zone. Nothing gets on my nerves like a man disturbing my beauty rest, waving his big cock around in my face.

'Go away!' I want to tell him, 'Stop bothering me! I wish to sleep!'

 

[DarkSimian]

I am so tired of being bombarded with PMs. Why don't y'all leave me alone?

 

[meop79]

There are so many people on Lit right now I can't stand it... yeesh.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day.....

 

[emsway]

The woman in my shop, her voice is like the sweetest music.

 

[Freya2016]

The people on here are so inhibited, repressed and boring.

 

[meop79]

Sex is boring.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

No one never post in the threads around here

 

[Hornblende]

I didn't drink my fair share of that Brunello di Montalcino last night

 

[GingerFireFly]

I send nude photos to, have cyber sex, and cam with every man who writes me, so it's completely reasonable to get pissed when I don't for you. In fact, when you get snarky about it I find it hot and instantly want to fuck you.

 

[meop79]

I send nude photos to, have cyber sex, and cam with every man who writes me, so it's completely reasonable to get pissed when I don't for you. In fact, when you get snarky about it I find it hot and instantly want to fuck you.

Of course you do, it's so obvious! Why didn't everyone already know this!

 

[Hornblende]

I love meetings. I'd gladly spend all day in meetings, because I enjoy them so much.

 

[LizzieEr]

I can't even begin to explain how much I adore Mondays.