The Opposite

[merryohmd]

I hate this thread because all I ever find here are flirtatious women and that just turns me off. Where are the intellectuals to discuss politics and religion? I hate even thinking about having a sexy conversation with any of you.

 

[walkingeagle]

Its always safe in here--

 

[merryohmd]

I just found out that some wench named Purr is back on LIT. Now there is someone that I could have lived without. She is a completely sexless crone that makes my cock flaccid whenever I think about her shapeless form. She also was about the worst person to ever write anything on this thread.

So Purr - go away, nothing about you turns me or anyone else on LIT on.

 

[Lia Monde]

I enjoy it when a couple of posters take over a thread to post monosyllabic flirts to each other. I'm so glad they don't use PMs.

 

[37_ttej]

I haven't posted much over the last week. Not really.

 

[Lia Monde]

The erotic pictures posted in some of the threads are not at all distracting.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I can't believe someone had the nerve to dredge up this tiresome thread. How annoying.

I surely hope WE doesn't see this later this evening and decide to flash his nekkid self in his profile pic--he is so terribly unattractive, and not amusing at all to post with.

 

[ydahecnot]

I didn't go "mmmm" at her profile pic

 

[may_I_please]

Oh I never enjoyed this thread and all the frigid people who frequent it ...what a shame to see it resurrected like the dull zombie that it is

 

[ydahecnot]

I enjoy it when a couple of posters take over a thread to post monosyllabic flirts to each other. I'm so glad they don't use PMs.

You are as right about this as you are nontantalizing about your panty talk

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I didn't go "mmmm" at her profile pic

I was trying hard to be as unsexy as possible when I chose that low-cut, body-hugging knit top and those strands of beads that draw attention to my cleavage.

I'm so pleased they didn't turn you on. I wouldn't want to give you a stiffy or anything that might be mistaken as a sign of arousal. That would be totally inappropriate, especially in a place like this, don't you agree?

 

[Stillstiff]

I was trying hard to be as unsexy as possible when I chose that low-cut, body-hugging knit top and those strands of beads that draw attention to my cleavage.

I'm so pleased they didn't turn you on. I wouldn't want to give you a stiffy or anything that might be mistaken as a sign of arousal. That would be totally inappropriate, especially in a place like this, don't you agree?

Didn't arouse me at all.

 

[ydahecnot]

I was trying hard to be as unsexy as possible when I chose that low-cut, body-hugging knit top and those strands of beads that draw attention to my cleavage.

I'm so pleased they didn't turn you on. I wouldn't want to give you a stiffy or anything that might be mistaken as a sign of arousal. That would be totally inappropriate, especially in a place like this, don't you agree?

Totally. I come here to be repulsed

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Didn't arouse me at all.

Good. Glad to hear it.

ICT I am ashamed of my curvy legs.
IACT I realize that no-one finds them appealing.
IFCT to spare the men of Lit, I refrain from showing them off, wearing stockings or anything better suited to more slender legs, and/or posting pics of them.

http://s24.postimg.org/5kxb58yhd/20140125_081836_1.jpg

I wouldn't want to cause anyone to feel ill.

 

[37_ttej]

Fuck, I'm a handsome devil!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Fuck, I'm a handsome devil!

and a complete disaster as a flirt.

I could give you some tips--if I were any good, which I'm not--you really seem like you could use them.

 

[37_ttej]

and a complete disaster as a flirt.

I could give you some tips--if I were any good, which I'm not--you really seem like you could use them.

Thanks, but I already know it all. A regular Lothario am I.

 

[Kitty]

I totally understand this game.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I totally understand this game.

You should go back to the GB. You're not welcome here.

And get away from my man, Jett. He's been longing for the day when he and I would cross paths, and it's finally happened, and BY GOD, I DON'T WANT YOU FUCKING THINGS UP WITH HIM.

Also, the men around here hate big tits. So there's that.

 

[badjanus]

I totally understand this game.

To explain, I would probably have to speak slowly for you as you are thick with below average aesthetics .

 

[Lia Monde]

I'm thankful for how cooperative, bipartisan, productive, selfless and concerned about the future of our country that all our politicians are.

 

[badjanus]

I'm thankful for how cooperative, bipartisan, productive, selfless and concerned about the future of our country that all our politicians are.

Don't you just love them all and with every selfless act they perform that love just grows!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Let me at this day!! Just let me at it!!

 

[ImagineMe2]

I'm thankful for how cooperative, bipartisan, productive, selfless and concerned about the future of our country that all our politicians are.

It is inspiring, isn't it?

 

[walkingeagle]

Damn I cant work tomorrow--