The Opposite

Sorry if I pissed you off yesterday, your capital R was a cute protest. :rose:

This ^^^ looks exactly like the opposite to me. :rolleyes:

I do so regret seeing you here today, I never would have come to this thread first if I'd have seen you here. ;)

(pssst, i'm so glad you didn't "get" my silent spelling Nazi protest lol)
 
You know I would never show my wrinkled old body--:eek:

I notice those damn wrinkles every time--they are such a distraction to me, I can never pay attention to your nice long arms and legs.

that's okay, I don't like looking at long, slender people anyway. I much prefer to look at short, stubby folk like myself. :p
 
I notice those damn wrinkles every time--they are such a distraction to me, I can never pay attention to your nice long arms and legs.

that's okay, I don't like looking at long, slender people anyway. I much prefer to look at short, stubby folk like myself. :p

Her tits do not look fucking spectacular encased in blue. And I would in no fucking way in hell want to see that top suddenly fall of her ample bosom.
 
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