The Opposite

[may_I_please]

Stroking your tiny hands up and down my body elicits no response from me. You should ignore the moan in the back of my throat, I'm simply trying to avoid retching. The thought of my thin lips connecting with yours simply made me gag a little.

 

[badjanus]

Your androgynous form lacking in so many ways to me repulses me. Your views are tiresome and quite frankly boring. Over a 100 years ago you would have set back the The Suffragettes with your pathetic attempt at wit or intelligence..
To imagine touching such a straight, curve-less body warms me to Picasso. The retching is mutual as i think you would be hard and brittle to a boys touch

 

[may_I_please]

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It's funny you should mention Picasso as my body is equally misshapen, in fact I have never posed nude for an artist for this very reason. I'm delighted you find my body so repulsive and I shall immediately put up a totally naked shot on my profile. I'll thank you to keep your body parts under layers and layers of clothing to ensure they don't accidentally brush against my leathery skin.

 

[makinmepurr]

I used to hate this thread. Thought it had finally died off..,.too bad....

 

[troubledone]

I used to hate this thread. Thought it had finally died off..,.too bad....

Hating is too mild a word ,Bad kitty sucks

 

[may_I_please]

Eurgh its you and your frigid ways. Have you taken those flirting lessons I recommended yet, did they help you interact with anybody on a more sexual basis or are you still uptight and dull?

 

[troubledone]

Eurgh its you and your frigid ways. Have you taken those flirting lessons I recommended yet, did they help you interact with anybody on a more sexual basis or are you still uptight and dull?

There is no point in being pleased by you , you are not up to the mark

 

[makinmepurr]

I knew it was a mistake to poke my head in here. As usual, only dullards with no sense of humor are lurking about.

 

[troubledone]

Poking heads is done by those who have brains there

 

[makinmepurr]

Brains? What are there brains of which you speak?

 

[troubledone]

Yours are in the butt which is why you come in ass words

 

[makinmepurr]

I didn't think you'd noticed my butt. It's really nothing much to look at anyway, rather flat and shapeless.

 

[troubledone]

The shapeless butt has no other uses as well

 

[ImagineMe2]

Oh good, nobody is here to disturb my simple meditation.

 

[Stillstiff]

I hope that you will enjoy your peace and quiet.

 

[walkingeagle]

I really dislike being here--

 

[Stillstiff]

I'm glad no one is here so I don't have to chat with them.

 

[makinmepurr]

Aren't skulking teenagers simply delightful?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Aren't skulking teenagers simply delightful?

I don't know what you mean - I was never one of those and my two kids never displayed that to me.

 

[ImagineMe2]

I don't know what you mean - I was never one of those and my two kids never displayed that to me.

Looks like we have enough for a game of cards or pictionary. Any other ideas?

 

[wombat9966]

Looks like we have enough for a game of cards or pictionary. Any other ideas?

why that would be splendid. i could not think of anything better to do?

 

[troubledone]

Looks like we have enough for a game of cards or pictionary. Any other ideas?

Pictionary!!! Hate pics specially yours

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Looks like we have enough for a game of cards or pictionary. Any other ideas?

With you? I can't think of a thing....

 

[makinmepurr]

With you? I can't think of a thing....

And with you around, I simply draw a blank...nothing carnal or pleasureable comes to mind, that's for sure.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

And with you around, I simply draw a blank...nothing carnal or pleasureable comes to mind, that's for sure.

See? I never get to have any fun....