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That would be a pointless move as I am flat-chested and have completely insensitive nipples. in fact i hate my boobs so I wouldn't waste your time

In that case I won't lick, suck, nibble and generally worship them...
 
My mind is blank at the thought of your disgustingly erect cock - in fact I find that an inappropriate image for this pure thread of cerebral delights. I don't think you should be touching yourself at all

I'm in no way stroking to the thought of you or your friend continuing to play with me at all. That would be downright un-American.
 
I'm in no way stroking to the thought of you or your friend continuing to play with me at all. That would be downright un-American.

Well that makes two of us who are not aroused in the least, or touching themselves at all.
 
And I hope you don't show me your arousal or lack thereof in return, you hideous woman you.

As if I would take your hand and guide it gently downward, nipping your ear softly, encouraging you to feel for yourself the effect our game is having on me.
 
And I would not be nibbling at your other ear nor sliding my leathery hand down your chest as you do so Sora
 
As if I would take your hand and guide it gently downward, nipping your ear softly, encouraging you to feel for yourself the effect our game is having on me.

Of course I would never oblige. Nor would I delicately tease your clit, or encourage you to whisper to me what your next move will be... or even worse to show me.
 
Of course I would never oblige. Nor would I delicately tease your clit, or encourage you to whisper to me what your next move will be... or even worse to show me.

And I would not be nibbling at your other ear nor sliding my leathery hand down your chest as you do so Sora

I wouldn't be moaning and breathing hard, or pulling May in and kissing her as we pleasure each other. I wouldn't bring you both to my bed and push you down, joining you in a tangle of limbs and mouths.
 
I am really not ready to take my two least favorite woman and join them in a debouched round of sex.
 
I wouldn't be moaning and breathing hard, or pulling May in and kissing her as we pleasure each other. I wouldn't bring you both to my bed and push you down, joining you in a tangle of limbs and mouths.

I wouldn't get lost in the confusion, flat on my back, penis aimed skyward, trying to remember whose clit is whose in the tangled mess we certainly wouldn't be making on your bed.
 
I am really not ready to take my two least favorite woman and join them in a debouched round of sex.

Mmmm so not welcome to join in. I have no faith in your ability to add to the general debauchery and I simply won't be pulling you down to gently trace my cold dry tongue around your chest
 
I wouldn't get lost in the confusion, flat on my back, penis aimed skyward, trying to remember whose clit is whose in the tangled mess we certainly wouldn't be making on your bed.

I am really not ready to take my two least favorite woman and join them in a debouched round of sex.

Seeing as I have no actual experience with group sex. I would be no help at all, and wouldn't climb on top of you while suggesting May find a seat as well. And i wouldn't grab Wombat and kiss him madly.
 
Seeing as I have no actual experience with group sex. I would be no help at all, and wouldn't climb on top of you while suggesting May find a seat as well. And i wouldn't grab Wombat and kiss him madly.

I don't want either of you to find positions atop me. That sounds awful. don't use me for your sexual desires.
 
Seeing as I have no actual experience with group sex. I would be no help at all, and wouldn't climb on top of you while suggesting May find a seat as well. And i wouldn't grab Wombat and kiss him madly.

hmm having to deal with the top halves of two incredibly horny women how disgusting is that. I will have to allow them to kiss me and allow their tongues in my mouth. Then I will have to play with their breasts and nipples and lavish attention with my tongue and fingers.

Boy life can be so disgusting at times.
 
All of you have a terrible evening. It is obvious that none of you enjoy this thread and I'm so sad that I awoke and found you all running around naked and having group sex. Were I not so wide awake, I would never think of joining in as I'm sure two women could never handle three men so depraved as us.
 
I just hate the fact that I have to read all this unappealing drivel so early in the morning, causing a disgusting bulge in my pants. The very idea of such an immoral orgiastic confab taking place for all to see is most definitely not making me touch and stroke myself. The presence of unwanted precum on the tip of my cock is evidence enough that Purr and May should be banished from this site along with their uninviting profile pics. I mean, who would ever be stimulated by the thought of wanting to suck on Purr's revoltingly erect nipple at the end of that ugly mass of flesh... and which man in his wildest imagination would even begin to conjure up the thought of rubbing his hard, stiff, fuck tool up against May's midsection as she sat submissively on a stool in her local! I have certainly gotten off this morning... ummmmm... to a rotten start. :(
 
I just hate the fact that I have to read all this unappealing drivel so early in the morning, causing a disgusting bulge in my pants. The very idea of such an immoral orgiastic confab taking place for all to see is most definitely not making me touch and stroke myself. The presence of unwanted precum on the tip of my cock is evidence enough that Purr and May should be banished from this site along with their uninviting profile pics. I mean, who would ever be stimulated by the thought of wanting to suck on Purr's revoltingly erect nipple at the end of that ugly mass of flesh... and which man in his wildest imagination would even begin to conjure up the thought of rubbing his hard, stiff, fuck tool up against May's midsection as she sat submissively on a stool in her local! I have certainly gotten off this morning... ummmmm... to a rotten start. :(

Oh gosh Keds I feel so terrible, I' m filled with remorse and shame and will slink away with my cute little kitty tail between my legs, never to bother you again.
 
Oh gosh Keds I feel so terrible, I' m filled with remorse and shame and will slink away with my cute little kitty tail between my legs, never to bother you again.

That would be fantastic! You should never disgrace these pages again with your ugly body, and never have anyone's tail between your legs again. The thought of you and May rubbing your dry, disgusting pussies together is revolting and doesn't in the least cause a stir in my pants.
 
That would be fantastic! You should never disgrace these pages again with your ugly body, and never have anyone's tail between your legs again. The thought of you and May rubbing your dry, disgusting pussies together is revolting and doesn't in the least cause a stir in my pants.

Those two pussies rubbing against each other; two curvy yet slender bodies thrashing and convulsing from the stimulation as they moan and whimper in near orgasmic tension - the options open to me for making it a threesome are not at all appealing: stifling their mouths, one with my own mouth, the other with my cock? dull; diving in with my face at the thrashing hips to tongue-lash at exposed clits? too familiar; generally mauling at breasts and bellies with my hands while grazing their necks in turn with my teeth? boring. So I'll just leave them to it and find a fuckable bird elsewhere.
 
Those two pussies rubbing against each other; two curvy yet slender bodies thrashing and convulsing from the stimulation as they moan and whimper in near orgasmic tension - the options open to me for making it a threesome are not at all appealing: stifling their mouths, one with my own mouth, the other with my cock? dull; diving in with my face at the thrashing hips to tongue-lash at exposed clits? too familiar; generally mauling at breasts and bellies with my hands while grazing their necks in turn with my teeth? boring. So I'll just leave them to it and find a fuckable bird elsewhere.

How sad that someone should come onto this thread today, this was barely entertaining yesterday.
 
How sad that someone should come onto this thread today, this was barely entertaining yesterday.

Can you Imagine Me wanting a third woman to join in this convulsing heap of aroused, energetic, panting humanity? Do you think the idea of pleasuring three women at once gets a rampant male going? Think again, gal!
 
Can you Imagine Me wanting a third woman to join in this convulsing heap of aroused, energetic, panting humanity? Do you think the idea of pleasuring three women at once gets a rampant male going? Think again, gal!

No, I certainly can't imagine any appeal in that, what a disgusting thought, shame on you.
 
No, I certainly can't imagine any appeal in that, what a disgusting thought, shame on you.

How could it possibly work anyway? One gal lying on her back at the end of the bed, the other two, their breasts to one each of her breasts the three exchanging kisses - how could a guy possibly work out what to do with six legs while going with his big boner, glistening with their mixed honey, from one pussy to the next and the next and round again? Give us a break! Life's too complicated!
 
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