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How could it possibly work anyway? One gal lying on her back at the end of the bed, the other two, their breasts to one each of her breasts the three exchanging kisses - how could a guy possibly work out what to do with six legs while going with his big boner, glistening with their mixed honey, from one pussy to the next and the next and round again? Give us a break! Life's too complicated!

Certainly, what man would be entertained by such thought or activities, none around here I am certain.
 
That is amazing isn't it, who could find any amusement in such a thread, not you or I for sure.

Absolutely not! Who would enjoy any kind of debauchery that might take place here? I think both you and I should stay far away from such behavior. Just not becoming.
 
Really all you guys, with no imagination or sexual experience. ..what do you think, that I enjoy all this attention from you horny pervs? Nothing could be further from the truth. And anyway I' m a terribly boring partner, you should probably look elsewhere if it's hot sex you want.
 
Really all you guys, with no imagination or sexual experience. ..what do you think, that I enjoy all this attention from you horny pervs? Nothing could be further from the truth. And anyway I' m a terribly boring partner, you should probably look elsewhere if it's hot sex you want.

I certainly won't look to you to finish what you started with me last night. I don't think you'd know what to do with me if I even gave you the opportunity
 
Oh, great! It's not enough to have two women cavorting around engaging in despicable and immoral sex acts with each other... now, we have a third enter the less-than-erotic fray. IM2 for some perverse reason unknown to decent denizens of this barren wilderness, has a naughty and degrading desire to play with the other two wonton wenches. I say, do not enter here while you still have one moral fiber left in your clean and wholesome body. There will be much weeping (of cocks), and gnashing (or biting) of teeth.
 
Oh, great! It's not enough to have two women cavorting around engaging in despicable and immoral sex acts with each other... now, we have a third enter the less-than-erotic fray. IM2 for some perverse reason unknown to decent denizens of this barren wilderness, has a naughty and degrading desire to play with the other two wonton wenches. I say, do not enter here while you still have one moral fiber left in your clean and wholesome body. There will be much weeping (of cocks), and gnashing (or biting) of teeth.

Btw Ked, I think the advice you have in your signature line is so prudish and un-masculine. A good woman would never dream of enjoying the cum we guys spurt into her or all over her body and face. As for smearing it with her fingers or playing with it on her tongue before letting it dribble out of her mouth onto her pert breasts for us to lick - surely that would be such a turn-off.
 
It' s true, you' d only be disappointed by me.

I already am. I can't even stand the sight of you! There's no way I would eye you with any kind of animal lust, plotting things. That would never happen.
 
Btw Ked, I think the advice you have in your signature line is so prudish and un-masculine. A good woman would never dream of enjoying the cum we guys spurt into her or all over her body and face. As for smearing it with her fingers or playing with it on her tongue before letting it dribble out of her mouth onto her pert breasts for us to lick - surely that would be such a turn-off.

I have never enjoyed any such thing Simon. How disgusting. And I' m not the least bit interested in letting you lick any part of my body.
 
I have never enjoyed any such thing Simon. How disgusting. And I' m not the least bit interested in letting you lick any part of my body.

No worries, lady. I reserve my ropes of the white stuff for really bad kitties who make me purr. They're the ones who get splattered with the stuff, play with it, and then let me lick it off so as to get onto their mouths for some seriously sloppy french kissing with it.
 
Btw Ked, I think the advice you have in your signature line is so prudish and un-masculine. A good woman would never dream of enjoying the cum we guys spurt into her or all over her body and face. As for smearing it with her fingers or playing with it on her tongue before letting it dribble out of her mouth onto her pert breasts for us to lick - surely that would be such a turn-off.

Well Simon, what can I say. I think it terribly ungentlemanly of you to offer disparaging remarks about my sig line. I would add that this is just the place for a lout such as yourself... one who does not mind wasting several good shots of cum on the depraved and perverted females you find here. Indeed, they do not appreciate the effort we go to in providing the wholesome milk of our loins in order to cover their lips, breasts, and clit. Their sinful need to suck our cocks dry of all our cream in their search for submissive pleasure, leaves us completely unfulfilled.
 
Well Simon, what can I say. I think it terribly ungentlemanly of you to offer disparaging remarks about my sig line. I would add that this is just the place for a lout such as yourself... one who does not mind wasting several good shots of cum on the depraved and perverted females you find here. Indeed, they do not appreciate the effort we go to in providing the wholesome milk of our loins in order to cover their lips, breasts, and clit. Their sinful need to suck our cocks dry of all our cream in their search for submissive pleasure, leaves us completely unfulfilled.

Truly a spokesperson for this generation. Well said sir.
 
No worries, lady. I reserve my ropes of the white stuff for really bad kitties who make me purr. They're the ones who get splattered with the stuff, play with it, and then let me lick it off so as to get onto their mouths for some seriously sloppy french kissing with it.

Simon, sorry to break this to you, but the thought of kissing you passionately, sharing our mixed juices as we devour each other hungrily does not arouse me in the least
 
Simon, sorry to break this to you, but the thought of kissing you passionately, sharing our mixed juices as we devour each other hungrily does not arouse me in the least

That's not hot. Not at all. I'm certain I can find better things to watch by searching distractedly out of the window.
 
Gosh after the delightful day I have had I feel absolutely no need to sink into any pair of arms I can find on this thread. I am so upset to find all these limbs, mouths, cocks, tits and pussies lying around as though discarded for the garbage that they are. If only one of you knew what to do with your sexual parts, and if only I had any inkling what to do with any of you - maybe we should all just learn together?
 
Gosh after the delightful day I have had I feel absolutely no need to sink into any pair of arms I can find on this thread. I am so upset to find all these limbs, mouths, cocks, tits and pussies lying around as though discarded for the garbage that they are. If only one of you knew what to do with your sexual parts, and if only I had any inkling what to do with any of you - maybe we should all just learn together?

I don't second that notion. I want you to teach me absolutely nothing.
 
Gosh after the delightful day I have had I feel absolutely no need to sink into any pair of arms I can find on this thread. I am so upset to find all these limbs, mouths, cocks, tits and pussies lying around as though discarded for the garbage that they are. If only one of you knew what to do with your sexual parts, and if only I had any inkling what to do with any of you - maybe we should all just learn together?


Well my arms are NOT wide open for you to fall into. Nor am I soft, warm, or at all sexually aroused by the mere sight of your name. I won' t cup your head gently as I plant tender playful kisses on your face and nuzzle into your sweet-smelling neck...
 
Well my arms are NOT wide open for you to fall into. Nor am I soft, warm, or at all sexually aroused by the mere sight of your name. I won' t cup your head gently as I plant tender playful kisses on your face and nuzzle into your sweet-smelling neck...

I certainly won't be watching such an exchange. I definitely won't be quietly touching myself while this ensues.
 
Well my arms are NOT wide open for you to fall into. Nor am I soft, warm, or at all sexually aroused by the mere sight of your name. I won' t cup your head gently as I plant tender playful kisses on your face and nuzzle into your sweet-smelling neck...

*Sigh* you and your cold hard body are simply never around when I need you. I have no intention of falling into your curveless body nor lazily circling any part of your anatomy with my taloned finger
 
*Sigh* you and your cold hard body are simply never around when I need you. I have no intention of falling into your curveless body nor lazily circling any part of your anatomy with my taloned finger

Mmmm no moaning or breathy growls will be heard as we kiss softly, exploring each other's soft full lips and warm mouth, and our hands find hot wet places to stroke, flick, and thrust. I don't want you at all.
 
Mmmm no moaning or breathy growls will be heard as we kiss softly, exploring each other's soft full lips and warm mouth, and our hands find hot wet places to stroke, flick, and thrust. I don't want you at all.

Nor will my hand be fisting my detumescent fuck tool as I close my eyes in my quest to ignore your blatant and perverted display of sapphism. There is no way I want to hear your writhing moans and groans as you lick, suck and nibble at one another's nipples and clits. It is very unstimulating to think of you two getting turned on by each other and watching your heated juices flow between your otherwise dry pussy lips.
 
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Nor will my hand be fisting my detumescent fuck tool as I close my eyes in my quest to ignore your blatant and perverted display of sapphism. There is no way I want to hear your writhing moans and groans as you lick, suck and nibble at one another's nipples and clits. It is very unstimulating to think of you two getting turned on by each other and watching your heated juices flow between your otherwise dry pussy lips.

Right, Ked. there are no sluts for us to discover and enjoy on this thread of ultimate frigidity. How about we head off somewhere and find a couple of women who can really grind on each other's bodies and our pulsing boners?
 
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