The Opposite

[OxfordDon]

And I didn't come in here to see if anybody was offering sausage

I hate it when women just throw themselves on us men...so degrading...

 

[suckonsimon]

I hate it when women just throw themselves on us men...so degrading...

What turns me off, Don, is the way they curl and slither all over my body, making silly little noises - sighs and groans - and all that licking! I mean, can't they just buy ice creams?

 

[makinmepurr]

I hate it when women just throw themselves on us men...so degrading...

Wanna know what's worse? When you guys tell us how sexy and beautiful we are, or when you grab us up in your arms, or push us up against a wall in a rush of need and kiss us passionately. You think we fall for such cheesy antics? Please.

 

[OxfordDon]

you are so right Simon...they seem to think we enjoy that stuff....

and that Kitty...keeps trying to sound sexy and erotic...epic fail!!!

 

[makinmepurr]

What turns me off, Don, is the way they curl and slither all over my body, making silly little noises - sighs and groans - and all that licking! I mean, can't they just buy ice creams?

Well Simon, we can' t always find a nice big, fat ice cream cone when we want one.

 

[suckonsimon]

Well Simon, we can' t always find a nice big, fat ice cream cone when we want one.

Wanting something "nice, big, fat"? Heck, girl, what on earth would you do with it? You'll be telling me next that you want it shoved into you or something! I mean! Imagine me thrusting it into you where you're soft and moist and tender, over and over, deeper and deeper - isn't that assault? You're talking to a nice guy here; never in the world could I do that to beautiful sexy woman and spoil everything!

And as for up against a wall - where on earth would you put your legs? Do you think I would want them curled around my thighs, feet crossed at the small of my back? And what would you cling on to? my head? my hair? I've some self respect you know! Some wild woman messing up what I've carefully combed because she can't stop herself getting orgasmic on what I've got that's "nice, big, fat" - the thing's hideous!

 

[may_I_please]

And now I want ice cream

 

[wombat9966]

And now I want ice cream

and i suppose you want that spread all over your body May and then for somebody to come and lick it off. Trailing their tongue over the most intimate parts of your body, licking and sucking. Nibbling and and caressing it to get it out of every nook and cranny, focusing on certain parts to make sure they are especially clean. Of course it would take but a short time to clean out your pussy as all the ice cream would melt and run inside of it and I'm sure I would not want the job of cleaning that out or of cleaning your entire body. And i especially would not think of adding chocolate topping to that ice cream either.

 

[suckonsimon]

And now I want ice cream

and i suppose you want that spread all over your body

Well Simon, we can' t always find a nice big, fat ice cream cone when we want one.

Wombat, these two forever crave the kind of cream that comes out of "nice, big, fat" cones. They seem to think they can get the stuff spurting out all over themselves. I've no idea what they have in mind: do they suck? or squeeze? or kind of rub up and down furiously with their hands? Just seems to me like a tedious effort all for next to nothing.

 

[may_I_please]

Well I'd hang around here but its clear neither of you have the slightest idea of how to tempt me into staying, I mean look at you both with your lack of exciting thoughts and dull ideas. Really can't you go and get some experience before bothering me with your tedious thinking

 

[wombat9966]

Wombat, these two forever crave the kind of cream that comes out of "nice, big, fat" cones. They seem to think they can get the stuff spurting out all over themselves. I've no idea what they have in mind: do they suck? or squeeze? or kind of rub up and down furiously with their hands? Just seems to me like a tedious effort all for next to nothing.

I know and do they think we enjoy it? I mean we have to lie there while they wrap their lips around our 'cones' and suck and squeeze and tickle us with their tongues and all the while we have to remain perfectly still and silent. Then they expect us to just give them their cream with no warning whatsoever and they do whatever they want with it, and these two normally spit it everywhere. I mean all of that for a little drop...what is the point.

 

[may_I_please]

And just so you know the thought of freezing cold icecream dribbling on to my body before being eaten by your hot tongue does absolutely nothing for me, nothing I say. And there's no way I would be returning that particular favour any time soon

 

[makinmepurr]

Gee guys, thanks. How do you expect us to ever enjoy ice cream again after those grotesque scenarios?

And Simon, really. You think I can' t see how you did that, weaving those images using my exact words, as if you think I' ll just lay myself down at your feet and invite you to feast on my body? And as far as wrapping my legs around you and all that other nonsense about grabbing your hair whilst in the throes of ecstasy....yawn.....

 

[wombat9966]

And just so you know the thought of freezing cold icecream dribbling on to my body before being eaten by your hot tongue does absolutely nothing for me, nothing I say. And there's no way I would be returning that particular favour any time soon

What you think I would want your tongue dancing all over my body licking up that cool sweet frozen treat. Working your way down to my flaccid penis and engulfing it in your warm moist mouth and cleaning every scrap of ice cream of by sucking and licking it off.
Please the thought has not even crossed my mind.

 

[suckonsimon]

And just so you know the thought of freezing cold icecream dribbling on to my body before being eaten by your hot tongue does absolutely nothing for me, nothing I say. And there's no way I would be returning that particular favour any time soon

May I Please tell you that I have not given a second thought, all day, to that suggestion I made about a fat sausage I might just supply you with for breakfast some time. The very idea of waking up with your warm body next to mine, anyway, is nothing but quaint. And if you were busy giving 'breakfast' to some other delicious woman as I woke, you can bet your bottom dollar I would simply tut and walk out of the room.

 

[suckonsimon]

Gee guys, thanks. How do you expect us to ever enjoy ice cream again after those grotesque scenarios?

And Simon, really. You think I can' t see how you did that, weaving those images using my exact words, as if you think I' ll just lay myself down at your feet and invite you to feast on my body? And as far as wrapping my legs around you and all that other nonsense about grabbing your hair whilst in the throes of ecstasy....yawn.....

I'm gonna have to log off. I get in a total panic when a woman lays herself down at my feet. It's the look in her eyes, like she's gonna snake up me grasping at everything I've got and then bite at my arms, my neck, and smother my mouth while she clasps herself onto me, groaning and twisting - it's terrifying! Hell, I'm off!

 

[makinmepurr]

I'm gonna have to log off. I get in a total panic when a woman lays herself down at my feet. It's the look in her eyes, like she's gonna snake up me grasping at everything I've got and then bite at my arms, my neck, and smother my mouth while she clasps herself onto me, groaning and twisting - it's terrifying! Hell, I'm off!

Thank goodness, I thought you' d never leave. It was much nicer in here without you and your sexy mind and infinitely fuckable body anyway

 

[ydahecnot]

Darn, that type isn't big enough to read.

 

[wombat9966]

yes It's not as if I wanted to get these luscious ladies alone and ravage them all by myself or anything.

 

[makinmepurr]

Darn, that type isn't big enough to read.

Is this better grandpa?

 

[ydahecnot]

That's even smaller. But oh well, I'm not at all interested in this frolicking, anyway.

 

[makinmepurr]

That's even smaller. But oh well, I'm not at all interested in this frolicking, anyway.

Frolicking? More like agonizing torture.

 

[suckonsimon]

Is this better grandpa?

Here's me thinking that it was a man thing: swelling up to shocking dimensions, I mean ...

 

[may_I_please]

I'm lost for words. I have no idea why this thread keeps drawing me in...can't be all the ugly, dull people who play here. Like you'd know a good frolic if you saw one

 

[makinmepurr]

Oh how I love the surly bank teller.

And I' m very glad that the senseless orgies going on in here seem to be done. They wete getting so tedious.