The Opposite

[makinmepurr]

Oh I'm delighted you're not here expounding crap about sexual acts you have never experienced. Really the virginal thoughts that come from your dry, fetid mouth are intensely dull

I think I' ll just sit here twiddling my thumbs. I can't think of a single thing to do. I may write a scathing complaint to Lelo. This vibrator they made is completely unsatisfying and a waste of money. I won' t even bother trying it again.

 

[may_I_please]

I'm not tempted to strap you down with leather at your wrists and ankles and show you how to use it right at all. That thought will never cross my mind. In fact I think I will go and make a cup of tea instead

 

[makinmepurr]

I'm not tempted to strap you down with leather at your wrists and ankles and show you how to use it right at all. That thought will never cross my mind. In fact I think I will go and make a cup of tea instead

Oh you Brits and your tea. Fine then, you enjoy that, glad to see the back end of ya.

 

[may_I_please]

*Slurp*

oh I will

And I am certain you don't care a jot about what exactly I am slurping

 

[hatlover123]

I am very happy today and I want this day to last forever.

 

[makinmepurr]

*Slurp*

oh I will

And I am certain you don't care a jot about what exactly I am slurping

I could not care less what you're drinking. I' m not even imagining your lips as they wrap around the edge of your little teacup, remaining open slightly to let liquid pass into your warm waiting mouth. Or the way your tongue moves as you taste whatever it is you're drinking, pushing up against the roof of your mouth.

 

[may_I_please]

Well it's not you

 

[makinmepurr]

Well it's not you

And it never will be either.

 

[may_I_please]

I'm delighted to hear that. As though your hard thin lips, empty breasts and lizard-like skin could hold any appeal. As for your vacuous mind and lack of eroticism well it makes my heart simply weep with ennui.

 

[1millionsecrets]

I don't need a sensual massage and a bubble bath....

 

[makinmepurr]

I'm delighted to hear that. As though your hard thin lips, empty breasts and lizard-like skin could hold any appeal. As for your vacuous mind and lack of eroticism well it makes my heart simply weep with ennui.

Using words like ennui, really now...clearly an attempt to appear intelligent, which, for some people, is a huge turn on. I myself wouldn't know anything about that as I am intimidated and turned off by witty repartee and sensuous double entendres. My skin shall remain uncaressed by you, my lips unkissed, my passion shriveled and gone.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Using words like ennui, really now...clearly an attempt to appear intelligent, which, for some people, is a huge turn on. I myself wouldn't know anything about that as I am intimidated and turned off by witty repartee and sensuous double entendres. My skin shall remain uncaressed by you, my lips unkissed, my passion shriveled and gone.

I've found that intelligent women aren't almost always the wildest lovers...the most willing and wanton fucks....

 

[may_I_please]

I have no idea why you're back johnnie, there's no way you can hold your own around me and Pussy and if you think either one of us would like to hold it for you, we'll really you'd be waiting a lifetime

 

[makinmepurr]

I have no idea why you're back johnnie, there's no way you can hold your own around me and Pussy and if you think either one of us would like to hold it for you, we'll really you'd be waiting a lifetime

Well said, May. I couldn't have said it better. Begone you small stupid man.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I have no idea why you're back johnnie, there's no way you can hold your own around me and Pussy and if you think either one of us would like to hold it for you, we'll really you'd be waiting a lifetime

I realize I'm overmatched and out of my league.

It's especially intimidating to imagine both of you holding it at the same time.

Four warm hands and two hot mouths wouldn't extend my girth to heretofore untold dimensions.

 

[may_I_please]

I realize I'm overmatched and out of my league.

It's especially intimidating to imagine both of you holding it at the same time.

Four warm hands and two hot mouths wouldn't extend my girth to heretofore untold dimensions.

I would absolutely hate to do that, as I am certain pussy would too. Oh and I'm not biting my lip at the thought

 

[makinmepurr]

I would absolutely hate to do that, as I am certain pussy would too. Oh and I'm not biting my lip at the thought

Not only would I not have one hand on your rod and one fondling your boys, but I wouldn' t be kissing May either, teasing her tongue with mine, sliding my full lips over hers as you watch and curse softly.

 

[may_I_please]

I have suddenly gone incredibly dry at that image. I really must do nothing at all.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I would absolutely hate to do that, as I am certain pussy would too. Oh and I'm not biting my lip at the thought

Well, it's not as if Purr has seen my cock. I don't think she took a liking to it, though.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I have suddenly gone incredibly dry at that image. I really must do nothing at all.

Well, it's not like I would first slap my cock over both of your faces, and then take the back of both of your heads in my hands, gripping your hair roughly and twirling it in knots that would make a boy scout envious, and take turns face-fucking the two of you.

I don't like to be in complete command of two hungry, cocksucking sluts.

 

[makinmepurr]

Well, it's not as if Purr has seen my cock. I don't think she took a liking to it, though.

No, I haven't seen it, and I resent the implication that I would have any interest in seeing such a small sad specimen of manhood.

 

[merryohmd]

I was extremely excited to find most of you gone when I arrived home from work. Another evening of listening to foppish chatter about unrealistic sexual exploitation and lusty playfulness was not on my agenda. And I certainly will never want to hold any of the skanky females on this thread naked against me with my left arm encircling their chest, cupping their snagging fun bags in my hand while I caress their mons with the other hand. I'm certain the touch of skin along would make my penis shrivel and possible fall off.

 

[1millionsecrets]

I didn't just write a horrid new rp thread open to no one about a whorehouse.
My intro is boring and unarrousing and if any of you are not interested you should never go look at it.

Its only a little good.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I didn't just write a horrid new rp thread open to no one about a whorehouse.
My intro is boring and unarrousing and if any of you are not interested you should never go look at it.

Its only a little good.

I read it. It didn't make me want to take you, lift you up in my strong arms, and fuck you until your pussy exploded in glee.....

 

[1millionsecrets]

I read it. It didn't make me want to take you, lift you up in my strong arms, and fuck you until your pussy exploded in glee.....

So.... wait.... what o.o