The Opposite

It's ok, I'm sure MakinMePurr would HATE to have you climb up on the dining room table with us. She's such a prude sometimes!

I would never want to put any part of my body in her dry lifeless mouth and would obviously remain flaccid the entire time.
 
Honestly you're boring me to tears. Your lack of imagination is appalling. If you think peeling my clothes off and exposing my skin to the cool air will cause my nipples to harden, you are sadly mistaken. Nor would it intensify my desire for you, or make me sweep all the dishes off the table in a single sweep to make room for us. And push you down roughly before i crawl over you to take you and make you mine.

If you think I'd just let you crawl on top of me, intending on impaling yourself on my stiff rod... you're clearly mistaken. I wouldn't even fuck you with Merryohmd's dick.

I would never want to put any part of my body in her dry lifeless mouth and would obviously remain flaccid the entire time.

I would HATE to alternate thrusts with you, sharing her smooth motions as her itty bitty mosquito bites barely sway between us. Her yawns so silent they struggle to escape her mouth around your limp cock.
 
If you think I'd just let you crawl on top of me, intending on impaling yourself on my stiff rod... you're clearly mistaken. I wouldn't even fuck you with Merryohmd's dick.



I would HATE to alternate thrusts with you, sharing her smooth motions as her itty bitty mosquito bites barely sway between us. Her yawns so silent they struggle to escape her mouth around your limp cock.

I"ll thank you to not refer to me as Merry and I would not let you use my dick on Purr even if she were a sexy wench.
 
I"ll thank you to not refer to me as Merry and I would not let you use my dick on Purr even if she were a sexy wench.

Now listen you two, I have not always fantasized about being with two men at once, nor would I jump at the chance. And Merry, don' t worry, I have no desire for you sexually experienced older men and your bag of tricks. So both of you get your hands and cocks the hell away from me.
 
Well who invited you anyway? God, some people...

well i would hardly be talking to such a horribly disfigured woman such as yourself now would I. Bursting in to see two men using your body in such a lewd way has not turned me on in the slightest nor has it left me thinking of putting my dick in your last free hole and joining in.
 
Now listen you two, I have not always fantasized about being with two men at once, nor would I jump at the chance. And Merry, don' t worry, I have no desire for you sexually experienced older men and your bag of tricks. So both of you get your hands and cocks the hell away from me.

You do not have to worry as my bag of trick is very small and I would not open it for you no matter what. Just the thought of me licking you and pinching both nipples sickens me to my core. I expect that you have a vile and disgusting taste anyway and your nipples are probably more shriveled then overly dry raisins.:rose:
 
well i would hardly be talking to such a horribly disfigured woman such as yourself now would I. Bursting in to see two men using your body in such a lewd way has not turned me on in the slightest nor has it left me thinking of putting my dick in your last free hole and joining in.

You are not welcome here as the thought of seeing her have pleasure is simply revolting. Be gone.
 
well i would hardly be talking to such a horribly disfigured woman such as yourself now would I. Bursting in to see two men using your body in such a lewd way has not turned me on in the slightest nor has it left me thinking of putting my dick in your last free hole and joining in.

I am far too frigid and asexual to even consider such a revolting scenario. And you, Wombat, dusgust me to no end. With your accent, and your wicked little tricks thst you think I enjoy, please. I would never want any of your body parts near me.
 
You are not welcome here as the thought of seeing her have pleasure is simply revolting. Be gone.

Well then i guess i will not then shove my stiff pole up her Anus this being her only free hole as I'm sure Ms Purr would surely love this and I would hate to give her pleasure as well. The thought of it thrusting in hard and fast ripping her apart allowing her no time to adjust to it's size pleases me no end. Then plowing her with no thought to her pleasure as she suffers would just be music to my ears.
 
well what a complete waste of time that was..never want to see you again purr
 
Now that she is FINALLY gone I can annoy you guys and cause any arousal you may ever have be ruined by associating sex with your mother's breasts....
 
oh no not 1 now the tone of the thread will really take a nose dive. No one is going to be sexually aroused now that she is here
 
I hate ferocious morning sex

It's the worst. I get so annoyed with the untangling of limbs after a horrible nights sleep, the feel of cold clammy flesh wrapping around me is enough to make me limp like a cold fish. Really I just roll over or just kick my unarousing partner away from me until I jump out of bed early on a weekend.

Ugh lazy mornings I just want to be left alone and not touched.
 
I' m just glad I' m gonna be too busy this morning to waste any more time here. Hopefully I' ll be gone for hours.
 
Oh I'm delighted you're not here expounding crap about sexual acts you have never experienced. Really the virginal thoughts that come from your dry, fetid mouth are intensely dull
 
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