The Opposite

[makinmepurr]

nothing or anything about trying to rub said sticks together to start a fire... in no one's pants. And no, I am not rock hard as you may think right now.

Good because I didn't want to ride you anyway.

 

[Stillstiff]

Good because I didn't want to ride you anyway.

I don't even think you like men.

 

[makinmepurr]

I don't even think you like men.

You're right, I can't stand the way they know how to touch me, what to say as they nibble my neck, or make me feel beautiful and desireable. To say nothing of what they can do with other parts of their bodies. Who in their right mind would like that?

 

[Stillstiff]

You're right, I can't stand the way they know how to touch me, what to say as they nibble my neck, or make me feel beautiful and desireable. To say nothing of what they can do with other parts of their bodies. Who in their right mind would like that?

I think that by you saying that makes you a cold cruel woman

 

[jack80]

I think that by you saying that makes you a cold cruel woman

Cold. Unthoughtful, and she never says anything as you kiss her back. She doesn't deserve our attention.

 

[may_I_please]

None of the people on this thread have any idea how to turn me on at all. I am delighted by this fact because it means I will never check in again

 

[jack80]

None of the people on this thread have any idea how to turn me on at all. I am delighted by this fact because it means I will never check in again

You won't because We will just let you walk out that door, and never come back. Your playing easy to get charms, have no effect on us.

 

[may_I_please]

Yeah I'm known for being hard to get. It's one of my few charms.

 

[Stillstiff]

Yeah I'm known for being hard to get. It's one of my few charms.

I'm also not affected by your AV!

 

[may_I_please]

My av has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm like as a person

And I really don't want to be the woman in your gifs, particularly not no. 3, who would want that!

 

[sfh]

I'd fucking hate it if somebody called me on skype

 

[VinceGraves]

And I really don't want to be the woman in your gifs, particularly not no. 3, who would want that!

I would HATE to find out what else you'd like to bite. I'm not even the slightest bit jealous of your lip

 

[makinmepurr]

I would HATE to find out what else you'd like to bite. I'm not even the slightest bit jealous of your lip

Oh you're back again? Leave now and never come back and ravage me. Ever.

 

[VinceGraves]

Oh you're back again? Leave now and never come back and ravage me. Ever.

Damn, you're here too?? Maybe YOU should leave. No one here wants to see you anyway.

 

[makinmepurr]

Damn, you're here too?? Maybe YOU should leave. No one here wants to see you anyway.

Well at least I' m not brazenly lifting my shirt, showing off my gorgeous body like, like, some heathen. Do you actuslly think I' d ever draw kisses down your belly, lick between the muscular ripples till i get to your waistband, grabbing it between my teeth and keep going down?

 

[VinceGraves]

Well at least I' m not brazenly lifting my shirt, showing off my gorgeous body like, like, some heathen. Do you actuslly think I' d ever draw kisses down your belly, lick between the muscular ripples till i get to your waistband, grabbing it between my teeth and keep going down?

Hopefully you wouldn't be expecting anything down there. Your kisses wouldn't INSTANTLY harden my cock. Just like I know you would be dry as a desert as your lips explored every inch of my disgusting body.

 

[1millionsecrets]

I wouldn't be willing to videotape any of this in hopes of eventually joining in on the fun
The thought alone makes me nauseous.

 

[makinmepurr]

Hopefully you wouldn't be expecting anything down there. Your kisses wouldn't INSTANTLY harden my cock. Just like I know you would be dry as a desert as your lips explored every inch of my disgusting body.

And I wouldn't moan deeply, causing the most delicious stimulating vibrations, or look up into your eyes as you yank my hair, telling me sweet sweet hot things.

 

[VinceGraves]

I wouldn't be willing to videotape any of this in hopes of eventually joining in on the fun
The thought alone makes me nauseous.

Neither of us would want you to join in. There really isn't anything interesting enough to film anyway.

And I wouldn't moan deeply, causing the most delicious stimulating vibrations, or look up into your eyes as you yank my hair, telling me sweet sweet hot things.

I wouldn't be able to think of any sweet hot things. I certainly hope you'd be fully clothed for all of this. Your moans wouldn't make me even harder, don't think you make every muscle in my body NEED to pull you up and turn you around, pressing you onto whatever surface is nearest to us.

 

[makinmepurr]

Neither of us would want you to join in. There really isn't anything interesting enough to film anyway.



I wouldn't be able to think of any sweet hot things. I certainly hope you'd be fully clothed for all of this. Your moanes wouldn't make me even harder, don't think you make every muscle in my body NEED to pull you up and turn you around, pressing you onto whatever surface is nearest to us.

What part of do not come in here and ravage me don' t you understand? I was perfectly clear. You aren't turning me on at all. And i think raw savage sex on the dining room table is the worst idea ever, and it wouldn't make me wild with passion.

 

[makinmepurr]

I wouldn't be willing to videotape any of this in hopes of eventually joining in on the fun
The thought alone makes me nauseous.

That video would be about as exciting as a potato. Nobody would want to see our bodies writhing and thrusting, or hear us pant and moan. You' d be wasting your time.

 

[VinceGraves]

What part of do not come in here and ravage me don' t you understand? I was perfectly clear. You aren't turning me on at all. And i think raw savage sex on the dining room table is the worst idea ever, and it wouldn't make me wild with passion.

You're not entertaining me at all. I would rather sit down at that dining room table to eat a meal than to eat you. The thought of slowly stripping one layer after another of tight fitting clothes from your body is quite frankly, appalling.

I'd hate to imagine you straddling me in the middle of the dinner table, knocking the dishes and food onto the floor.

 

[merryohmd]

It pains me to find the all of you non-sexual waste of my time individuals are still one this site cavorting with each other in such meaningless conversations which I was so glad to be away from all day. I certainly will not be reading everything written since this morning when I left. I would never want to envision any of you without clothes, having sex and possibly pleasuring each other in so many unspeakable and disgusting way. I much preferred spending the day watching a movie in another state with the kindest woman I have ever known.

 

[VinceGraves]

It pains me to find the all of you non-sexual waste of my time individuals are still one this site cavorting with each other in such meaningless conversations which I was so glad to be away from all day. I certainly will not be reading everything written since this morning when I left. I would never want to envision any of you without clothes, having sex and possibly pleasuring each other in so many unspeakable and disgusting way. I much preferred spending the day watching a movie in another state with the kindest woman I have ever known.

It's ok, I'm sure MakinMePurr would HATE to have you climb up on the dining room table with us. She's such a prude sometimes!

 

[makinmepurr]

You're not entertaining me at all. I would rather sit down at that dining room table to eat a meal than to eat you. The thought of slowly stripping one layer after another of tight fitting clothes from your body is quite frankly, appalling.

I'd hate to imagine you straddling me in the middle of the dinner table, knocking the dishes and food onto the floor.

Honestly you're boring me to tears. Your lack of imagination is appalling. If you think peeling my clothes off and exposing my skin to the cool air will cause my nipples to harden, you are sadly mistaken. Nor would it intensify my desire for you, or make me sweep all the dishes off the table in a single sweep to make room for us. And push you down roughly before i crawl over you to take you and make you mine.