The Opposite

I really don't want to read the next 2 books in the erotic thriller series I'm reading and masturbate all day
 
I'm going to get all the laundry done today, vacuuming, dusting, and scrub the floors.
 
Oh god no... I thought we settled this last night. I am not the least bit attracted to you, just go away and never cuddle in my arms until we fall asleep...

Hey, you're. the one who jyst barged in here. ...I don' t like you either. You repulse me, with your sensuality, your disgusting curves, your wicked mind, god. As if I' d grab you and kiss you passionately, NOT happening.
 
Hey, you're. the one who jyst barged in here. ...I don' t like you either. You repulse me, with your sensuality, your disgusting curves, your wicked mind, god. As if I' d grab you and kiss you passionately, NOT happening.
Well don't you think for a second I'd carefully trace my tongue over your lip just for the hell of it. And I for certain would never pull you against me to feel your warmth and I couldn't even begin to enjoy the disappointing quality of your unneeded and unwanted responses.

So there!
 
Hey, you're. the one who jyst barged in here. ...I don' t like you either. You repulse me, with your sensuality, your disgusting curves, your wicked mind, god. As if I' d grab you and kiss you passionately, NOT happening.

I would definitely NOT like to have the two of you together with me here right now.
 
I wanted to keep shoveling snow but my computer booted up and drug me to this abomination of a thread that must contain the most frigid and non-sexual women on the planet. Purr and 1million simply make my skin crawl and I won't be thinking about either of you or MILFSauce and Chemgirl all day while I'm in another state. The thought on any of you naked makes me want to pluck out my eyes.
 
You are all repulsive and the idea of us having a massive orgy with whip cream and.toys, perhaps some chocolate syrup...

Well it just makes my uterus and all other reproductive organs want to shrivel up and die..
 
Oh god no... I thought we settled this last night. I am not the least bit attracted to you, just go away and never cuddle in my arms until we fall asleep...

Hey, you're. the one who jyst barged in here. ...I don' t like you either. You repulse me, with your sensuality, your disgusting curves, your wicked mind, god. As if I' d grab you and kiss you passionately, NOT happening.
 
Gosh I just love it when i lose wifi for hours, and I don't have to be here with you slobs.
 
I didn't miss the display you two were performing before. AWFUL! Just AWFUL!

*Doesn't hand 1million a paddle so she doesn't have to smack the 'good' purr over there, either*
 
I've posted on this thread many times, and I have to say I can't stand it one bit. :)
 
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