johnnieblue44
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Well, Ok, if you're gonna be up at the break of dawn in England, but just don't even think about putting my cock in your hot little mouth. The mere thought makes me flaccid.
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Well, Ok, if you're gonna be up at the break of dawn in England, but just don't even think about putting my cock in your hot little mouth. The mere thought makes me flaccid.
may_I_please
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My mouth is the only part of me that likes cock
johnnieblue44
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You think I've fantasized about taking you every which way?
Please, get over yourself.....
Stillstiff
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I can't believe how much makinmepurr is on this thread.
makinmepurr
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Well I had to come over and keep an eye on the shenanigans. Someone had to try to put a stop to all the disgusting activities taking place here earlier. I' m just glad you didn't have to see all the depravity....
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I can't believe that she didn't start the shenanigans.
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may_I_please
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There's nothing about this thread that makes me want to masturbate
may_I_please
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Well that's good, because there's absolutely nothing you could do to help anyway - you should absolutely keep your talentless body and dull imagination away from me.
may_I_please
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That's good because I absolutely wouldn't let you
may_I_please
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I don't think you have the slightest idea how to get a woman to give you that kind of control over her, I'm not staying around here to listen to any more of this
makinmepurr
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Morning sex is just the pits.
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I hate the thought of MIP & MMP waking up with me between them, refreshed & awake after our early night with a very restful sleep and no shenanigans. And I'm sure MMP would be quite annoyed having MIP listlessly laying on top of her, barely moving as my small, limp, cock hardly penetrated MIP.
That would be a bad way to start the morning.
That would be a bad way to start the morning.
makinmepurr
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That's exactly what I meant! She feels just awful with her mouth all wet, her tongue probing my mouth, and those hideous breasts mashed against mine. I hate that, And please stop that infernal moaning and dirty talking. That does nothing whatsoever to arouse me.
makinmepurr
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And YOU have the nerve to come sashaying back in here, with your zero sexiness and boring personality. I was SO relieved when you were gone and I hope you take your lewd thoughts and leave immediately.
johnnieblue44
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Hey, Ms. Sauce....I was hoping you were gone for good. No such luck.
johnnieblue44
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And whatever you do, please, don't let that bathrobe slip off in front of that window.
We don't want to scare the neighbors.
1millionsecrets
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I have never had the desire to be tied down and ravished until he found pleasure.
may_I_please
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God that sounds intrinsically dull. I'm getting so bored with the same ol', same ol'
And if that pussycat thinks my mouth is on hers then she doesn't need a lesson in basic anatomy
may_I_please
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There are far too many uninteresting virgins in this thread I think I'll go elsewhere to get my kicks
johnnieblue44
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Hey, good news. It's snowing here again today. Yes, again. What luck!!!
I love the fucking snow, love it, love it. Can't get enough.
It's a good thing Ms. Sauce is out there in her slinky bathrobe with the ice melt. Or else I might be stuck here all day and have to post threads with you dullards.....
I love the fucking snow, love it, love it. Can't get enough.
It's a good thing Ms. Sauce is out there in her slinky bathrobe with the ice melt. Or else I might be stuck here all day and have to post threads with you dullards.....
