The Opposite

I really don't want any of johnnies attention at all, he comes up with such boring concepts in this dull little thread

Johnnie doesn't get excited by all the wonderful ladies on this thread. He'd rather be out shoveling more snow.
 
I don't have to go out and pickup a pizza for my kid's dinner, so whatever you do, don't continue with the fun in my absence.
 
I am really not in the mood for giving him a blow job tonight, the thought of his hard cock in my mouth is doing absolutely nothing for me
 
And I ' m sure that none of our pm boxes are exploding with messages, from any of us or others lurking in the shadows of our orgy.
 
I just received an e-mail that a distant relative associated with the Nigerian government has funds that they want to send me.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to wire them a deposit before they can forward my money.
 
And I ' m sure that none of our pm boxes are exploding with messages, from any of us or others lurking in the shadows of our orgy.

Purr, I don't think that you should be the focal point of the orgy. I don't think all the men and lovely ladies should take their turns pleasuring you........
 
Purr, I don't think that you should be the focal point of the orgy. I don't think all the men and lovely ladies should take their turns pleasuring you........


I completely agree. I detest attention, not to mention sex. I think I' ll go knit something.
 
I didn't think so.

You don't strike me as that kind of girl....ya know, one who would suck my cock in that same restaurant, on the same first date, with the ever-present danger of people watching you...would you?

Sure I'd suck you off in the restaurant, but never in the restroom with the door locked and then later fucking while hoisted up on the sink. :)
 
Sure I'd suck you off in the restaurant, but never in the restroom with the door locked and then later fucking while hoisted up on the sink. :)

Of course not. Nor would I turn you around, pull your tits out of your blouse, pinch and pull on them, take you hard from behind, and we wouldn't watch ourselves fuck in the mirror....
 
Well I for one am relieved that all this crazy sexual stuff has stopped. After all, I have no stamina and no interest in prolonged erotic encounters.
 
I am pleased that I didn't jump in on this. It didn't seem like any fun anyways.
 
Oh it wasn' t, believe me. I just hope you don' t want to start anything with me, because I' m really not interested.

So you don't want me to hold your legs down as I don't kiss every part of your legs?
 
Boy you got that right. In fact, please don' t kiss any part of my body.

So no searing kisses on your hips? No rapid licks on your rib cage?

No, I won't do it!

... wait thats a double negative... doh
 
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