The Opposite

I wonder why no one is laughing at the posts on this thread???
I mean, really, I would never admit I was from the state of Texas, no way!
 
I really don't want to thrust my tongue down that pussycats throat whilst the wombat is making his disgusting tongue circling, so please don't make me

Oh don' t worry May, I would never want you to kiss me, or grope any part of my body. Disgusting.
 
Oh don' t worry May, I would never want you to kiss me, or grope any part of my body. Disgusting.

I become so melancholy when I think of the image of May and Purr engaging in such salacious activities. You two are both to be reprimanded.
 
Oh don' t worry May, I would never want you to kiss me, or grope any part of my body. Disgusting.

I don't like your brand new avatar at all.

Nor did I like the previous photo of your face, because I never envisioned my dick slipping between those cocksucking lips of yours.
 
My monitor is in no danger of spontaneously combusting at any second.

I just wish you would come out of your shell and get a more vivid imagination, Ms. Sauce.

Oh, but thank you for all your help on the snow shoveling today.
 
I just wish you would come out of your shell and get a more vivid imagination, Ms. Sauce.

Oh, but thank you for all your help on the snow shoveling today.

Not a problem! I adore shoveling snow. I'll come out any time to help!
 
Not a problem! I adore shoveling snow. I'll come out any time to help!

I just hope we have more. And more. Keep it coming.

Plus, it's warmed way up to about twelve or thirteen degrees with a brisk wind, too, so you may want to go commando with that cute little sundress and stilettos during the next shoveling session.
 
I just hope we have more. And more. Keep it coming.

Plus, it's warmed way up to about twelve or thirteen degrees with a brisk wind, too, so you may want to go commando with that cute little sundress and stilettos during the next shoveling session.

Remember .. I lived in northern Idaho for 20 years, so I don't know anything about that winter stuff.
 
I always give a lot of credence to "anonymous" when he/she posts nasty comments about my stories, and I always give them the respect of replying to them, because I deeply care what they think.
 
That gif of the couple on the bed, where she throws her leg over his back, doesn't give me palpitations at all.

I really have no idea what you mean, it's not like his slow sensual stroke connects anywhere near my pussy at all. In fact it makes my dry just thinking of it
 
I really have no idea what you mean, it's not like his slow sensual stroke connects anywhere near my pussy at all. In fact it makes my dry just thinking of it

And the way he strokes and caresses her body would probably just put me to sleep.
 
I hate this thread, but somehow feel totally confident posting as a new member.

You have no business joining this private party no matter how confident you are, and no one here will welcome you with open arms (and legs). You are hereby forbidden from proceeding.
 
I am unhappy about your post because really I don't appreciate you at all.

Yeah, well, don't think I'm gonna lean you over and eat you out, either, just cause your "sig" says so. The nerve.....

And neither will Purr. She's not fond of pussy.
 
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