The Opposite

[MILFSauce]

Oh I'm so glad I'm in another time zone and missed this particular boat

And there's no way we're gonna back up the boat and drag you aboard ...

 

[johnnieblue44]

And I'm not laughing my ass off at that mental image ...

How dare you? Laughing while in the throes of sex is very unhealthy and shows no comfort level with your partner.

 

[may_I_please]

I just so hate confident men and women and find them totally unsexy

 

[may_I_please]

And I'm really delighted I have to get up now and I have no plans at all to use my showerhead to ensure certain parts of me are extremely clean

 

[ydahecnot]

Tantalizing sex that takes a long time is sooo overrated.

 

[johnnieblue44]

And I'm really delighted I have to get up now and I have no plans at all to use my showerhead to ensure certain parts of me are extremely clean

Just make sure you don't take any selfies or videos of the hygiene session.

 

[MILFSauce]

It never intrigues me that the gender makeup of the room can change on a dime.

 

[johnnieblue44]

It never intrigues me that the gender makeup of the room can change on a dime.

It had nothing to do with the good theatre we were providing....

 

[makinmepurr]

I must say, this whole exchange has been extremely disappointing and I have no intention of continuing.

 

[MILFSauce]

It had nothing to do with the good theatre we were providing....

And we shouldn't go for a Golden Globe.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I must say, this whole exchange has been extremely disappointing and I have no intention of continuing.

I wouldn't enjoy sitting back and watch you ladies entertain each other.

 

[makinmepurr]

I wouldn't enjoy sitting back and watch you ladies entertain each other.

Oh please, it's not as if women know what to do down there, and I for sure have no attraction to women. At all.

 

[MILFSauce]

I wouldn't enjoy sitting back and watch you ladies entertain each other.

More is never merrier.

 

[johnnieblue44]

More is never merrier.

It's a shame that my camcorder is all revved up and ready to record......

 

[MILFSauce]

Oh please, it's not as if women know what to do down there, and I for sure have no attraction to women. At all.

In fact, the female body is quite replusive.

 

[johnnieblue44]

In fact, the female body is quite replusive.

I'm just glad I have to get up in 4 short hours and that I can trust you ladies to behave while I'm away....

 

[may_I_please]

I have every intention of behaving all day and right into the night

 

[ydahecnot]

We are hopeful you will

 

[MILFSauce]

I avoided sitting topless in the cool night air by this window just to see what effect it might have.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Oh please, it's not as if women know what to do down there, and I for sure have no attraction to women. At all.

Like most men, I find the prospect of two women entangled in intimacy to be repugnant.

 

[makinmepurr]

I have every intention of behaving all day and right into the night

I am so upset that another beautiful woman has joined. Really I find her quite uninteresting.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I avoided sitting topless in the cool night air by this window just to see what effect it might have.

Watching a nipple harden in response to its environment could not interest me less.

Much like watching the folds of labia in arousal blossom and swell.

 

[ydahecnot]

Somebody get her a robe!

 

[johnnieblue44]

I am so upset that another beautiful woman has joined. Really I find her quite uninteresting.

As the threadstarter responsible for the behavior within, I can only hope that the number of beautiful and explorative ladies doesn't increase.

 

[makinmepurr]

Somebody get her a robe!

And if you think i' m glad to see you ydahecnot, you are sadly mistaken. In fact I have never even neen remotely attracted to you.