The Opposite

[johnnieblue44]

I have a difficult time keeping up with all of the cock shot requests that I receive........so many fans.....*sigh*

 

[perkyT]

I am always begging for cockshots & vajayjay shots. I send out at least 50 desperate requests daily.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I am always begging for cockshots & vajayjay shots. I send out at least 50 desperate requests daily.

Most women Litsters pine for cockshots from complete strangers...they can't get enough of them.

And most men that send them have tremendous success getting laid.

 

[ChainedUp]

But my cock is special and worth seeing. You'll be amazed!

 

[perkyT]

I believe all LitMen are endowed with splendid pornworthy cocks & know how to photograph themselves in sexually appealing poses.

 

[ChainedUp]

I know when you see my cock you'll not know how you've ever been able to live without it.

 

[ChainedUp]

Responding to my thread post means you want me to fuck you

 

[ChainedUp]

The personals page posts work really well, people are hooking up all the time

 

[johnnieblue44]

I did not masturbate when I got up this morning, imagining rough sex with a certain Litster...

 

[ydahecnot]

I am sooo wide awake.

 

[LusterMunky]

I hate bananas.

 

[OxfordDon]

I love being dropped in mid convo - makes me feel special!

 

[may_I_please]

I believe that happens to OD all the time

 

[OxfordDon]

I believe that happens to OD all the time

that didn't make me laugh at all....

 

[johnnieblue44]

I think Alex Rodriguez's suspension is totally unwarranted, and I can't wait to see him back in the pinstripes real soon. He's a credit to the national pastime.

 

[may_I_please]

I know exactly what you just said and who that person is,

 

[johnnieblue44]

I've never, not even once, thought about the possibility of having sex with my GF's younger sister with the tight killer body.

 

[MILFSauce]

I think Alex Rodriguez's suspension is totally unwarranted, and I can't wait to see him back in the pinstripes real soon. He's a credit to the national pastime.

I didn't just laugh my ass off.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I agree that the economy is recovering splendidly, and should continue to do so.

 

[MILFSauce]

I soooo love it when people bitch endlessly about the government.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I soooo love it when people bitch endlessly about the government.

You look much, much older than 48, Milfsauce. You're not well preserved at all......

 

[MILFSauce]

You look much, much older than 48, Milfsauce. You're not well preserved at all......

I just hate being "well-preserved".

 

[johnnieblue44]

I just hate being "well-preserved".

I know what you mean. I get a little tired of being a sex symbol myself. Sometimes it'd be nice to be respected solely for my intellect.

 

[MILFSauce]

I know what you mean. I get a little tired of being a sex symbol myself. Sometimes it'd be nice to be respected solely for my intellect.

And I'm not turned on at all by the little character in your avatar.

 

[johnnieblue44]

And I'm not turned on at all by the little character in your avatar.

I'm nothing like that character. And it embarasses me that I've turned you on.