The Opposite

[ImagineMe2]

I probably couldn't bring myself to slowly lick and suckle them, or even nip a little---it would probably turn my stomach--

I bet it would.

 

[walkingeagle]

I bet it would.

I'm sure it would---And it would never lead me to thinking about her lower regions--I'm sure they are scary as well--

 

[ImagineMe2]

I'm sure it would---And it would never lead me to thinking about her lower regions--I'm sure they are scary as well--

You make me shudder, I can't even comprehend how hideous they must be.

 

[walkingeagle]

You make me shudder, I can't even comprehend how hideous they must be.

I'm sure I would go limp and shrivel--

 

[ImagineMe2]

I'm sure I would go limp and shrivel--

No doubt you would.

 

[Stillstiff]

No doubt you would.

I'm sure you like them limp and shriveled

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm sure you like them limp and shriveled

My phone battery didn't die, I left this thread on purpose!

And I am so pleased to see that everyone was thinking of me and missing me in my absence.

I must confess, though,
I was hoping to see a little more emphasis on how much everyone wants to fuck my cunt. *tsk, tsk*

 

[walkingeagle]

My phone battery didn't die, I left this thread on purpose!

And I am so pleased to see that everyone was thinking of me and missing me in my absence.

I must confess, though,
I was hoping to see a little more emphasis on how much everyone wants to fuck my cunt. *tsk, tsk*

I didn't notice you were gone---

And your cunt doesn't intrigue me at all--

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I didn't notice you were gone---

And your cunt doesn't intrigue me at all--

Fancy meeting you here!

Please take down your profile pic, you're quite unattractive for a man your age, and i shouldnt like to have to look at your long limbs and cute little ass ever again.

Not to mention that cock. Sheesh, people! Cover up your ugly parts!!

 

[walkingeagle]

Fancy meeting you here!

Please take down your profile pic, you're quite unattractive for a man your age, and i shouldnt like to have to look at your long limbs and cute little ass ever again.

I would never want you to see my parts----

 

[walkingeagle]

Alone at last---

 

[ImagineMe2]

Alone at last---

What made you think of this sorry-assed thread?

 

[walkingeagle]

What made you think of this sorry-assed thread?

I hate it here but I was challenged--

 

[ImagineMe2]

I hate it here but I was challenged--

I hate it also, you'll never see me here.

 

[walkingeagle]

I hate it also, you'll never see me here.

That's a relief---

 

[ImagineMe2]

That's a relief---

You do appear to be relieved.

 

[walkingeagle]

Sometimes I'm tense---

 

[ImagineMe2]

Sometimes I'm tense---

I suspect there was some innuendo there, of course I didn't look.

 

[walkingeagle]

I suspect there was some innuendo there, of course I didn't look.

I'm really glad you never look--

 

[ImagineMe2]

I'm really glad you never look--

Not me, never ever.

 

[walkingeagle]

Not me, never ever.

You are a trustworthy lady--

 

[ImagineMe2]

You are a trustworthy lady--

100 percent.

 

[seth6138]

100 percent.

<Coughs> True that

 

[ImagineMe2]

You are a trustworthy lady--

<Coughs> True that

Now don't go getting any sandwich ideas gentleman.

 

[walkingeagle]

Now don't go getting any sandwich ideas gentleman.

You in the middle of a sandwich doesn't interest me at all--