The Opposite

[lurkingguy1978]

I really don't want coffee anymore.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I'd rather she didn't like me as a friend and just fucked me.

 

[Hornblende]

Oh fuck, it's Friday.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh fuck, it's Friday.

There, there.

 

[Beachgirl22]

I really love being at work when I'm suppose to be off

 

[Emboldened1]

I really love being at work when I'm suppose to be off

I kinda wish I was at work when I have been off...

 

[Tenderkiss]

I have so much to do today and my inbox is filled.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have so much to do today and my inbox is filled.

Tenderkiss. Dude.

You should really change that AV. It's one of the worst I've seen.

 

[Tenderkiss]

Tenderkiss. Dude.

You should really change that AV. It's one of the worst I've seen.

I was really happy when I read this, remembering that this was The Opposite thread, and then I forgot.

That was easy.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I was really happy when I read this, remembering that this was The Opposite thread, and then I forgot.

That was easy.

*sad*

I am really going to miss the political advertising tomorrow.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm not at all sick of hearing about fucking Brexit.

 

[Sweet_Cupcake]

The only reason I come to Lit is to read the best, most unbiased, insightful, informative political threads around. Thank god for Lit.

 

[LizVegas79]

I love when Lit members write to me asking for advice about what to do in Vegas!

 

[Karabare]

I'm looking forward to six inches of snow and ice tomorrow

 

[TheMrBurns]

I'm looking forward to six inches of snow and ice tomorrow

I know, right! Commuting in the snow is just the best thing ever, drivers are so cautious and smart!

 

[Hornblende]

I love it when Christmas starts in mid-October

 

[LizVegas79]

Please send me more dick pics! PLEASE! PLEASE!! PLEASE!!!!

(for the record: just kidding guys - believe me I get far too many already! )

 

[Gamine67]

Keep me sober and chaste

 

[Hornblende]

Everyone should follow LizVegas' instructions above.

 

[Jada59]

I have no sex drive whatever.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Back-to-back orgasms are such a drag.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm not looking forward to January

 

[LizVegas79]

Me too, love to file tax returns.

I love fucking our accountant every year so he'll do our taxes.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I love fucking our accountant every year so he'll do our taxes.

Under no circumstances would I ever take Liz Vegas up on her offer to dangle mistletoe over her pussy.

 

[cliteatingman]

There are no women on lit I want!