The Opposite
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HisGreedySlut
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It makes so much sense to me that people come here to rant about politics.
Hornblende
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There's such a rich variety of movies available these days.
may_I_please
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Well these are exactly the kind of comments I expect from the opposites thread. i never used to enjoy the sexual repartee at all and I'm not going to read from the beginning at all
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PeteHulbert37
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No, I don't want to see her glorious tits.
may_I_please
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I'm not surprised they're old, saggy and lie around my belly, I only got into BDSM so that I could use clothespins to peg them up into an approximate appropriate positioning. The sight of them would be sure to make you gag
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PeteHulbert37
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Additionally, I don't care to see any of her other bits either.
LizVegas79
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If he spills any of that champagne on my naked bod while I'm trying to take a nap in bed I'm going to go all loco Latina-bitch on his ass!
Leigh81
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I'm really not looking forward to flying off to a hot Caribbean island this coming Sunday. The beach, drinking, pool, sun & fine dining do absolutely nothing for me.
When I get back I can hardly wait to come on Lit. I'm not taking a Lit break at all after my return home
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When I get back I can hardly wait to come on Lit. I'm not taking a Lit break at all after my return home
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LizVegas79
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I'm really not looking forward to flying off to a hot Caribbean island this coming Sunday. The beach, drinking, pool, sun & fine dining do absolutely nothing for me.
When I get back I can hardly wait to come on Lit. I'm not taking a Lit break at all after my return home
L
I hate the beach too and feel really, really sorry for poor Leigh.
Hornblende
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I'm dreading our Canada trip and wondering why we chose such an inhospitable nation. 
LadyElsbeth
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I am so glad I wasn't invited on the trip with the bad fishing.
Hornblende
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LizVegas79
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You wouldn't have liked it anyway.
There's nothing worse than staying in some stupid luxury hotel room with someone you kind of like and ordering room service your entire vacation!
Hornblende
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johnnieblue44
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I'm glad I've never had the opportunity to get acquainted with LadyElsbeth.
may_I_please
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Would never pounce, wrestle him to the ground and beg to see his imperfect cock
That wouldn't work for him
johnnieblue44
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I went to the UK last summer and banged May_I_Please for a solid week.
may_I_please
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We reported that abduction and you are still a wanted man. Not by me of course...I would never imagine repeating such a thing or even experiencing it
johnnieblue44
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The sex was horrible, too. I hate fucking married women.
johnnieblue44
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Sex with married women in general is just no fun. They always want to get so emotionally involved.
Isabella732
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Hmmm... The opposite, eh? Well then, I would say that I enjoy immensely the inability of some (certainly not you) to articulate themselves. I enjoy the suspension of descriptive and creative English language in erotic literature and even the bulletin boards.
johnnieblue44
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You obviously have no taste or sense of good judgment. It's a good thing that you only posted once.
Hornblende
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I'm dreading three days of theatre, wine and sex in our capital this weekend.
DarkSimian
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I am having so much fun with my current RL relationship
