The Opposite

I really wish I didn't have two weeks off starting Friday. I really want to go in to work.
 
Loving all this Christmas music. Can't wait to hear another version of Santa Baby.

Santa Baby is indeed a great song for the holidays. It's a song made just for kids, who can relate to every word. And when I think Christmas, I think Eartha Kitt. Who doesn't?
 
Most people don't realize it, but May_I_please and myself have a torrid trans-Atlantic affair going.
 
Most people don't realize it, but May_I_please and myself have a torrid trans-Atlantic affair going.

I wouldn't fuck your brains out if you were in the next room, you've always seemed completely asexual to me, not a sexy thought in your mind. Your words and stories have simply never provoked any kind of positive reaction in me. I'd prefer a bowl of cold porridge to be honest
 
I have no fond memories of you or our chats ..in fact I struggle to remember your favourite form of transport :kiss:

We never talked in depth about anything, you couldn't know or tell. Besides I didn't find you intriguing at all.
 
I wouldn't fuck your brains out if you were in the next room, you've always seemed completely asexual to me, not a sexy thought in your mind. Your words and stories have simply never provoked any kind of positive reaction in me. I'd prefer a bowl of cold porridge to be honest

Similarly, I've not once had a fleeting thought about your luscious lips or gorgeous tits snugly wedged around my cock.
 
We never talked in depth about anything, you couldn't know or tell. Besides I didn't find you intriguing at all.

Similarly, I've not once had a fleeting thought about your luscious lips or gorgeous tits snugly wedged around my cock.

I have absolutely no idea what I could do with both of you ...my mind is an arid wasteland and as desiccated as my body :devil:
 
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